Gamer

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

When Shisui came in that night he was pretty surprised when Obito came dashing down the stairs. Once he realised it was only his brother you could see the crushing disappointment on his face.

"Oh, it's only you." Well who wouldn't be offended by that?

"Well thanks for that Obito, I love you too." Usually there would be an insult followed by a long row descending eventually into physical violence. Instead there was no reply and his brother just looked worried and a little depressed. "What's wrong with you? And don't tell me it's something minor or I will kick your ass."

"...I think Kakashi has left and might never come back." He then started crying again whilst Shisui struggled to grasp the concept.

"He left? But you guys are great together! What happened?"

"It was my fault. I made a stupid mistake and now I've lost him."

"What did you do? Jesus Obi, you must've really cocked up."

"Well... He walked in on me kissing Zabuza..."

"..." Shisui had to pinch himself hard to make sure he wasn't dreaming before walking over and punching his brother square on the jaw.

"Ow! Why'd you hit me?"

"Because you are a jackass! Of course Kakashi is upset with you! Why'd you do it? Did he force you?!" If it was forced Zabuza was most definitely going to face big brother wrath.

"Yes and no..."

"So you willingly kissed someone who wasn't your boyfriend?"

"I suppose so..." For that he received another punch and a slap on the back of the head.

"What is wrong with you? Why'd you do it?! It better be a good explanation you little shit."

"I don't get why you're angry!" Of course Obito did know but he wanted at least some support. "I feel bad enough without you hitting me!"

"Good! You deserve to feel terrible! Now tell me what you did!"

"Well Zabuza confessed to me and I obviously said no. Then he said he wanted me to at least kiss him and I felt bad so I did it... Then Kakashi walked in."

"...You are a moron. Why'd you do it? And because you felt bad doesn't count as an excuse!"

"...In that case I have nothing." Yet again he was slapped round the back of the head.

"You need to find Kakashi and when you do you will prostrate yourself and grovel and maybe he will actually forgive you. And if he does it's more than you deserve." Obito nodded. "And just think how you would feel if you saw him making moves on someone else?"

"Like crap."

"And would you be able to trust him?"

"...I wouldn't be sure if I could. He's never gonna trust me again, is he?"

"That's up to him. You've hurt him badly and you need to apologise."

"But I don't know where he is!"

"Well go out there and look! Don't be a pussy Obito! You need to deal with this right now and stop putting it off!"

"You're right. I'll go now! But what about Zabuza?"

"I'll deal with him." The bastard was going to get what he deserved.

"Thank you Shisui..."

"No problem. Now get moving!" Obito nodded and dashed out the front door, pulling his shoes on as he left. Shisui sighed and stormed up the stairs, already in protective big brother mode and ready to kill the interfering piece of crap.

Zabuza was lazing on the bed with a book looking like he'd done nothing at all which only added to Shisui's rage.

"You asshole!" The man jumped and stared at the elder Uchiha who was standing in the doorway with a murderous look in his eyes.

"Are you ok?" He was nervous of Shisui since being beaten by his boyfriend so he wasn't going to goad him.

"I'm fine; it's just everyone else's lives you've ruined. Why did you have to do that?"

"Because I like Obito and I don't think Kakashi is right for him." The ease with which he said that just made Shisui's fingers twitch as he thought about strangling him.

"You've been here for barely any time at all! And despite your personal feelings, Kakashi makes my brother happy! He was miserable before he came along. Now I think you should leave."

"But I have nowhere else to go!" Zabuza was feeling panicky. He knew no one here and very little about this world.

"If you don't get out now then I'll let Kakashi throw you out when he gets home." Shisui wasn't backing down on this and was considering phoning Hidan to force the boy out.

"...Ok I'll go. But what am I supposed to do?"

"Find someone else. You have your weird magic shit, you'll be fine." Zabuza groaned but seeing Shisui advance another step forward he grabbed a jumper and dashed out. He wasn't sure where else he could go but if he attempted to stay he'd probably be killed.

Shisui listened as the front door opened then slammed shut and he let out a sigh of relief. That was one problem dealt with. Now he had to hope that Obito could sort out everything else.

-Page Break-

Whilst his brother was ousting the trouble maker, Obito was standing in the middle of a street thinking desperately. He'd searched all the roads nearby in case Kakashi was heading back but he had seen nothing and was starting to panic now.

Ok, calm down. I've barely looked at all. But the problem was that he couldn't think of where Kakashi would go. There weren't many places that they went or that he knew. He couldn't even think of anywhere the boy had been without him.

He'd already phoned Itachi and co and none of them had seen him. They didn't really have any other friends unless the psychotic Gai counted so there was nothing else to do but wander the streets until he found something. It started to get dark pretty fast but he didn't want to go home without finding Kakashi.

Damn. I need a break. Obito turned and started heading towards one of the few places he actually could deal with in the outdoors. The park was just as crappy as last time and a few new pieces of graffiti had been added ('Lucy is a dirty slut'? Glad to hear it), but he'd had a great time with Kakashi there and that was all he could think about.

"Why am I such a moron?!" Perhaps shouting that wasn't the best idea but at least it meant the strange looking group of kids in hoods thought he was insane and headed off somewhere else. He groaned and buried his head in his hands.

"I've been asking myself the exact same question for months now." Obito spun round at the sound of that voice. Kakashi was standing behind him, still holding the carrier bag of food from earlier.

Now that he'd found him it was hard to know what to say. Perhaps he could drop to his hands and knees and start grovelling? It would be a start.

"I'm really sorry Kakashi! I'm an idiot and I shouldn't have even kissed the guy. If you don't forgive me I'll understand but my life would suck without you." ...Damn there's gravel digging in my knee. Perhaps crouching on the ground was a bad idea.

"Yes you are an idiot. A major one."

"I'm guessing you hate me now." It would be deserved.

"I admit I want to slap you round the head but I might damage what little you have in there. I could never hate you though; I care about you too much."

"Really?" That was the best news he'd had all day. "...I'll tell Zabuza to leave as soon as we get back."

"Or I could roast him I suppose. Just promise me you won't do anything like this again."

"I didn't really want to kiss him... I just felt bad."

"I suppose you're not used to people proclaiming their love to you. It's not an excuse though so if you try it again I'm locking you in the cupboard."

"Sounds fair..."

"...You can get up off the ground now."

"Oh!" Obito groaned as he stood up and felt where the gravel had dug into his knee. "I forgot."

"What happened to your face? It looks a little bruised." Kakashi was only noticing now the discoloured patch on Obito's cheek. The young Uchiha touched it and flinched.

"Shisui wasn't impressed with what happened either..."

"Remind me to thank your brother." Kakashi smirked a little. After walking off the rage he'd realised that Obito wasn't really the cheating type. Just an extremely gullible idiot. That was what he loved about him though so he'd have to deal with it. "And I don't want you playing that damn game ever again."

"Eh? You mean your one?" He had to admit that was one of his favourites but the scowl he received made him realise he'd lose his penis if he tried. "Even if I played as a girl character?"

"Especially a girl. We don't need anything else going wrong."

"To be fair you're the one who bought him here and-." Another scowl. "...I'll shut up now."

"Now, shall we eat this stuff? I've been carrying it for hours."

"Hell yes! Shouldn't we get back though? It's pretty dark."

"Who cares? Let's have a picnic in the dark."

"In this shithole?"

"Better than nothing."

"True that."