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Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"When the hell did they multiply?!" After mistaking Shisui for their mum coming in the door, they'd attempted to force Zabuza to hide in the cupboard. Clearly this had failed.
"Oh it's you. False alarm Bakakashi."
"That doesn't answer my question." They all stared as Kakashi pulled him back out of the cupboard. Zabuza tripped and fell face first into a wall. "...That just raises more questions."
"He might be a little concussed."
"...Why is everything upside down?" Zabuza was lying on the bed with his head hanging back.
"..."
"..."
"...I think he's more than a little concussed."
"You have to admit that this is pretty funny." The scowl Kakashi received from Obito said otherwise.
"You would you sadistic bastard. And this whole situation is your fault! He got jealous that I paid more attention to my game than him so he dragged Zabuza out here as well."
"I was not jealous. I was just... practising."
"Keep telling yourself that and maybe it'll come true." Obito pulled Zabuza up and started leading him out the door. "We are going to get some food and you are going to clean up this damn mess."
"Wow. You're really in the dog house over this one."
"Unless you enjoy having your pubic hair singed off, I suggest you get the hell out." Shisui took the hint and hurried off to his own room where he could get lost in one of his romance novels and leave the fools to their foolishness.
Kakashi surveyed the mess caused by their brain damaged friend and gave a long suffering sigh as he set about trying to bring some semblance of order to the younger Uchiha's room. Seeing as it was a lost cause to begin with, he doubted there was much he'd be able to do for it. He was already regretting this plan of his and it had barely been a day. Instead of getting his lover all to himself he would now have to share him.
I really wish I'd thought this through more... Of course Zabuza had to go. But where? Shisui had a boyfriend and wouldn't appreciate being forced with anyone else. All of Itachi's friends were coupled, and Obito barely had any... This would be a problem. It seemed he'd have to be clever in finding a new method of revenge/disposal that wouldn't bring even more of the great Uchiha wrath down upon him.
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"So you're absolutely certain this is safe?" Zabuza was eyeing the microwave as if it were planning something. This would've been funny if he wasn't holding a meat cleaver.
"Yes! Now put the damn knife down." At least Kakashi had been quite logical when discovering all the new parts of this world. This man was a big ball of paranoia and seemed to think everything was out to get him.
"You think that would be a good idea? If something attacks and I don't have any weapons, we'll be in big trouble."
"Just use an ice spike then! I don't know." This was tiring him out and he wanted to just both of them out and let someone else deal with it.
"Ice spike...?" There was a momentary silence and Obito thought he was about to get a break when a chunk of ice went flying across the room and buried itself into the wall. "Oh! I remember now. That works well enough." There was only one thing that could be said to accurately describe how he was feeling right now.
"Graaaaaahhhhhhh!" Zabuza nearly fell off the chair and Obito stalked over to the wall. "Pull that out of the wall and then cover up the hole!" If he could keep it hidden, maybe his mother wouldn't notice.
"I've finished cleaning that trash heap you call a- What's going on now?" Kakashi looked amused which just added to the Uchiha's rage.
"You're both assholes and you can suck it!" Slamming the door provided the right dramatic effect. The uselesses could sort everything out and he was going to the Xbox. Something was going to die and at least if it was a virtual person he wouldn't have to worry about hiding the bodies.
"Wow, you really pissed him off." He couldn't deny he was impressed. "I bet he's cleaning out the cage right now."
"Oh shut up." Zabuza was no longer so gullible and had been told not to trust anything that Kakashi said.
"Feeling better I see. That's good. Now you can clear out and go bother someone else."
"Why should I? You dragged me out here and I have nowhere else to go! Why did you bring me out anyway?"
"So Obito would leave that game alone and spend time with me of course."
"Ah. So you're jealous of me?"
"No way in hell. And what's wrong with you anyway? Don't you want to go out and explore the great wide world? Find yourself a nice girlfriend."
"You're clearly not exploring the 'great wide world'. And I'm... not really interested in women..."
"Not at all?"
"Well I've always been with men."
"I see..." It was better than being made to screw everything like he had been. Obviously Obito had been showing signs of his attraction to men long before he met him... that or he just enjoyed fucking around with his characters. That seemed more likely.
"Women can be scary when they're angry too..."
"You mean when they start shrieking?"
"Yeah..." Both men shuddered at the idea of an angry female.
"Obito can be just as bad sometimes though."
"You two seem an odd couple."
"Perhaps, but it works. His brother has a weirder one anyway."
"Obito seems... nice?" They both paused when they heard Obito screaming 'move you big titted bitch!' "Big titted bitch?"
"I believe that's Lara Croft."
"Who?"
"It's a game. He always shouts that at her when she fucks up."
"...Is there ever a time that he's not angry?"
"Sometimes. Maybe you should avoid using knives or trying to break kitchen appliances? He should leave you alone then."
"Good to know."
"That's a spike pit! Are you fucking stupid?! Go towards the door! The door!"
"..."
"He's quite vocal with his frustration."
"I can tell."
"Shut up Obito you little shit!"
"As is his brother."
"Interesting family."
"You have to love them." Kakashi grinned. Zabuza didn't look so sure.
"You can fuck off!" Obito was not in the mood to back down today.
"What did you say? Don't make me come in there!"
"Oh it's getting serious now. Shisui may be forced to actually leave his bedroom."
"Is that bad?"
"For Obito." They continued to listen as Shisui stormed down the corridor and into the younger brother's room where a shouting match to end all shouting matches began.
"...Did he just call him a punt?"
"... Let's just call it that, yes."
Hopefully it's kind of obvious who is saying what with all that dialogue but if anyone has trouble just say. And big titted bitch comes from my friend's mum, who is always very vocal in her playing of Lara Croft games XD And to the guest review: I get what you mean and I don't consider it flaming as you're giving genuine reasons as to why you no longer like the story and you aren't just trolling so I won't delete the review :3 I like good and bad feedback. Not sure if you'll read this but I like to try and reply sometimes.
Thank you for reading and please review :3