Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
They had gotten off lightly considering what had happened. At least the blood and bits of troll had been disposed off and most of the broken glass cleaned up before their mum got home. Sadly the door had not been so easy to deal with and she had walked in to see them attempting to force it into the frame.
None of them were allowed to leave the house for the rest of the weekend and they had to pay for the door and the three lamps that were broken. On the plus side the Xbox was still intact.
"Die bastard die!" Obito was happier than the rest of them. After the other day he had started playing with his Zabuza character again and seemed to enjoy it. Kakashi was of course not so pleased.
"I don't understand why you can't play a different game. Like scrabble."
"What's wrong with you?"
"I just feel odd seeing my old homeland is all."
"Bullshit. You're jealous of Zabuza, aren't you?"
"Jealous?! Of course not!" The mask was useful when hiding a blush. Not that Kakashi ever blushed. He wasn't the type of person to get embarrassed like that.
"Well would you prefer it if I used a female character?"
"...Maybe you should stick with the ugly one." This of course provided Obito with a great opportunity. It wasn't often that he could get one over on Kakashi after all so it was satisfying.
"Zabuza's not ugly! In fact, I based a lot of your appearance off of him."
"...Ha ha. Well played Obito. You understand I'm going to punish you for this later though, right?"
"I don't see what the problem is. I made this guy two years ago and I only played as him for a couple of months! You lasted well over a year."
"You're playing as him now."
"Because I missed playing this game. If it makes you feel better I enjoyed it more when it was you I was playing with."
"If that's true then you'll stop that and start playing with me right now." He kissed the side of Obito's neck causing the boy to shudder and drop the controller.
"St-stop it. I'm in the middle of something!"
"We are now. Turn that thing off and then we can play a real game." Who could resist something like that?
"I'll pause it..."
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"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Hidan sounded pretty pissed and he could understand why.
"I just can't leave the house right now. I'm sorry..."
"You better be sorry! Think about shit before you do it."
"...You can talk."
"At least when I do stupid shit I still get to see you."
"Well my mum's out tonight... Maybe I could sneak out?"
"Now that's more like it! Just hurry this shit up. I have needs!"
"Ok I get you. I'll be there soon." Shisui hung up the phone and groaned as he heard the sound of his brother and the pervert going at it like rabbits. The fact that they were getting some whilst he was craving it just put him in a bad mood. "Shut up you bastards! I'll tell mum!"
"Screw off! You're just jealous!"
"Unless you want cold water dumped on your ass, you'll quiet down!" There were a few loud shouts of 'fuck you' but they did quiet the other noises down, which he was grateful for. After checking his mother was definitely gone, he snuck out the front door and dashed to find Hidan.
"It seems your brother has gone out." Kakashi was going to steal all the boys' romance novels for this. Interfering with their love life.
"He can be a dick sometimes." Obito was distracted once more by the wonders of Xbox. He had been in the middle of trying to find a guy he was supposed to kill and now he was keen to continue. Kakashi was not pleased.
"Was this all you did before I came along?"
"Well yeah. I didn't have any friends. And this is all I'm good at."
"...I see."
"Be right back, I need eats."
"Take your time." He waited until the young Uchiha had completely disappeared before he set his plan into action.
When he had been pulled out of his game the 'save' as Obito called it had been deleted. If he removed the Zabuza then this game would also be gone and then he would once again be able to monopolise his idiot boyfriend. He managed to work out how to take off the pause and started up a chidori. The screen was already focused on Zabuza and he was soon ready to place the lightening on the screen.
Like before the screen glowed around Zabuza until the light became so bright it filled the room. When the light dulled the screen had gone black and there on the floor was his despicable rival himself. How this man had gotten Obito's attention looking this generic was beyond him. He was also wearing a mask but unlike Kakashi, underneath the mask was a rather boring face with sharp teeth. For now he would tie him up and leave him in the cupboard so he could enjoy some time with Obito. Well, that's what he would've done.
"What the hell did you do?" His boyfriend had returned and he was not happy.
"...I thought Zabuza could do with a bit of fresh air?"
"You've destroyed another one of my games! You idiot! And what are we going to do with him? You can explain this stuff to him, it was your fault." And he stormed out, slamming the door as he went. This caused Zabuza to stir and slowly open his eyes. He seemed confused and sat up holding his head. Kakashi was not impressed. If this had been in enemy territory he would've been screwed by now.
"What...?" The boy was confused.
"Your name is Zabuza, correct?" He looked at Kakashi and nodded.
"Who are you?" It was probably concussion that he was suffering from.
"I'm Kakashi."
"Everything seems odd here... I thought I was in a forest...?"
"It's hard to explain but..." He paused as he considered the opportunities here. He couldn't believe Obito hadn't tried this with him. Then again, he wasn't an idiot like this one seemed to be. "You... were actually created inside that box." He pointed to the Xbox.
"Inside what?! How?" The confusion was obviously increasing and he seemed a little scared.
"Yes we both were. By a strange god like being." Well he might as well go all the way with this.
"God like?"
"Yes. His name is Obito and he is our creator! He has bought you into this world to serve him."
"Serve him? I guess if he made me... But what about you?"
"I'm his lover. I satisfy him in other ways." From the blush on his face you could see this one was a prude.
"O-oh I see..."
"You should probably avoid pissing him off though. If you do, you'll be punished."
"H-how?"
"It involves a whip and a steel cage."
"A cage?!"
"Don't like cages?"
"I'm... well I don't like small spaces."
"I see..." This is just too perfect. "Well don't worry, I'm sure he'll be forgiving. I'll go get him for you so you can meet him." Kakashi was enjoying this too much. Especially when he heard Zabuza trying to hide behind the bed after he left.
"Did you fix it?"
"Oh I fixed it." He gave himself away sadly by looking much too smug.
"What the hell have you done now? Jesus Bakakashi, please tell me you didn't kill him."
"Of course not."
"What did you do then? Because from that look on your face I know you did something."
"Go and see for yourself." This was very immature for him but he didn't care. No one came between him and his Obito.
"..He won't try to kill me like you did, will he?"
"I can say with absolute certainty that he won't do that."
Kakashi refused to go with him which put him on edge. Whatever he had done, it was something pretty bad. Obito found the other man cowering behind the bed. When Zabuza noticed him he physically recoiled before dropping to his hands and knees.
"I'm sorry I've offended you great one!" Eh? "I will serve you until the day I die so please don't punish me!"
"...Ok, what?" Obito's brain was finding this hard to compute.
"You want me to serve you correct? Kakashi told me that was why you created us."
"..." That asshole. I'll kill him!
"Master? You're not mad are you?"
"...What exactly did Kakashi tell you?"
"He said that you made us inside that box and that he was your l-lover." The man blushed. "And that I was your slave."
"...Right. Err Zabuza? You do realise he was lying, right?" Zabuza blinked.
"Eh? About what?"
"I mean, I did kind of make you guys but I didn't bring you out here to serve me... it was an accident. In your case it was Kakashi's fault."
"I'm not sure I understand... my head hurts."
"Hey, are you ok?" Obito wasn't sure what to do now.
"I don't know... I think I'm gonna sleep for a while." Zabuza attempted to curl up on the ground but Obito pulled him up as he realised what the problem was.
"No! Don't fall asleep! You have a concussion, you could die!" Perhaps he was over reacting a little but he wasn't sure he could take this guy to the hospital.
"I could die?!" He looked horrified. "But I don't want to die!"
"Just calm down, you'll be fine."
I'm going to kill that Bakakashi.
Zabuza is gonna be OOC for a while I think, but it's easier for Kakashi to mess with him that way :L Thanks for reading and please review :3