Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
Obito woke with a groan the next morning. The other two had been doing... things, on and off for hours and it was a long time before they'd stopped and he'd been able to get to sleep. Kakashi had fallen asleep easily and was simply unbothered by the whole thing. He scowled at the lucky bastard and pulled himself out of bed. His brain was buzzing and he needed to do something. Shisui was falling asleep at the kitchen table with a mug of coffee in front of him that clearly hadn't worked.
"Hey! You're not allowed to sleep." Banging his hand down on the table in front of him seemed to be effective enough. Shisui yelped and almost fell off the stool.
"That's not funny."
"You kept us up half the night with your loud sex acts so no way in hell am I letting you sleep right now."
"... Ok you have a point." There wasn't much you could say to defend against that. "Wait a second. I could swear I heard you and Kakashi...?"
"You heard?"
"Not much but enough to know what you were doing."
"At least we weren't as loud as you guys. Where is that sadistic 'girlfriend' of yours anyway?"
"Sleeping. I think he's almost nocturnal nowadays."
"Fair enough. I'm gonna go beat Bakakashi out of bed." He needed to have something to do while he was bored. Although he realised there was no point when a spoon came and hit him in the face. "What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Nothing~." The smile he was doing under that mask was most definitely a smug one so lobbing an orange at his head would do the job effectively. Kakashi simply raised his hand and the orange stopped in mid air, glowing a greenish colour. There was little time to move out the way before it came flying back at him at high speed.
"That's cheating! You don't use magic in a fight!"
"I can't see why not. I'm sure Shisui agrees with me anyway."
"Shisui?" Oh crap, I forgot he was here. Shisui had frozen in the middle of drinking his coffee.
"What the hell is this?"
"Err..." There weren't many ways of explaining this without sounding insane.
"Am I dreaming?"
"Yes. Now go back to sleep." Even his little dance around the room did little to persuade his brother nothing was wrong.
"Nice try. Now start talking."
"Well..."
"He used some kind of magic. That does not happen in this world." He was taking it very well considering that he was feeling close to fainting.
"Well I guess I don't come from this world." Kakashi was as unfazed as always. These things were Obito's problem, not his.
"Where are you from then?"
"...You remember that night Sasuke fucked up my Xbox game and it randomly froze?"
"You mean with the weird power cut and the electricity thing?"
"That's the one. Well Kakashi was the character I always played in the game and he kind of... jumped out..."
"... I'm really not sure if I can believe that." Every logical part of his brain was telling him this was nuts. But remembering what he had just seen made him start to doubt himself. "I think I'm gonna faint..." Then everything went black.
"Shit!" Obito only just managed to catch him and was practically crushed under the dead weight. He scowled at the lazy lump of a boyfriend who just stood and watched. "Help me you idiot!"
"But you're doing so well on your own." Kakashi still pitied him though so helped carry the older Uchiha to the other room. "Perhaps I should wipe his memory?"
"No..." It felt a little cruel. "It'll be nice to be able to fully complain about all of your flaws to someone for a change."
"Flaws? I don't have any flaws. I'm close to perfection."
"Arrogant ass." It wasn't long before Shisui started to resume consciousness and when he woke up he groaned after seeing them staring down.
"It wasn't a dream was it?"
"Nope."
"Well that's just great. My brother is dating a video game character. Who appears to be able to throw oranges with his mind."
"And spoons."
"You're not helping! And sorry Shisui, I thought if I told anyone it would seem crazy."
"It does seem crazy. But after seeing that I can't really doubt it. He even looks a bit like that character. God, I can't believe I didn't notice this before."
"Too entranced by my good looks clearly." There was a double Uchiha scowl for this. Clearly both of them together would be more of a formidable force.
"...So you guys did put Sasuke in that dress."
"Yep. Pretty good eh?" It still bought tears of laughter to Obito's eyes.
"So... what other stuff can you do?" If he was going to be dealing with such an odd situation then he might as well have fun with this.
"Well... lightening and fire are two of my particular favourites. Healing was never a strong point so I never really bothered with that... Obviously I can move objects and I can cast lights..."
"What about the illusion spells?"
"Illusion?" Shisui remembered hearing this before when Obito had tried to explain the game to him but he had been bored and had started daydreaming about western love scenes.
"Like fury spells etc."
"Fury? You mean you can piss people off?"
"And calm them down, make them hallucinate, and I can make people a little... well it's not really a love spell but it has a similar effect."
"A love spell? How do we know you didn't use that on Obito?"
"He better not have!"
"Of course not. They don't last long enough. Just good enough for a quick fix to get them in bed." He didn't even bother dodging the punch that was thrown his way. It was well deserved. "In all fairness you were the one who made me learn it and use it on any and everyone I met."
"...Oh. Yeah my bad."
"...You two are seriously fucked up."
"Like you can talk! With Hidan."
"Speaking of Hidan... would these spells work on him?"
"Well yes but he already likes you so what would be the point?"
"...It would be kind of funny."
"...Agreed. Let's do this." Obito was rubbing his hands together and chuckling.
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"So he won't remember any of this right? If he does he will most definitely kill us all." Shisui was admittedly worried about this.
"Nah, the spells always affect their minds a little so no one ever remembers what happened."
"What exactly are you gonna do anyway?"
"I'm assuming what he- well actually what I used to do..."
"...I've said it before and I'll say it again. Obito you have a screwed up mind."
"Oh he does. And he calls me a pervert."
"Stop ganging up on me you bastards! Now go on Bakakashi, screw with that guys mind!"
"Yeah yeah." There was a faint red glow and Hidan suddenly woke up and jumped out the bed.
"You fucking bastard! I'll kill you!" He then proceeded to start attempting to punch the cupboard to death.
"What did you do Bakakashi?"
"Yeah, he looks really angry... and I think he's going to destroy my cupboard."
"Don't worry it'll wear off in a minute. Just thought it would be funny to watch."
"...Well can you do something a little less dangerous?"
"And can you stop him before he breaks my room?"
"Fine." For a moment there was silence and then there was a soft pink glow. The three of them watched and waited for a reaction. Kakashi knew what to expect and so pushed Shisui into the room and stayed back to enjoy the show.
"What the hell are you doing you-."
"Shisui~." There was a yelping noise as Hidan jumped onto the elder Uchiha and started trying to pull his clothes off.
"What are you doing?! My brother is watching!"
"I don't care. Because I love you~." Shisui struggled for dear life as the sex crazed mad man went for his boxers. Obito was doubled up with laughter.
"Don't just stand there! Make him stop!" Kakashi decided to let him struggle for a few more minutes before a light blue glow went around Hidan and he collapsed into an unconscious heap on the floor.
"Now wasn't that fun?" Shisui clearly did not agree.
"Never do that again." He slammed the door in their faces.
"Well, I think your brother is not going to talk to us again."
"His idea. Besides it was funny as hell!"
"Can't argue with that."
I have a couple of pretty big deadlines at uni, so sadly not much time for fanfiction for the next couple of weeks but if I get time to write I will and sorry for long gaps between chapters :S It's probably obvious but the illusion spells are based off of the ones from Oblivion and Skyrim :3 Thanks for reading and please review :).