The Harem Jutsu
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Chapter 2: Was that really Naruto?
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"Come back here, Naruto!"the elderly woman yelled angrily. "I'm not buying that old trick of yours anymore!"
Kakashi decided to follow them.
"Just what are you talking about?!" the girl asked. "Who's Naruto?!"
"I'm not falling for it, Naruto!" the woman yelled. "You've used that jutsu so often to get into the ladies baths, I recognize you no matter how often you say I'm mistaken!"
Kakashi just felt a little ashamed for Naruto.
Wait…
Naruto just ran off home to eat. This couldn't be him. He'd never skip lunch.
Kakashi ran a little faster until he ran alongside the elderly woman.
"Excuse me," he said carefully, "but that is not Naruto."
"Yes he is!" the woman said. "He's using that perverted jutsu of his again! This time, he's not getting away with it!"
"No, see, I just saw Naruto a minute ago and he went home to eat," said Kakashi. "And I know Naruto. Trust me, that's not him."
All three of them slowed down and eventually stopped running.
"Are you sure?" the elderly lady asked while panting.
"Positive," Kakashi said. "This girl has a different chakra."
The girl looked at them, but didn't let her guard down. The woman looked at her. She made an apologizing bow. "I'm very sorry, dear," she said. "There's this guy in town who—"
"Ah, that's alright," she said with a nervous smile. "Just a little mistake. Happens to everyone."
The woman made another bow toward the girl and towards Kakashi, who both bowed back, and she went back.
Kakashi looked at the girl, who was a few metres away from him, and walked towards her.
"Sorry about that," he said.
"Really, it's ok," she answered. As Kakashi approached, she suddenly became nervous, like she was afraid of him. She blushed, looked away and said: "Uhh, gotta go, bye!" And she quickly ran off.
Kakashi watched her run away, wondering if he did something wrong.
"Sakura-chan, are you there?" Naruto called at the door of Sakura's house. Nobody answered. Naruto gave a disappointed sigh. "We just got back and she's already working in the hospital again?" he mumbled.
"I'm right behind you, you idiot," Sakura said. Naruto turned around and saw Sakura with a huge bag of grocery.
"Ah, Sakura-chan," Naruto said. "Wanna have a walk with me through the village?"
"I'm not going on a date with you," Sakura said.
"It's not a date," Naruto said quickly, "just a walk! That's all!"
Sakura put her grocery inside. "Alright," she said, "as long as you're not gonna pretend that we're on a date." She gave him a threatening look.
"Alright, alright," said Naruto with a nervous laugh and a blush on his cheeks.
It was only a matter of minutes before they ran into Sai, which was disappointing for Naruto since he wanted to spend some time alone with Sakura.
Sai told them he had read that the more time you spend with your friends, the closer you'll get to them, but when you hang around with them for too long, it could become a little tense. He didn't quite get that. And Naruto and Sakura couldn't really answer that question. Just take Naruto and Sakura for instance.
"The more time we spent together, the more annoying Naruto becomes," Sakura explained.
"Eh?!" Naruto said.
As they moved on, Sakura saw a pretty familiar face coming their way. She looked at her, then looked at Naruto, who was giving Sai some "tips" about girls. Then she recognized the girl, who was now just a few metres away.
"Hey!" she yelled at the girl, who froze. Then Sakura yelled at Naruto: "You idiot! Are you using that jutsu again?!" She punched him on the head again.
"Ow! What jutsu?" Naruto asked. Sakura pointed at the girl, who was still surprised by being yelled at for no reason. Naruto looked at the girl, and immediately recognized his Harem Jutsu!
He stared at her for a while, then screamed: "EH?! That's not me!"
"Is it one of your Kage Bunshin?" Sakura asked, still mad. But Naruto shook his head. He walked towards the girl and observed her. He crossed his arms and gave her a suspicious look.
"Nee-chan, who are you?" he asked. "You look exactly like my Harem Jutsu!"
"H-Harem Jutsu?!" the girl asked, looking totally confused. "Excuse me?"
Naruto made a seal. "Transform!" he said. He turned in the exact image of the girl in front of him, only naked. A few smoke clouds covered her private parts.
The girl stood there with her mouth and eyes wide open, turned red… and fainted.
Sakura punched Naruto again, making him turn back to normal. Then she grasped the collar of his jacket and jolted him.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" she yelled, while Sai was trying to get the girl out of her stupor.
Right at that moment, Kakashi approached his teammates, being a little confused from seeing this scene.
"Uh, guys?" he asked carefully after seeing Sakura go mad on Naruto. She stopped, looked at Kakashi and dropped Naruto, who was all dizzy.
"What happened?" Kakashi asked. Just then, he saw the girl he just met sitting half against a wall, still in a stupor.
"Naruto's just being an IDIOT, again," Sakura said. She continued yelling at Naruto while Kakashi helped Sai waking that girl up.
"Come on," he said calmly, giving her a few gentle little slaps on the cheek.
She woke up. The first thing she saw was the masked guy who helped her just a moment ago.
"Come on, up you go," he said, slowly helping her up and supporting her as she stood. "You ok?"
It was like she just realized who was holding her. She pushed herself away from him and took a few steps back. "I-I'm fine!" she stuttered.
Kakashi took a better look at her. "Have we ever met?" he asked.
"Um, well, just a moment ago, you—"
"No, I mean… before that," Kakashi said. "You look kinda familiar."
The girl turned away, hiding her blushing face. "N-no, I don't think so," she said.
"What's your name?" Kakashi asked.
Sakura had stopped yelling at Naruto and they both looked eager to know her name.
The girl turned her head a little, but her hair covered half of her face, so that they could only see her nose and her mouth.
"My name?" she asked with a higher voice. "I'm… I'm… Michiko." Right after that, she started walking away. "A-anyway, I have to go now. Sorry."
She left Team Kakashi in surprise. Naruto crossed his arms and said: "Geez, what are the odds of that?"
Kakashi didn't remember anyone called Michiko, but she really reminded him of someone.
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