Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"...I'm not even going to ask what's happening in here." Shisui had yet again picked the worst possible time to walk into his younger brother's room. Kakashi was in the middle of taking his trousers off and Obito had picked up a stick.
"It's just a little game we play." Kakashi was unfazed as usual.
"Yeah. It's called beat the pervert!"
"...I may not be the best person to say this to you guys but... you've been together for months, just let Kakashi screw you and stop bitching." He left the room before any projectiles could be thrown and he could hear Kakashi as he walked off.
"See? Your brother thinks it's a good idea." Shisui smirked. The sexual tension was obvious and despite the fact that their sex life would annoy him, he hated the noise from this 'beat the pervert' game more.
Now he had a more important task ahead of him. Although he'd agreed to have his 'girlfriend' round to meet them tonight, he still hadn't phoned Hidan yet.
I am such a coward... Right. Stop procrastinating! Do it! Now! And while he was still feeling determined, he picked up the phone and dialled. The nervousness returned while it was ringing. They had only just hooked up and he still was a bit nervous about ringing his boyfriend, much less calling him that. It was weird to think of him having a boyfriend but he was with the only person he wanted and that was most important.
"Whassat?" Hidan slurred down the phone. He was either drunk or had just fallen out of bed.
"...Have you only just got up?"
"No... Is that you fuckface?"
"My name isn't fuckface!"
"Yeah yeah. Anyway what you want? You want me to come round and fuck you again?"
"Not exactly." He obviously wanted him to but doing that with his brother around would be awkward. Although how Obito had not realised it was Hidan after seeing him leave that morning was a bit much, even for him. Kakashi had probably figured it out but his brother could be such an airhead sometimes so he doubted he'd work it out till he was told. "Could you come round here tonight?"
"I'd fucking love to. Blondie and Pinocchio are trying to fuck in the kitchen." ...So that's what the clanging noise was.
"I can hear from here..."
"You can see what kind of bullshit I have to put up with then. And if you don't want me to fuck you, why do you want me staying the night?"
"Well... Obito said he wants to meet my 'girlfriend'."
"Your girlfriend? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'm pretty sure I've got a dick down there."
"Obito found out I was seeing someone and automatically assumed it was a girl."
"Why didn't you say anything?!"
"I was kind of embarrassed, ok?"
"Why? It's not like he's straight."
"Maybe not, but still." He'd always been very much a straight guy and on top of that, he knew he was going to get teased mercilessly for this. Hidan was a weird guy and the other two were going to love it. Although looking at the pair of them, you couldn't say they were normal.
"You are hopeless. I'll have to come over and beat some sense into you."
"Thanks. I'll look forward to it." The phone went dead and he sighed.
"Who was that?" Kakashi was quite clearly a ninja and had managed to appear out of nowhere behind him.
"When did you get there? And where's Obito?"
"I believe he's in the shower. Alone sadly. And I've been here a while... so who was it?"
"Oh. It was my... partner."
"You can just say boyfriend. It is quite obvious."
"Clearly not to Obito."
"So, is it who I think it is?"
"He'll be round soon enough so you can see for yourself."
"I'm looking forward to Obito's face when he finds out. He can be so endearingly oblivious sometimes."
"Endearing? I think you mean frustrating."
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"Evening shit for brains." The smile looked much too cute for what was coming out of that mouth.
"Can't you think of a nicer nickname?"
"It's how I show I care." He did almost crush him with a hug and kiss him against the doorway which did redeem it a little.
"Tone it down a little for a moment though; I need to 'introduce' you."
"Ha. This should be good." Hidan trotted down the hallway happily and peered in at Obito who was lazing on the sofa. Kakashi had noticed and gave him a short wave. He grinned and snuck up close to the young Uchiha. It took a minute for him to notice there was someone right next to his face.
"Gah! Hidan? What are you doing here?"
"I've got fuck all else to do."
"And I'm guessing you want to see Shisui?" Kakashi was smiling knowingly under the mask
"That too."
"Shisui?" Just as he said that, his brother walked in looking a little red. "What the hell?"
"Err..."
"Oh yeah I forgot." Hidan skipped over and put his arm around Shisui. "Nice to meetcha, I'm the girlfriend."
"Eh?! But you guys hate each other!"
"He's not too unbearable."
"And I found out your brother is pretty good in bed."
"...Oh. That explains a lot."
"You're pretty slow. It was obvious after he stayed the night."
"...Ok I know, I'm an idiot. This is pretty cool though! You guys make a surprisingly suiting couple."
"Well thanks."
"Now let's go upstairs fuckface, I've been hearing it all night."
"Right now?!"
"Don't be shy, I know you want it." Shisui could only gaze longingly at the others for help as he was dragged away.
"...Wow. Poor Shisui."
"I'm pretty sure he enjoys it. You know he'd fight back if he didn't want to."
"That's true... Wait. There's no way I can go up there while that's going on next door." From what he'd heard it wouldn't be safe for hours.
"We could always retaliate?"
"What?!"
"I think you know what I mean." The look on his face said it all.
"But..." As Shisui had said earlier, they had been together for months... "Well, we could try maybe?" Kakashi had not been expecting a positive response and for a few moments he was dumbstruck.
"You're agreeing? That makes a change." But Kakashi was a quick acting person and shrugged. Obito was not so keen when he was picked up bridal style.
"What the hell? I can walk."
"If we're going to do this, we might as well do it properly."
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"Wow."
"I know I have that effect on people." Obito elbowed Kakashi hard and rolled over in the bed. They'd finally done it and he was feeling pretty damn good.
"At least now I know you're worth all the hassle you give me."
"You could really hurt my feelings with that kind of talk." With a voice that smug he just wasn't sounding convincing at all. "Not as much as you'll be hurting for the next few days though~."
"...I hate you." There was loud moan from next door and both of them stopped. "They aren't still at it are they?"
"Sounds like it. Those two seem like the type."
"I hope this isn't all night... it's pretty disturbing."
"You pussy shit! Take it like a fucking man!" Hidan was shouting pretty loudly now.
"Shut the hell up!" Shisui wasn't just lying down and taking it either.
"What are they doing now?"
"Whatever it is, it's loud."
"Please tell me they aren't getting off on shouting at each other."
"It's pretty likely knowing Hidan."
"...I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight." Another yelping noise came and he groaned. Where were the earplugs when he needed them?
"Would another go make you feel better?"
"Just shut the hell up."
My lemons are always rubbish (Too descriptive and tend to sound a little bit like a biology textbook), hence why I left it out but I hope you enjoyed anyway :3
And to Katie. Madison : Was gonna put a note at the end of the last chapter but forgot, so sorry about that :S For the conclusion, I'm not a hundred percent on it yet but it probably will involve them ending school or something like that XD And I see what you mean about not so much plot, it has had a lot of day to day chapters which I tend to do often in my stories :L I'm hoping to do a bit more with the RPG and I have a few ideas so I'll be attempting those soon ^^ Thanks for reviewing (Sorry, very long note :L)