Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"There you are! You better not run away again you little shit or I will kill you." Hidan was clearly pissed and Shisui gulped.
"...I'm sorry." It was better to just let him say what he was going to say. If it was going to be depressing he'd rather get it out the way.
"Too fucking right you are." The silver haired boy grabbed his arm and scowled.
"You don't have to hold me like that."
"You're not going anywhere."
"Ok... What were you going to say then?"
"Well..." He looked thoughtful for a minute and you could tell his brain was working hard to figure out the right words. "I don't usually like all that love bullshit and obviously I'm still kinda thinking about Kakuzu."
"Oh... I see." It still wasn't very encouraging.
"But... I guess I wouldn't really... want anyone else..."
"Eh?"
"Well... you're ok."
"...Do you think you could be clearer with this?" None of this was straightforward enough for him.
"Are you a fucking idiot? I'm saying I don't want anyone else!"
"So you still only want Kakuzu?"
"No! You! I want you! You are so fucking frustrating!" Shisui was being insulted but he didn't care. This was probably one of the best things he'd ever heard.
"Really?" Hidan looked annoyed yet again and he didn't blame him but he wanted to hear this all day.
"I'm not gonna say I love you cause that stuff pisses me off and I don't know. But if I'm gonna be with anyone I want it to be you. Clear enough or do I have to say it in fucking sign language too?"
"No, I get you." He smiled. It wasn't the cheesy love confession he'd always envisioned from his books. It felt so much better than that.
"Am I gonna get anything then? I've poured my fucking heart out here, I want something back."
"Oh sorry! Err... Well I've always thought you were kind of an asshole..." Hidan scowled at him. "But I think about you all the time, and no one else could interest me like you do."
"You're an asshole. But you're a cute asshole so you'll do." Just as they were about to have a kiss to finish off the romantic moment, it was sadly ruined.
"What the hell is this?!" Itachi had arrived and he was not pleased. It was kind of understandable. They'd been best friends practically from birth and always told each other most things. "Why didn't you tell me you two were together?"
"What's pissing you off?"
"You never fully told me about you and Kisame!" Plus he'd not been sure there was something there to tell for a while either.
"I did! You weren't listening because you were distracted with your damn soap opera." Oh...
"...I did wonder why you were hugging me."
"Wow. You're kind of an idiot." Coming from Hidan that was a bit rich.
"I despair of you. Now you will come with me and tell me all the details. Right. Now." Itachi then grabbed him and dragged him off. It seemed he wasn't going to get any private time at all. Hidan followed behind looking amused.
"Why are you coming?"
"This looks fucking hilarious! I never see 'tachi pissed off." Well at least someone was enjoying this.
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While his brother was going through one of the most important moments of his life, Obito was attempting to stop Kakashi from committing homicide. To be specific, he was trying to stop him from killing Gai who had popped out of nowhere to annoy them for the third time today.
"Come on Bakakashi, he's probably just lonely."
"I've had enough of him for one day. In fact I've had enough of him for an entire lifetime so he really needs to go."
"Just ask him what he wants and if it's something stupid you can beat him to your heart's content, ok?" The taller boy considered this for a while before nodding.
"That sounds reasonable. Ok Gai, what do you want?"
"I just came to spend time with my friends!" You could see all of Kakashi's facial muscles twitching under his mask.
"Now can I kill him?"
"Tempting but no."
"Is there a problem?"
"Err... Well it's more like we want some alone time..." How else was he supposed to say it?
"Oh I see. You should be careful not to get caught though, I'm fairly sure you're not supposed to be doing that in a school."
"What?! No that's not it!" Kakashi was sniggering but Obito really didn't find it funny.
"I shall leave you to enjoy your youth together!" Sadly he was too fast and soon out of range, so the stick he threw just missed.
"Why is everyone here sex obsessed? And don't you dare start as well or I'll kill you."
"I wasn't going to say anything." The innocent look in his face just screamed bullshit and the young Uchiha knew this.
"Whatever. Anyway I feel really bad..."
"About?"
"Itachi seemed pissed when I told him Shisui had a possible girlfriend and he's probably going to give him shit for this."
"That's a shame. But why does this affect us?"
"Because Shisui is most definitely going to kill me for this later."
"Don't worry I'll give you a good send off."
"...Well that's encouraging."
"And I'll wait a while before replacing you with another cute young boy~."
"What?! You asshole! If you don't take that back you are sleeping in the bath tonight."
"I'm sorry. You're the only one for me. Even if you die I will stay celibate?"
"I'd rather you didn't think about me dying but I suppose that'll do." He'd have to punish him in some other way though. Perhaps he'd kick him out of bed while he was sleeping. That would show him.
From a distance they could see Rin and her usual little gang of girls walking down the pathway and bitching as usual. It was weird how ugly she seemed now he knew what kind of personality she had and how much of a cow she could be. When she saw them she started glaring daggers at Obito who gulped. Female hatred was something else. Clearly they were a force to be reckoned with.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I know she's smaller than me and all, but girls are scary when they're pissed."
"Yeah they can be royal bitches when they get in the mood. I wouldn't want to start a fight with one of those."
"...That's encouraging. If anything happens to me it will be your fault."
"Why?"
"Because you're the one who wound her up! And you made me like you because you're a major douche."
"I didn't make you like me. That would've been easier admittedly but still..."
"I forgot about those spells... Infatuation ones right?"
"Yeah. Not permanent but they worked well enough when you were trying to get something."
"Ah, I remember making you use those all the time."
"So do I. On men. Orc men. Who were often missing teeth." Obito gulped at the very angry look he was getting. Kakashi didn't often get pissed so this was an interesting event.
"Um... sorry? In my defence I didn't know you would suddenly burst out of the game like that. And it was pretty funny."
"...And you wonder why I turned out this way? You do realise it was all your fault?"
"Oh shit! You're right!" He'd created a perverted evil monster. "What have I done?!"
"You really hurt my feelings with that."
"You don't look upset."
"Yes I am. Look." Kakashi had somehow dragged a bit of cloud down and started forcing the water out.
"Stop that! Someone could see!" Luckily no one was in sight so they were safe for now but in a place like this anyone could appear.
"Only if you admit that I'm amazing and you think this is funny."
"Your ego really doesn't need the boost."
"Well I'm quite happy for Mr Cloud to come to our next class."
"...Ok it was a little funny." The continued stare unnerved him. "Fine! You're awesome. You're a great boyfriend and I'm truly not worthy! Happy now?"
"Yep~." Sometimes Kakashi really confused him. It was better than being bored though.
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"Oh my god, you're alive!"
"You sound surprised." Shisui looked tired and very annoyed and Obito was considering running before revenge could be had. It was lucky Kakashi was near to provide some kind of protection.
"Well Itachi did look pissed..."
"Why did you tell him I have a girlfriend? I hadn't even sorted out our relationship yet!"
"It just came out, I'm sorry! And how'd it go?"
"With?"
"Itachi. Was he really offended?"
"Oh he was. He was so angry he dragged me off while I was in the middle of finally getting a... significant other!" He was reluctant to mention the gender to his brother just yet.
"You mean you hooked up? And Itachi met her?! You have to introduce us!"
"I have to?"
"Well you've met Kakashi. Besides you seem to hate all relationships and I wanna see who it was that finally changed your mind.
"Err... I guess you can."
"When?" Obito looked overly excited. He was pleased for his brother and like any sibling wanted to greatly take the piss out of him in some way about her. It just had to be done.
"I could invite them round tomorrow?"
"Sounds good to me." Only Kakashi was giving him suspicious looks. Clearly he'd noticed the way he'd refused to mention gender.
I hope this goes well...