Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"Why the hell do we have to this in my room again?"
"There's no way I'm explaining this to mum if she gets home early. At least we can hide anything that comes out in your room." Shisui did make a good point but Obito was still displeased. If his TV or his Xbox exploded that would be a major source of entertainment gone.
"So you think chidori is the best way to do this?"
"That was what I was using when I came out so it could work." Kakashi was crouched by the TV whilst the game was starting up. Despite the fact that they'd all agreed, Obito was still anxious. It had originally been Shisui's idea. They'd all been in the lounge, having yet another lazy evening when he decided to bring it up.
"Err guys?" He'd sat up suddenly and was looking worried.
"What's wrong with you?" It would never do to show sympathy to your brother.
"Doesn't it worry you that something else could come out of that game?" There had been silence as the other two had digested this thought.
"Well... the game was turned on last time so I guess if I'm not playing it, nothing will happen?" He hoped so anyway.
"Can you guys be sure though? There are all sorts of weird shit in that game and I don't think our house can deal with any more perverts."
"Hey, I'm not a pervert." Both stared at him with raised eyebrows. There was no way that could be true. "Just because someone is open about their sexual desires doesn't mean that they're perverted."
"Open?! You're practically an exhibitionist!"
"Yeah I feel sorry for you Obi; you have to deal with that crap all the time."
"Well thanks. Your boyfriend is pretty weird too though so we're about even." Shisui nodded reluctantly.
"But still, we're getting off the subject. Do you think we could get anything else out of that game?"
"...Maybe? Why? You have a bloke. You don't need any magical perverts of your own."
"That's not why! It's just kind of cool. We've had a fictional character come to life in our house! Not many people can say that. I just think we should try it out to see how it goes."
"I don't know how we'd do that though..."
"We'll work something out."
So that was how the three of them had ended up in his room the next day, loading up an old game he'd started before making Kakashi. This character was nowhere near as good as Kakashi but he was usable and at a decent level.
"That's who you used before?" Kakashi didn't look too impressed. "He looks pitiful compared to me."
"Well I barely put any work into that one! Would you be happier if Zabuza was as attractive as you are?"
"...I think I'm happy with this actually." Obito wasn't allowed to think about any man but him after all.
"Can we focus on this, guys? This could go spectacularly wrong." Everyone resumed positions and Obito started moving the character around the screen to try and find something worth pulling out if they could. They'd decided against Zabuza himself or any other human character as that would involve a lot of explaining to the character and to their family. Instead they were aiming for something simple like a rabbit or a chicken.
They soon found their target in the form of an unsuspecting goat wondering the sides of a mountain. It didn't realise the danger in allowing the man so close to it.
"Ok Bakakashi, do your thing." Kakashi tensed his hand and it soon filled with the glow of blue lightening. It didn't take long for him to be ready and he slammed his hand into the screen. Rather than breaking, the light filled it as before and seemed to centre on the goat. Just as the light began to glow more there was some movement to the side of the screen and Obito moved the camera, changing the centre of the chidori. The light was too bright to see what it was, but there was a flash and sudden dark.
"What just happened?" Shisui had noticed the movement of the camera and was now backing towards the door. Obito and Kakashi sensibly followed him.
"Something came from the side and I just-."
"Quiet! Something's not right." Kakashi was staring at the corner of the room and looked ready to fight if necessary.
There was a large lump curled up in the corner that at first was so still they thought it may have been dead. The small movement of its breathing showed that this was not the case.
"What is that?" Shisui looked worried.
"I don't know." Although Obito had to admit it looked familiar. Whatever it was, there was something about it that set him on edge.
"I know what it is... and I think it might be better if we leave. Now." Kakashi was easing the door open and gesturing at them to move. At first there wasn't much movement but when the creature in the corner made a grunting noise, everyone shifted. It wasn't until they were downstairs and the creature was shut in that they finally stopped to talk.
"What the hell is that thing? It looks dangerous..."
"If that's what I think it is we are fucked." Obito had realised when it had grunted and a feeling of dread had settled on him. Of all the things that could've emerged that was probably one of the worst.
"I believe it is." Kakashi looked grim. "It's a troll."
"A troll? You mean like the Harry Potter kind of troll?"
"Worse than that." Looking around the kitchen, he couldn't see anything that would deal with this thing.
"I'm not sure what a Harry Potter troll is but these things are strong, angry, and they can heal themselves over time if you don't keep hitting them..."
"...Oh shit. What do we do now? Do we use a knife or something?"
"That's really not going to do it. I think we need a mini gun or a heat seeking missile." They went silent when they heard an angry roar and a crashing noise upstairs.
"...I think it might be awake."
"Do something Kakashi!"
"Don't worry, I have a plan." He pointed to a part of the ground in the garden where a glowing red rune had burned itself into the grass.
"A fire rune?" He nodded. "Nice plan."
"That does sound good but how do we get it outside?"
"That's the problem..." Another crashing noise upstairs and then a ripping noise. There was a bang and then they heard heavy footsteps as it wandered around the top of the house. The door had been no match for such monstrous strength.
"We have to get it out of here! If it destroys more of the house we are so dead."
"The difficult part is going to be getting it outside without it killing us."
"...Well that's reassuring."
"Yeah, thanks a lot Bakakashi." More grunts and smashes upstairs and they all gulped.
"Right, you two get outside somewhere behind the rune and hide. I'll lead it out here."
"Will you be ok?" Obito didn't want anything to happen to him but he knew that neither he nor his brother would be able to do anything to help.
"Don't worry; I've dealt with this before. I wouldn't want you getting killed anyway. Now move." Both Uchiha's rushed out the door as quietly as possible, being careful not to step on the glowing red letters as they went. They were probably crushing their mother's rose bush as they jumped over it and crouched behind but their lives were most definitely worth more.
Kakashi meanwhile, was moving slowly towards the stairs with two knives in hand. The thing was moving around near the top and facing away from him luckily so could not see his approach. It only took a minute for him to decide that fire balls and lightening would probably be more effective on the thing than any knives. He managed to get in three shots before it worked out where it was coming from and started charging down the stairs.
It may have been fast but he was faster and he was at the door by the time it got to the bottom of the stairs. After firing off a few more shots and getting more rage filled roars he fled out the door and managed to get to the other side of the fire rune. Trolls were not known for being intelligent so instead of avoiding the obvious trap set up for it, the thing charged right at it and exploded in a ball of flames. It was hard to describe the disgust felt by all as bits of troll came raining down on their heads. Shisui and Obito in particular weren't sure what to do by this.
"This stuff smells disgusting." Obito nearly stripped but then he noticed Kakashi watching eagerly and scowled.
"...How long till mum gets home?" The older Uchiha did not look pleased.
"About two hours? Why?"
"And how much has that thing trashed the house?"
"..."
"..."
"You two are pretty screwed."
"It's your problem too Bakakashi!"
"You better help or I swear I will get some of this... troll gunk and force feed it to you!" Shisui peeled some of it off his shirt and shuddered.
"You guys can sort out the mess, and I'll try to put the door back on. What's left of it anyway."
"...Oh shit. My Xbox!" Obito dashed full speed to the house.
"I think we should avoid doing this again."
"Agreed. Although if his Xbox has been destroyed you know he'll blame you?" It had been Shisui's idea.
"...Don't remind me."
And another update after weeks of nothing ^^ Sorry for the delay, I've been pretty busy :S The troll is obviously based off the Skyrim trolls which are stupidly annoying and used to kill me all the time :L Thanks for reading and please review :3