Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
It was one of those evenings when everyone was slumped around the TV looking depressed and feeling comatose. Conversation wasn't going past a few random grunts and all three boys could only stare with glazed over eyes at the explosions and gun fights occurring on the screen.
"Why are those guys shooting each other again?" Kakashi popped a piece of popcorn in his mouth.
"I think the blonde guy killed the black haired guy's father."
"Ohh that would explain it."
"But it was an accident and the black haired guy did rape blonde guy's sister," Shisui added from the corner.
"Wow so they both have reasons to be pissed."
"I don't care, as long as this damn movie finishes soon!" Obito was sick of tacky action effects.
"We should just turn this off." When Shisui went to change the channel, Kakashi dove onto him and tore it out of his hands.
"I want to see the ending!"
"What is wrong with you? Obito you have weird taste."
"Yeah I know. You can borrow him anytime."
"I'm good thanks."
"How come you haven't got a girl/boyfriend anyway? You're a decent looking guy and you seem pretty popular."
"Bakakashi you have just asked the question that's been bothering me for years."
"Why has it been bothering you?"
"I've seen girls talking to you! I even saw a girl say she liked you but you always brush them off." Obito had envied his brother in that respect.
"Why get with someone you don't love?" Shisui was a hopeless romantic and he enjoyed being that way.
"I thought you liked that blonde girl once?"
"No I didn't. It was a little crush, it wasn't love."
"You read a lot of those romance novels don't you?" Kakashi had an eyebrow raised.
"Maybe so. I don't want to settle for just anything though."
"Well good luck with that." Obito thought his brother was a little too choosy sometimes but knowing how he felt about Kakashi, he could almost understand.
"So, are there any girls on the scene?" Kakashi always managed to sound like a pervy old man.
"No..." The way he said it made the other two instantly alert.
"Oh my god. You have a girlfriend!" The way his brother spluttered just confirmed it.
"No I don't!"
"Your reaction says otherwise." Shisui gulped as the pervy one came right next to him and stared.
"I don't have a girlfriend! It's... complicated."
"Well?" Both of them were now settled on the floor in front of him staring.
"If you have to know, I kissed... her and we had... time together. But I haven't heard from her since and I don't know how I feel about her and how she feels about me..."
"Wait. Did you have sex with this girl?" Obito sounded suspicious.
"Well... we did... stuff." Now his face was bright red and he was trying to avoid eye contact.
"Shisui you beast! What happened?"
"It just happened ok?! It was just one of those things."
"Who was the girl though? Do we know her?"
"I don't think so... And she's different I guess."
"Can we meet her?"
"Well as I said, I don't know what's going on with us. It might've been just a one off." Shisui looked so down about this Obito knew what needed to be done.
"Don't worry bro. We'll help you if we can."
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Shisui had barely slept the night before and was practically falling asleep on the desk. It was almost lunch so he only had a few more minutes of physics left. Why he was doing this subject he had no idea. It was too boring for words. The only source of amusement was the way Anko kept pulling faces at the teacher and doodling pictures of bloody axes. It was obvious that she had issues. When they were finally released she started her tirade against the teacher.
"That guys a moron! How can he not appreciate my artistic talents?"
"I think it was the fact that you drew his severed head. That would piss most people off."
"It was expertly drawn!"
"...You are so similar to my brother it scares me."
"Your brother? How?"
"You're both insane." She slapped him round the back of the head and stalked off to find Ibiki. He chuckled to himself. Alone time was good for him. He was just heading off to find somewhere to chill for a while when he was grabbed and pulled through a door. It was in one of the barely used spare classrooms.
"Hi." Hidan had pulled him in and shut the door behind them.
"So you do come here."
"I told you the other night dipshit."
"Oh yeah... So want anything?" The last time he'd seen him they'd both been naked so he wasn't quite sure what to say.
"I think you know." There wasn't much time before Shisui was pulled over and they were kissing again. Being touched all over and held like that made him feel giddy and for a while he enjoyed this. Until he remembered all the angst he'd been going through wondering about what this had meant. Then he just had to pull away. "The fucks wrong with you?"
"Why are you doing this?" The silver haired one blinked at him.
"What do you mean?"
"I just want to know if you're screwing around with me."
"Screwing around?"
"Are you doing this just with me, or would anyone do?"
"Oh. I get ya."
"...Well?"
"I'm not really... I don't..." Deciding he didn't want to hear any more of this, Shisui dashed off and ignored the shouting of his name.
I guess he was just having fun. This shouldn't bother him so much. He'd always hated the guy and it wasn't like they'd spent a lot of time together. It had been just one little thing but he thought about it a lot. And he had enjoyed it more than he was comfortable with. It was like those stupid and unrealistic stories he always read. Real life wasn't like that though and he knew it so he'd rather not deal with it.
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"Ah it's Obito un." Obito turned round and saw Itachi and Deidara coming down the corridor.
"Hi guys."
"Where's your lover boy?" Deidara was oddly smiley.
"Getting us some lunch."
"That's nice~. And how's Shisui un? I feel kinda bad about the other night."
"I guess it was harsh of us."
"What did you guys do?"
"We left him alone with Hidan for a while the other night while he was not in a good way and we're worried he had a bad time."
"Yeah, Sasori dragged me out so I couldn't stay there un. Plus he is unbearable when he's depressed."
"And Hidan stayed at ours the other night." The other two stared.
"He was at yours?"
"Yeah..."
"What happened? He's been really weird since then."
"How do you mean weird?"
"He hasn't been depressed un."
"Err... isn't that a good thing?"
"The guys always been overdramatic. He's usually miserable for months after things like this, but he was actually looking kind of pleased. Sasori thinks he's found someone else."
"That soon?" Obito couldn't imagine getting over Kakashi that quickly if they broke up.
"That's not the weirdest part." Itachi sounded worried. "He actually came into school today."
"...He goes to school?" Somehow he couldn't see Hidan going to school.
"Not often. But clearly he has a reason for it."
"Weird. And speaking of weird, Shisui finally found himself a girlfriend!" From the look on their faces they hadn't known either.
"A girlfriend?! He always seemed pretty gay to me." The Uchiha's gave Deidara a look. "What?"
"But Shisui's always liked women." Itachi had a good point.
"Well you said that about Obito and look how that turned out."
"Hey!"
"Anyway that's not really the point. Why has he not told me about this?"
"He only told me and Kakashi because we forced it out of him."
"We're supposed to be best friends!" Itachi was quite sensitive sometimes. "I'm going to talk to him." People cleared the corridors when they saw how pissed off he looked.
"I regret saying anything now." If anything happened to Shisui, he would most definitely kill Obito for it later.
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Shisui had escaped the majority of the crowds and had found a nice quiet corner on the fields where no one could see or bother him. It would be good to clear his head anyway. It was good that he'd said something even if now he regretted not enjoying the moment more. Something better would come along one day anyway. He hoped... His phone started buzzing and he groaned.
"I'm not really in the mood to talk at the moment." He hadn't bothered to check who it was and he really didn't care.
"Why the fuck did you just run off like that?! I wasn't finished!" Hidan sounded royally pissed and he nearly recoiled from the phone.
"Because I knew what you were going to say."
"How?"
"Well it didn't sound very encouraging."
"...You piss me off. Where are you?"
"Err..." He wasn't sure whether to tell him or not.
"Well?"
"...I'm behind those stupid tennis court things." The phone hung up and he gulped. Somehow he knew he was going to get a lot of shit. This was only confirmed when he got a text from Itachi.
"'Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend?' Oh shit..." And now two people were pissed at him. Now he knew he wasn't going to live much longer.