HEY GUYS! I'm back with Tigerstar!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Warriors, Jingle Bells, Wal-Mart, hippies, floppy bunny ears, drums, and tutus. Thank you.
I would like to thank Silenthunder for the Tigerstar idea and his first dare. I would also like to thank max Saturday and say sorry that I chose it for Tigerstar and not Dovewing. Sorry!
ENJOY!
"Hi and welcome to Warriors Truth or Deer!" Spicestar yelled out.
"For the last time, it's Warriors Truth or DARE, ya dummy!" Lightpaw yowled, then started beating Spicestar with a magazine yelling 'BAD CAT! BAD CAT!'.
"Anyways, welcome!" Willowheart said.
"Today, we would like to introduce our camera cats! Bronzewing and Blazeheart! The prettiest she-cats I know!" Hawktalon said.
"SHUT UP!" Bronzewing and Blazeheart yelled from behind the cameras.
Lightpaw was quietly snickering to herself. She had stopped chasing Spicestar, but demanding that he have Warriors Truth or Dare drilled into his brain after the show.
"Our contestant today is... TIGERSTAR!" Lightpaw said after reading the Yellow Contestant Card.
Tigerstar popped onto the stage, and slashed through the felt chair with his claws.
"Ooops. I thought that was my apprentice..." Tigerstar trailed off.
"Hi Tigerstar, and welcome to Warriors Truth or Dare!" Willowheart explained to Tigerstar.
"Alright, fine. I've heard of this place. What's my first dare?" He asked.
"Well, you have to repeatedly sing 'DO YOU LIKE WAFFELS?' to every cat you see, and Darkstripe, Dustpelt, and Longtail are your back ground singers!" Lightpaw yelled, then squealed with delight.
"Now, before our dare, I would like to introduce our Director of Cuteness and Supreme Lord of the Button, MOONKIT!" Willowheart screeched, and pointed to a kit strolling out of the curtains.
"Hi everyone!" Moonkit said excitedly.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" The audience chorused, gushing over her cuteness.
"I have one rule: DON'T GET IN MY WAY AND I WON'T KILL YOU!" Moonkit yelled, but the audience still gushed over her cuteness.
"Moonkit, THE BUTTON!" Lightpaw said while cackling evilly.
Moonkit took two steps forward, and took one flying leap, landing on a huge red button on the side of the stage. She kept jumping though, six times to be exact.
Soon, Darkstripe appeared wearing big, floppy, white bunny ears and a pink tutu, Dustpelt came onto the stage with a drum on his head, and Longtail came dressed as a hippie.
"Huh, I didn't know Tigerstar's three best friends were a hippie, a drum, and a tutu wearing bunny." Hawktalon commented.
"They're not, that's just what happens when you jump on the button too many times. So a very sincere thank you Moonkit. You gave me an awesome video to post that has already gone viral!" Lightpaw yowled excitedly.
"Anyways, go to the DarkForest! Moonkit, the button!" Spicestar exclaimed, and Moonkit pressed the button two times.
Tigerstar and his crew appeared in the DarkForest, and everyone was watching the scene fold out from a TV.
Darkstripe was still a bunny ballerina, Longtail was still a hippie, and Dustpelt was still a drum. The only difference this time was that Tigerstar was Santa Claus.
"DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?" Tigerstar sang to the tune of Jingle Bells. The song was fitting.
After about five minutes, Tigerstar had managed to sing to Mapleshade, Hawkfrost, and at least 20 other DarkForest cats.
Tigerstar was zapped back to the stage (still in costume) and the other cats were zapped back home out of costume.
"Now, your second dare is to... be ducktaped to a Wal-Mart toilet!" Spicestar said, and Lightpaw ran backstage to get her camera.
"One more thing, it will be in the Girls' bathroom!" Willowheart added.
Moonkit pressed her button and Tigerstar was back on the TV screen, only this time, in a bathroom.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" some lady shrieked when she came into the bathroom stall that Tigerstar was in. Then the poor lady repeatedly hit him with her purse, and to her amazement, whenever she hit the cat, he would yell 'OW!'.
"Thanks for watching Warriors Truth or Dare!" Hawktalon said, then the screen cut to a video of a chicken pecking at the camera screen.
Everyone could hear "TURN IT OFF!" followed by "I DON'T KNOW HOW!" and "MOONKIT, THE BUTTON! PRESS THE BUTTON!" in the background.
Hope you guys liked it! I got a lot of requests, and I'm going to use whatever ones I can. I might choose a different cat for each dare (the toilet one was requested for Dovewing, but I thought it would be fun to duck tape Tigerstar to a toilet in a woman's bathroom).
PLEASE REVIEW!
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