Gamer
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.
"Wow. You look... interesting." Obito wasn't sure what else you could say to someone whose face looked pretty savaged. "What happened?"
"Your brother's boyfriend seemed to think I'd been flirting with him. The little shit jumped on me." Zabuza looked understandably furious. Kakashi looked like Christmas had come early.
"Ohh you pissed off Hidan did you? You clearly have a death wish." Zabuza looked like he would like nothing better than to start throwing blunt objects so Obito decided to break this up early.
"Oi Bakakashi, go buy me some lunch." From the look of his face it was clear that he would rather not. "Now."
"You are such a diva Obito." But he went to go anyway. "If you guys do anything while I'm gone, neither of you shall be able to have sex ever again." They both shuddered at the evil look as he walked out the door.
"So... need any help with that?" Obito thought he ought to offer as it had been sort of his idea to trick Hidan into beating him, and the guy was having trouble just stopping the bleeding.
"If you don't mind." Zabuza lowered his hand and Obito could see that his nose had been almost crushed and his cheeks were bruised and cut all over.
"He really got you good. What did he do?"
"He used a baseball bat."
"Oh... Sorry about that... Why didn't you fight back though? He's not monstrous like you guys."
"I thought it was better not to..."
"Scary as fuck, ain't he?"
"A little."
"Hold still a sec while I clean up your face." Obito got a wet cloth and carefully began wiping down Zabuza's face. It stung the man but he put up with it to make himself feel better. When all the blood was gone the wounds looked quite minimal although his nose probably needed some kind of support. "Err... I don't really know what to do with your nose..."
"Wait a second." Zabuza reached up and touched it. "It's still a little swollen."
"Will it be ok? I mean, do you need to see a doctor?"
"It'll be fine. I'll just put some ice on it."
"Oh! Shit, sorry I didn't think of that."
"No problem." The way he looked when he was flustered was cute in Zabuza's eyes and whist Obito had been cleaning up his face, he'd been able to have a good stare at him. The boy wasn't bad to look at. He could understand Kakashi wanting him. Lucky Kakashi... An asshole like him doesn't deserve someone like that.
Of course Zabuza had been planning on stealing Obito anyway but this just made him more determined. They weren't often left alone so while Kakashi was out it was a good time to make a move. When Obito returned he prepared to go for the kill.
"No ice, but I got a bag of frozen peas if that's ok?"
"That'll be fine." When Obito went to hand them to him he shook his head. "Could you put them on? I'd prefer it that way."
"Ok... If that's what you want." As he held the bag up against Zabuza's nose he realised the boy was staring right into his eyes. Being a socially awkward person he looked down and flushed a scarlet red. Even though he wasn't looking he could still feel the other's eyes on him and it creeped him out.
"Zabuza?"
"Is something wrong?" Inwardly Zabuza smirked.
"Do you mind not looking at me like that? It's kind of embarrassing..." He looked back up at Zabuza who was feigning an expression of innocence.
"Oh I'm sorry. I just... I like the way you look." He attempted to look embarrassed whilst having a quick glance up at Obito. To his satisfaction, the boy was clearly flustered.
"Th-thanks... Don't say that kind of thing in front of Kakashi though, he won't like it."
"Oh yes... you have a boyfriend... Disappointing."
"Disappointing?!" Obito looked confused. He didn't really know how to reply to this kind of conversation. With Kakashi it had been almost and funny and rarely felt truly serious. This was kind of intense.
"I'm not going to lie to you Obito. I do like you."
"Eh?!" Oh crap. Kakashi's gonna be so pissed.
"And I think I'd be much better for you than Kakashi. I understand you like him but he's not the type of person to get into something long-term and stick with it, so if anything does happen I'll always be here for you." This had the desired reaction as Obito flushed even more and stared intensely at the carpet.
"I think you're wrong about Kakashi but... thank you anyway Zabuza, I really appreciate it." Confessions were difficult to respond to it seemed.
"As long as you'll consider me one day, that's all I ask."
"...Ok. I mean, if I was single I'd probably hook up with you! You're a nice enough guy; I just really love Kakashi... He means a lot to me."
"I can see that. You're a good person." The problem was that with just this very little would happen. He'd have to be a little more aggressive. "Can I ask for just one thing?"
"W-what is it?"
"...Would you kiss me?"
"Eh?! What?! No way!"
"Only once." Now he started with the pleading look. "Only this one thing and I'll never pressure you again."
"Err..." Don't do it! You have a boyfriend! Tell him to fuck off! "If it's just the once..." Dammit, why am I such a pushover!
"Thankyou." Zabuza reached up and tugged the young Uchiha close until their lips met.
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Kakashi was in a foul mood as he walked down the street towards the house. When Obito had sent him out it seemed the boy had forgotten just how far the nearest shops were. Once he'd gotten there it seemed everyone was out just to get in his way and slow his progress back to his lover.
Now he'd acquired the food all he wanted was to spend an evening relaxing with him without that irritating creature Zabuza. All he did was get in his way and try to take Obito's affections. It was almost getting to the stage that he wanted to kill the little shit.
I'll kick his ass later... First I'm going to confiscate Obito. As he walked in the door he noticed how quiet it was. Shrugging it off he walked into the lounge where he'd last seen Obito... only to find he was getting very close to Zabuza.
"What the hell is going on here?" The rage was obvious in his voice and the boys split apart.
"Kakashi!" Obito recoiled from his boyfriend's angry gaze. "This isn't what it looks like!" Well done idiot. Using the oldest cliché in the book. Damn I'm such a moron.
"It looks like you and Zabuza were sucking each other's faces off."
"It was only a little kiss! And-."
"Only a little kiss eh? That's reassuring." Kakashi couldn't help but feel hurt. The one thing he feared happening was happening now, but the hurt was being pushed aside by the anger.
"He's not lying." And now the cause of all this was speaking. "He turned me down but agreed to kiss me once. I don't understand what your problem is. If you love him, you should trust him more."
"He willingly kissed you?" If Zabuza had forced it maybe he'd be more forgiving but as it was willing...
"I didn't know what to do! He told me he liked me so I said no I was with you! But then he wanted just one kiss so I-."
"You don't kiss other people! Would you sleep with anyone else?"
"No, but-."
"I'm going for a walk."
"Wait! Can't we talk about this?" Obito didn't want him to leave.
"Not right now. I don't want to be here at the moment." All he could hear was Kakashi storming down the corridor and slamming the front door as he left. Zabuza was talking but he wasn't listening.
Oh god I've screwed up. I'm such an idiot! He's never gonna forgive me for this... The idea that Kakashi might never speak to him again, might never come back was too much. The tears began to fall.