Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

"That movie sucked."

"It wasn't that bad. You chose it anyway."

"Screw your logic!" There was no way he'd admit that he picked that travesty. He hadn't known a movie involving ninjas fighting samurais would be so bad. "I think I'll blame Shisui for this one."

"You blame him for most things."

"It's something you earn from having a brother."

"Well I guess I'll find out about that when we get married."

"What?!" The look on his face was well worth it.

"Then I can have Shisui as my brother-in-law. And you'd look lovely in a bridal gown~."

"No way in hell! If we get married you can have the dress!"

"If that really makes you happy. I say we both do it."

"...Can we change the subject now?" The thought of them getting married was a rather nice one even if he would never tell Kakashi. He had his pride even though he had a dirty pervert boyfriend.

"Ok then. Do you think your brother enjoyed his evening of embracing his inner pervert?"

"Probably. Although I don't really think his perverseness is hidden, he just hates people knowing."

"You both have too much shame."

"Not everyone is as screwed up as you." It wasn't his fault he cared about what others thought. A lot of people felt that way. The house was dark when they got in and no sound could be heard. Odd considering how early it was.

"Where's Shisui?"

"I don't know." Obito was a little worried but his brother wasn't an idiot so he doubted anything had happened to him. "Meh, he'll be fine. Let's get to bed anyway."

"I thought you'd never ask~."

"What?! Hey! Put me down Bakakashi! Do you want pain?"

"You can try." Those words were regretted when Obito elbowed him in the ribs. "N-not bad." He was gasping slightly for breath.

"Told you! Ha!" It was nice to one up his scumbag boyfriend for a change.

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"Are you going to stay in bed all day?" Kakashi was staring at Obito who was lounging in the bed and giving him the laziest glare he could manage.

"It's my life ambition! Would you deny me my dream?"

"You really need to find a better dream." The fact that the boy was half asleep made it easier to drag him out the bed and onto his feet.

"Geehh! What's wrong with you?"

"The weather is beautiful out there and we will not waste an entire day sitting around." Not that he was usually that active a person. But in someone like Obito you should never encourage laziness.

"You are such a sadistic bastard!" But he did as he was supposed to and stormed down the stairs. Early mornings really were the bane of his existence and it royally pissed him off that he'd been forced out of his bed. As he went into the kitchen he walked past Shisui. "Morning."

"Morning fuckface." Eh?! Now he was fully awake. He spun round to see Hidan perched at the table and staring at him. "Wow, you look like shit."

"Um hi... When did you get here?"

"Last night."

"That's...cool."

"I got shit to do now so see you around." He grinned and walked off out the front door leaving Obito looking confused. Kakashi came in not long after with eyebrows raised.

"When did he get here? And why was he here?"

"I don't know! He was just there..." Oh crap! Maybe he's murdered Shisui! "We need to check on Shisui!"

"What? Why?"

"He might have been murdered in his sleep!" The guy was a bastard but he was his older brother and he had to love him, no matter how deep down it was. He dashed back up the stairs at full speed and threw his brothers door open with a massive bang. "Shisui! Are you alive in there?" He got his answer when he had a book fly into his face.

"What is wrong with you?! I'm trying to sleep!" Shisui looked pissed off but at least he was still alive.

"I saw Hidan and thought he might've killed you." Was it just him or did Shisui look a bit embarrassed?

"Oh. Yeah. He stayed last night."

"You let him? I thought you guys hated each other."

"We do! But he needed to stay somewhere so I let him sleep on my floor."

"Wow that was nice of you." He seems to be hiding something...

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"...Is this it?"

"What's wrong with it?" Kakashi had dragged him out of the comfort of his house to the most depressing piece of natural scenery he'd ever had the misfortune of seeing. It was a small stream with a shopping trolley in it and a patch of grass with trees all covered in litter.

"It's a bit of a shit hole."

"Maybe so but you're an imaginative boy, try and think of it as being more beautiful."

"There's no way I can ignore that hypodermic needle."

"Oh. That is a point. Wait a minute." One moment everything was as usual, the next everything appeared to be on fire.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"I'm burning the rubbish. That's what you do here right?"

"But having combustible piles of rubbish is not normal! Can't you stop it?"

"Well if you insist." It was lucky there was a fresh supply of water just next to them. Telekinesis was a difficult spell to use and he needed a lot of concentration to lift up the end of the water and start redirecting it back onto the fire. The only problem was he underestimated how much water he would need. Not to mention his aim was a bit poor from lack of practice...

"Why did you soak me? I'm not on fire!" Oops.

"Ah sorry about that. I guess I'm a bit out of practice."

"Well can you dry me?"

"I could try but you may end up on fire."

"...I think I can live." At least all the fire was out even if he'd now created an impromptu swamp. Perhaps it added something. "Anyway I think we've really enjoyed nature now so can we go home?"

"I guess we should." They started dawdling down the deserted road. This place was really depressing sometimes.

"You know I forget you have magic sometimes."

"I don't really use it as much as I used to." It seemed a waste really but he didn't often need it.

"We should really be taking advantage of it though! I mean, you can do all this crazy stuff and yet we never remember it."

"Well I can set fire to things, electrocute things, levitate things-."

"Bingo!"

"With what?"

"Levitation! You should use that more often. It could make things more convenient."

"It does take a lot of effort."

"Well try it out on that can over there." Kakashi shrugged and did as he was asked. The can lifted up easily enough but when he moved it to the side a small gang of girls started walking round the corner and he had to let go. It was lucky they were standing on the other side of the road as it went flying through the air at high speed and through a window.

"You know, I think we should get going."

"Yeah... That sounds good."