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Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

"Noooo! No! Don't you fucking- GAAAHHHH!"

"For fucks sake Obito, shut up!" Shisui was pounding on the wall again but he was trying to ignore him. Besides it was getting to be a serious situation.

"I'm trying to get my 8th gym badge dammit! This is some serious shit!" It didn't matter what anyone said, Pokémon counted as a sport! He'd spent hours training his team for this battle but he was still greatly unprepared. Admittedly it was his 5th play through of this game. It wasn't the best one but it still required great concentration to succeed at it.

"Your gym badge?" Kakashi had re entered and was giving him The Look, so major it needed to be capitalised.

"I'm playing Pokémon."

"Ok..."

"It is epic." He would not accept any doubting of it, especially from his boyfriend. "No! That bastard killed my ninetails!"

"Your what?!"

"My ninetails! His name is Kurama and he is awesome! But I shall avenge him!"

"Well good luck with that. Don't we need to get going though?"

"Where?" Frankly if it wasn't related to his Nintendo or his Xbox then he didn't want to know.

"I thought we were babysitting today?"

"Oh fuck." Sasuke and his stupidly loud friend Naruto. The two most annoying children in existence. "Can't we get Shisui to do it?"

"I think he's insisting he has a test next week to get out of it."

"Sneaky bastard! And damn that Itachi being out all the time."

"Probably because Kisame has him stay at his place."

"Argg that's true. I sometimes wish we had our own place."

"Same here. We could have so much more fun-"

"Stop talking. Give it another year anyway and we can definitely move out." Getting a job would suck but it would certainly be nice to get out of family problems he couldn't be arsed with.

"Obito! Kakashi! Hurry up; I need to go to the hairdresser after I drop you off!"

"I know!" Useless mothers and their hair appointments. It doesn't make a difference anyway.

-Page Break-

Aunt Mikoto was leaving the house just as they were walking in and she gave them a smile as she walked past.

"Thanks again for this boys, I really appreciate this. Kushina and I will be gone for a few hours but we'll be back before dinner."

"Yeah, yeah, see you later aunt Mikoto."

"Who's Kushina?" It was odd that Kakashi had not yet met any of the Uzumaki's.

"She's Naruto's mum. Quite nice but she's really scary when she's pissed. I heard she beat the shit out of uncle Fugaku once when they were kids..."

"That's impressive. What's Naruto like?"

"He's actually a nice kid. A bit hyperactive though and he can be a shit sometimes but never like Sasuke."

"I doubt any child is as conniving as Sasuke." The second they opened the door they were jumped on by a bright orange ball of energy.

"Obi!" Kakashi could only stare at the strange blonde thing gripping to his boyfriend.

"Hey Naru. This is my boyfriend Kakashi." The little boy looked up with his big blue eyes. He was quite adorable and smiley. A stark comparison to the dark haired one skulking by the stairs.

"Nice to meet'cha."

"Don't be nice to him Naru, he's evil!" Coming from Sasuke that was a bit much. Naruto shrugged and simply bounded over to his friend and hugged him.

"Well that's cute." It was nice to see a normal, if somewhat slightly hyperactive child. Being around Sasuke made you forget that some kids were friendly.

"Just don't give him anything sugary though."

"Why not?"

"Because he goes through the fucking roof. Now midgets, who wants to watch me play Pokémon?"

"Can't we play?" They appeared to be trying their best attempt at puppy dog eyes.

"No. You can watch a film?"

"I don't want to!" And thus began the Sasuke strop.

"Well screw you then." Obito had no patience for children and instead went to the lounge to play his DS. Instantly they rounded in on Kakashi.

"Do something. Now."

"Yeah!" Naruto was bored so happy to go along with whatever his friend wanted to do.

"Hmmm." Now what do you do with children again? Kill them? Eat them? After a few minutes of pondering a thought popped into his head. What was it that Obito said again? Not to feed Naruto sweets? Oh that's it. "So kids, who wants some chocolate~?" Evil? Maybe.

-Page Break-

Right. Focus. You can do it! Shisui slapped himself on the forehead and tried once again to start reading his chemistry textbook. No matter how hard he tried all the information about carbon and all the other bull just wasn't going in. He'd been dangerously distracted all day. Mainly by the mobile sitting at the edge of his desk.

Nothing will have happened. Someone will have rung me if anything had happened. They weren't known for being close friends though so he was hardly going to be the first person they'd tell. At least with Obito here he could distract himself by screeching at him. Now he was left alone with a ticking phone time bomb.

Just text me you asshole! If he could hear anything at all saying that Hidan was still alive he'd be able to rest easy at night. Shisui had lain in bed for the last few days thinking about what had happened. Some people got counselling after seeing things like that. His thoughts were interrupted by the phone buzzing. Oh thank god.

"Hello?"

"Shisui! You need to help me."

"Obito? What the hell, you know I'm busy!" He'd never admit he was disappointed.

"But we need serious back up over here! Kakashi OD'd the brats on sugar and we've had to barricade ourselves in the bathroom!"

"...I'm hanging up now."

"Noooooo! Please just come round!"

"Oh for fucks sake. I'll get Itachi."

"Thank you, thank you, tha-." He put the phone down and groaned. It was always something. There was no way he was going alone though and he began typing a number in.

"Shisui?"

"Itachi I need your help."

-Page Break-

The scene that greeted them as they entered the front door was akin to the front line of a war zone. Picture frames had been torn off the walls, cushions and pillows from the chairs were strewn down the stairs and there were empty wrappers everywhere. Above them they could hear the screaming boys running up and down the hall. In short, it was utter chaos and he was going to drown Obito in the bath for this.

Upstairs Obito was having similar thoughts towards Kakashi who seemed unbothered considering he was the reason for this madness.

"Why don't you just stop them?"

"Why would I do that? And how?"

"How?! You got him to get into a dress and serve us food all afternoon! Surely you can shut them both up?!"

"I could... but this is pretty funny."

"I hate you." At least they'd stopped smacking into the door and propelling things through the eternally open window. The screaming suddenly intensified and they could hear the noise gradually moving down the hall.

"Open the door you morons!" Uh oh. Shisui sounded pissed. In some ways he was worse than the psycho children.

"Err... Hi." He only stuck his head out a little and he received a fist to his nose. "Ow! What the hell? Bit far!"

"You are an idiot! And you distracted me from my work! You suck!"

"I'm as much a victim here as you! It's that smug assholes fault."

"In all fairness you did tempt me when you said what it does to them." Kakashi was acting like it was not his problem.

"Shut up you! And thank you again Shisui."

"You're going to have to work really hard to pay me back for this."

"...Have mercy?"

"Never."