Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

Shisui had just finished his test and was feeling pretty good about life. There was nothing else for him to do and he was planning a nice night in with one of his favourite books and shitloads of food. And he was even hoping on tricking Obito and Kakashi into going out so he would be able to have some proper alone time. Life certainly was good. Not only that but he'd almost stopped worrying about Hidan after he'd subtly found out from Itachi that he was still at Deidara's place.

"Hey Obi." His brother was as usual, playing with some kind of game device. Kakashi was watching and reading his porn book yet again.

"What? Can't you see I'm busy?" Smartass.

"What are you guys doing tonight?"

"Nothing. Why?"

"No reason... Just wondered if you wanted to go see that movie you were going on about..."

"You know I've got nothing in the wallet department."

"Well I don't mind lending you any." Obito froze in shock as his brain started trying to process what had just happened. His brother was offering him money! Clearly he wanted something.

"Oh my god. You've got a girlfriend!"

"What?! Where'd you get that from?"

"You're trying to get us out the house so you can sleep with her!"

"You're completely wrong idiot!"

"Why else would you be so nice?"

"Maybe I just wanted to do something nice for my little brother?" Even the moronic Obito could tell that this was bullshit. "Ok fine, I want some alone time so I can read my books in peace. Happy?"

"...Oh. Ok that's cool."

"You believe me when I mention soft porn but you can't believe I'm just being nice?"

"I know you too well."

"Well get out then, I want to read the maid and the millionaire dammit!"

"Ohhh I've read that one. Not bad at all." Both Uchiha's gave Kakashi a 'what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you?' look and he shrugged back at them.

"We'll see you later then." As both bratty brother and pervert boyfriend left he finally sighed. At last he could have some alone time.

-Page Break-

His soaps were on, he had a nice cup of tea and he was sitting comfortably on fluffed up sofa cushions with his book. All in all a perfect night...

If you're a housewife. God I suck. Meh who cares I've got my drama. Outside it was cold and wet and the wind was pounding at the windows. Inside though the heating was on full blast so he could relax knowing nothing would spoil his perfect evening. Until his fucking phone started ringing. At first Shisui thought it could be Obito being an asshole but the caller Id had an unknown number. If this was Obito calling from a payphone he decided he would murder him later.

"Yeah?"

"...This is Shisui right?"

"Yes... Who's this?" The voice sounded vaguely familiar but he couldn't quite pinpoint it.

"Who the fuck do you think it is?" Ohh I see. Only one person could go from normal to pissed off that quickly.

"Hidan?"

"Well done genius." The sarcasm was practically dripping off his voice although it was a bit rich coming from him.

"Need anything?" There was no way he was going to pick a fight over the phone.

"Yes. Why else would I be fucking calling? What are you doin'?"

"Right now?"

"For fucks sake, yes right now!"

"I'm reading my book and watching TV, why?"

"...Anyone else there?"

"Err. Well no." Well that obviously wasn't a serial killer question.

"Good." Then he hung up.

"Wait! What was that?" What the hell was that all about?! He went to try and ring the boy back but was interrupted by the doorbell ringing.

...He wouldn't. Shisui grabbed an ashtray just in case of real serial killers and opened the door. Hidan was standing outside soaking wet and wearing a rucksack.

"Um... Hi." Well this is awkward.

"It's fucking freezing out here." And I'm guessing that's supposed to be a hint?

"Come in then." The man barged in and dumped his wet things all over the floor. He then went into the lounge leaving Shisui in the hallway. He couldn't quite believe what was happening and was still in shock. Why was he here? And what did he want? Hidan was sitting in the armchair and scowling at him as he walked back in the room. Clearly it was no longer acceptable for him to be in his own house. Wonderful.

"So Hidan... Is everything ok?" More scowling. Although as the guy was invading his house he did deserve some kind of explanation.

"Blondie and Pinocchio are being assholes."

"I see..." Pinocchio? Ohhh Sasori.

"...Can I stay here tonight?" What?! The look on his face must've made his opinion on this pretty obvious. "Tch. If it fucks you off that much I'll go. Thought you said I could ring for anything though..." Oh crap, I did say that. Well... I guess one night wouldn't hurt?

"I-it's fine. I don't have loads of space though.

"Whatever." The main problem he had now was that he'd have to spend a whole night alone with pissy. Great. Not to mention the possibility of a suicide attempt. He wouldn't though, would he? "What's your problem?" And he'd noticed Shisui looking at him.

"Nothing! Just a little tired." Hidan was silent for a while after that and so he decided to get back to reading his book. Just as he was finally getting into it again the silver haired one decided to suddenly appear out the corner of his eye.

"Are you scared of me?" It was kind of hard to answer with someone only sitting inches away and staring right into your eyes.

"Not really..."

"Don't bullshit me."

"Ok you are terrifying." Although the scowl he got in return for this made him think that no matter what he said, he'd never get the right answer on this.

"I see." Hidan sat back down but next to him on the sofa and close enough that he could feel his body heat. He wasn't keen on making conversation but he just couldn't read this book with someone else so close.

"So... how are things?" The other boy raised his eyebrow at him. Shisui didn't know what else to say though.

"Fine."

"How are Sasori and Deidara?"

"Fucking like rabbits. Everywhere."

"Everywhere?" He had to ask.

"This morning it was in the lounge while I was fucking sitting there." ...Those two really have no shame.

"That's...nice?" Great job Shisui. You now sound like a moron. As usually happens with this guy.

"Well you try sitting through that crap and see how nice you think it is then."

"S-sorry." Another pause. "Have you started looking for somewhere else yet?"

"They're shitholes or too fucking much."

"That sucks. What're you going to do?"

"Stay with the rabbits. Maybe the fish, I don't know. Can't get a fucking job 'cause of school anyway."

"You go to school?" That was very rude but he couldn't help himself. The idea of Hidan in a school uniform was weird.

"Are you stupid? I'm at the same fucking school as you!"

"Really? I've never seen you."

"Year above you shit for brains. And I don't always do that shit anyway. Gives me a headache."

"I see..." It seemed you learnt something new every day.

"Do you want to fuck?"

"Excuse me?!" That was one of the last things he'd expected.

"I'm really horny and all I do is watch everyone else getting some."

"Well ask someone else then because I'm not screwing anyone."

"Why not?" Clearly Hidan thought he was a moron but he didn't care.

"Because I don't want to fuck just anyone ok? I want it to mean something."

"Bullshit. Sex is sex."

"Maybe so but I'm still not doing it." Especially after finding out what kind of psychotic shit you do.

"Tch." He seemed to make that noise a lot. Peace reigned once more and Shisui started trying to figure out how best to get out of this situation. Although just waiting for the others to get back would work pretty well as Kakashi seemed like he could pull the guy off. Hidan's arm suddenly snaked round his waist and pulled him close. It was so sudden that he couldn't quite work out what was going on and just leant up against him with his heart beat speeding up.

What the hell is with this guy? His mood swings are freaking me out.

"W-what are you doing?" He tried to keep his voice calm but he couldn't help but stammer a little.

"If you won't fuck me I want something."

"What do you want?" He wished he hadn't asked when Hidan leant down and forced their lips together. It was surprisingly soft and felt good despite being forced on him. It reminded him a lot of his books which was probably why he let it continue as Hidan stuck his tongue in his mouth and started exploring his body with his hands. It felt good and Shisui did what came naturally and started running his hands down the larger mans back. They didn't pull away for a long time and when they did things were mostly silent again.

"Why did you do that?" He had to ask. And more importantly can we do it again?

"How the fuck would I know?" Hidan didn't look angry though. "I wanted something and I thought of you."

"Why me though?" The guy probably could've found someone else if he'd been desperate.

"You... weren't a prick the other night." Meaning I was a prick the rest of the time?! "And you didn't tell anyone about... it. And I guess you're not that bad for a stuck up Uchiha wanker."

"Well thanks." The insult had none of its usual venom. It seemed almost playful and he quite liked it that way.

"Want to do it again?" Shisui wanted to jump on him but instead restrained himself. He would not give him the satisfaction of knowing he'd enjoyed it.

"I guess if you want to..." That didn't mean he'd say no though. After all you only live once.