Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto and Dragonball are not mine.
In the short time that Zabuza had been staying in the Uchiha household, he'd learnt a very important lesson. Every single person living there was certifiably insane. Kakashi seemed to want to either kill him or dump him off somewhere, Obito paid more attention to his Xbox than anything else and the other brother always seemed to be off in the clouds or complaining about something the other two did. He doubted he would ever be able to understand this strange world and its denizens. Like right now, for example.
"Give me the remote you little shit!" The elder brother, Shisui would usually start like this.
"No way in hell! You just want to watch your crappy soaps!"
"And you just want to watch that Dragonball crap."
"Dragonball is not crap! That's blasphemy! Watch your shit on Sunday when they have those all day omnibus thingies."
"Well in all fairness, we do find out whether Monica's been murdered tonight." Both brothers gave Kakashi the typical stare whilst Zabuza wondered what they were even talking about.
"Who's Monica? And why would you show off about murdering someone? Wouldn't you get arrested?"
"Christ Zabuza, don't ask them about it. They never shut up once they've started." Obito groaned and covered his ears in preparation for the dull and slightly addictive if you got too into it conversation about soaps.
"They're only actors on the TV so no one actually gets murdered. And the plots and character developments are fun."
"It's basically all murders, adultery and depression. Very fun to watch."
"It's not just that Kakashi, you get weddings and some comedy too."
"How many weddings actually end in marriage? Most of them end with someone dying or them finding out they're siblings or something equally ridiculous."
"The fact that you two take this seriously is ridiculous. Come on Zabuza, let's go play Xbox."
"Eh?" Why me?
"Come on! I'm not letting Shisui taint another one!"
"But-." His opinion clearly wasn't important as he was dragged off with Kakashi glaring at him. The white haired boy was having a bit of a dilemma. On the one hand he wanted to know the newest plot twist. But on the other, he didn't want to leave Obito alone with Zabuza.
"Oh my god! Lucia's pregnant! I didn't see that coming." Shisui interrupted his ponderings.
...They'll be fine. No way in hell am I missing this.
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"Damn those guys are annoying. They're turning into forty something housewives!" Obito was complaining loudly whilst apparently beating the shit out of some odd looking blob thing and Zabuza was afraid of making sudden movement. The boy was scrawny but he was kind of scary when pissed. "Please tell me you're not interested in that crap."
"Err..." How do I answer this? "No...?"
"Thank god. I don't want to have to deal with three of them. At least Shisui's boyfriend hates that crap too."
"I don't think I've met him."
"He's a nice guy. Batshit crazy of course, but nice enough."
"Batshit crazy?" As far as he could tell everyone in this place was insane.
"Goddamit! This level is too damn hard!"
"Are you ok...?"
"Yeah but that asshole won't be when I shoot him with my LASER!"
"..." What's a laser?! These people are so confusing!
"Wow that was so satisfying. Hey, are you ok? You seem a bit out of it."
"F-fine! Just... tired. I find it hard to sleep when I keep being almost smothered to death with a pillow every time."
"...Sorry about Kakashi... He's just a little bit jealous."
"He wouldn't actually kill me would he?"
"I don't think so..." There wasn't much he could do to stop the guy.
"Well that's encouraging."
"Why don't you just beat him up? You're not exactly helpless."
"Seeing as we're stuck together for now, I don't think that would be a good idea."
"...Wow. You actually have common sense!" It made a nice change after dealing with months of Kakashi and his selfishness.
"Thanks...? And why are you with Kakashi? Surely he's worse as a boyfriend."
"Err..." Well he was definitely attracted to him and they did have fun. "He can be caring when he wants to be... And he's not always a pervert! Just... ninety percent of the time..."
"I think you could do better. It's not like you're utterly desperate."
"You think I could do better?!" That's a first... "But everyone likes Kakashi! He's an attractive guy."
"That doesn't make him decent." Zabuza had seen the evil side and he would never trust the pervert. "And are you only with him for that reason?"
"No! I do love him!" Fucking Zabuza, making me doubt life. "Now stop talking. I want to finish this level."
Zabuza could tell he was making Obito confused and he didn't care. Kakashi was trying to get rid of him continuously so he had no qualms about doing the same thing. Albeit with more subtlety and not involving weapons.
"That was a good episode. You guys really miss out on life." Kakashi chose that moment to walk in, much to his annoyance.
"No thanks, I'd like to avoid turning my brain to mush." Obito didn't even turn away from the screen.
"And that thing won't do?"
"Another word of blasphemy and I'll shut you out. You've already got one strike for the soaps over Dragonball thing."
"That was Shisui."
"You didn't defend it so you're just as guilty."
"I don't get the obsession. It's badly paced and each arc takes much too long."
"...You can sleep on the sofa tonight."
"Those are comments you have made."
"I am a fan of the show so it's acceptable, but from you its sacrilege." Zabuza was getting a headache just from trying to keep up with this conversation.
"What about Zabuza?" If he was in trouble he was bringing the other one down with him. "He's never heard of Dragonball!"
"You're right!" This was something that needed fixing. "Bakakashi! Get the DVD's!"
"Right now?"
"Yes! Now shift it!"
"Err..." Zabuza was now very confused. "What's going on?"
"You are about to be introduced to the awesome that is Dragonball! The original not new one."
"Ok... But what is it?"
"It's my favourite anime and I love it."
"I see." Is he speaking a foreign language? If I say nothing hopefully he won't have one of his weird little hissy fits at me.
"There." Kakashi threw the box across the room meaning Obito had to practically dive to catch it. "I'm assuming I have to watch it too?"
"If you want to have sex anytime in the near future, yes you do."
"Fine."
"Now pay attention Zabuza because this show basically was my child hood."
"That's... nice?" This place is confusing... I think I'm in hell.
And finally a new chapter :D I've had one trip and a lot of exams coming up so not much time so sorry for ages between updates :L I don't watch Dragonball that much but it used to be on TV when I was younger, hence it gets a mention. Thanks for reading and please review :3