Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
Kakashi could feel his fingers twitching as he watched the scene unfolding on the other side of the room. Zabuza had been pushing his luck for a while but this was taking it too far. The other two were sitting close together around an Xbox controller. While Obito had been playing one of his generic shooting games (They all looked pretty similar so he never bothered to learn their names), Zabuza had asked to be taught how to play. As a result of this he was being given the young Uchiha's undivided attention. Not only that but he kept making excuses to have Obito leaning right over him and was clearly attempting to 'cop a feel' whenever he could.
The increasing attempts of Zabuza to really flirt with his boyfriend had been getting more obvious as time went on. It started with only minor things like touches that lasted too long for his liking, then moved on to more obvious things such as the way he attempted to monopolise the boy's attention and clearly cock blocked Kakashi whenever he tried to get Obito alone.
Whether he was genuinely interested in Obito or was just doing it to piss him off was unknown. But now he was getting close to brutally murdering him so something needed to be done. Luckily he'd always been a merciful person so he'd only break one of the little shit's arms. The problem was that there was nothing he could do in front of Obito and so would have to wait to be alone with him. The chance came sooner than he'd hoped when the Uchiha disappeared to find food.
"Ok, you can stop doing that now."
"Doing what?" The innocent look just added to the annoyance.
"You know exactly what I mean. Obito is mine, so stop making moves on him."
"Well if Obito really cares he'll blow me off for you. Unless you're so insecure that you think he'd pick me over you?"
"I assure you we're sticking together so don't even think about it."
"I think he thinks he loves you because no one else has shown him much attention but if something better came along I wonder what he'd do..." Kakashi could hear Obito coming so there was no time to continue this so he settled for scowling at the smug looking Zabuza.
"Damn you guys seem tense! What happened in here?"
"Oh nothing."
"Yep, Zabuza was just telling me all the interesting things about this game." He could bullshit very well when the situation called for it.
"Wow, I thought you hated games. Want to play with us?"
"I'd love to~." Zabuza's look of hatred made it so much more satisfying. "You'll have to show me how to do everything though."
"Tch. You guys are so annoying. I was only trying to play a game."
"I thought you hated having no one to play with all the time? I think you're letting that newfound popularity go to your head."
"...Just shut up Bakakashi."
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Obito was now both confused and exhausted. Both Kakashi and Zabuza seemed to want help with something every few minutes and it was always some basic movement or control that he'd shown them multiple times. It was like they were joining up to piss him off and it was making him feel homicidal.
"Hey Obi, show me how to do that combo again?"
"Screw you Bakakashi. This is getting stupid now. You both know how to do this so you can get on with your shit and let me relax over here." It seemed his favourite past time had been taken from him so he felt he had every right to ignore these idiots. The game was a two player so they could just kill each other and leave him in peace.
Of course this greatly annoyed both of them. Neither could admit that they were only doing it to monopolise Obito and that they actually hated the damn game so decided to take out their frustrations on each other. On game of course. The only problem was that they couldn't work out how to properly use the controls. This meant that Zabuza kept running into walls and getting stuck and Kakashi was going round in circles and shooting his gun at random. The only benefit to this strategy was that he at least did hit Zabuza every now and then.
"How did you kill me?" Zabuza had been too busy attempting to work out movement to even try to use his weapons.
"Because even when I suck at something, I'm still awesome."
"...We're having a rematch."
"Bring it."
Obito tore his eyes away from his DS to watch with increasing amusement as Zabuza and Kakashi ran into mines and attempted to shoot each other. Their characters looked like they were having some sort of fit with the odd jerky movements they made and the boys themselves were looking more and more pissed off. Physical violence seemed inevitable and the idea of seeing his usually chilled boyfriend getting into a real rage greatly appealed. He didn't have to wait long.
"Fuck this game, I'm breaking you."
"I'd like to see you try." The words were barely out of Zabuza's mouth when Kakashi wrapped the cord of the controller around his throat and started trying to strangle him. He nearly had it when Zabuza decided to start throwing out fireballs to dislodge him. Kakashi took a few hits before pulling back. There was only a moment's pause before he'd jumped in again and started up with the lightning. Zabuza was not so good with that kind of magic but he was fairly skilled with ice so both lightning bolts and spikes of ice went flying across the room, putting holes in the walls and breaking anything that got into the way. Not many people would accept this kind of bullshit and Obito was no exception.
"Knock that shit off you morons!" Both paused to look at the very angry Uchiha who was gripping the baseball bat like a man possessed. "I know you guys are pissed about the game but that's no excuse to trash my room! Now you are going to clean it up and if either of you slack off, I'm making you sleep in the garden tonight."
"But he started it!"
"I don't care Bakakashi! You both broke my wall so you're both assholes. Now start cleaning. Don't make me start getting violent."
Reluctantly both boys started cleaning whilst giving each other dirty looks every time their eyes met. The noise had attracted the attention of Shisui who after seeing the mess as he walked in the door groaned loudly.
"Why does everything have to happen in this house? Seriously Obito, next time you make a game character make sure it's not psychotic like these two."
"Don't blame me for this! I had nothing to do with this, they just hate each other."
"With good reason," Kakashi added from the corner.
"Yes. You're screwed in the head." Coming from Zabuza this was a bit much.
"And I shall demonstrate how screwed I am by sticking this pole into your head."
"Shut up!" They gave another death glare and continued cleaning. "See what I mean?"
"Wow... that's a lot of loathing."
"I know. Help?" Obito added a pout in there to maybe appeal to his brother's sensitive side.
"How? They're both practically superhuman and can shoot magic and shit from their hands. What the hell am I supposed to do about it?"
"You could introduce Zabuza to your boyfriend by saying he hit on you?"
"...That would be harsh."
"But necessary if it stops the headaches."
"Ok... If you really insist..."
"Oh I do."
"What's wrong with his boyfriend?" Zabuza looked confused and Kakashi went back to smug mode.
"Oh nothing~. I hope you've enjoyed having testicles though..."
"...I hate you."
"Likewise."