Chapter One Hundred-Three: Stitch Destructive Power

Later that day they were teaching Stitch how to fetch as Lilo threw a stick and Stitch growled and saw on the ground as Lilo squirt him on the head with the squirt bottle and pointed as Stitch snatched the bottle and threw it as Lilo went to get it.

For lunch they saw at the park as Nani held out a box to Lilo with sandwiches in it as Stitch reached and she slammed it close.

"Uh-uh" she said as Stitch growled and looked like he was going to punch as Jumba cleared his throat as they saw Jumba and Pleakley standing away as Stitch growled and hugged Lilo.

Later they were on the beach as Lilo picked up a shell and Stitch smacked it out of her hand as a ball hit his head.

"Ha! Serves you right!" Max said.

"Hey over here little buddy" a guy said as Stitch picked it up and hit the guy hard in the face with it as he fell over and he glared as Stitch rolled over and laughed.

"Let's try something else" Jason sighed.

Later Jason paid for snow-cones as he, Max, Lilo and Stitch wore sunglasses as he handed two to Lilo who went over to Stitch looking at postcards of cities.

Lilo then handed Stitch the snow cone as he licked it then noticed a dog sniffing his rear.

Jason, Lilo and Max then heard the dog whine as they looked over to see Stitch had smashed his snow-cone on the dog head then threw the post cards at him.

"Come on" Jason said as Stitch saw a little rocket ride as he climbed in and tired to start it up like a real ship as Lilo put a quarter in and climbed in as it began to rock and Stitch groaned.

"When you are ready to give up just let us know eh!" Jumba said from a table a bit away from them.

"Whee!" Lilo said as Jason smiled.

Later that night at were all at Nani job as David yelled on the stage and began to juggle the lit batons for the show as the audience clapped as the roof caught fire and fell in front of him as he tried to put it out and Stitch laughed.

"Why Terra, Aqua and Ven are your friends I will never know" Jason sighed.

"This is you" Lilo said showing Stitch a drawing of him as Jason and Max looked over, "this is your badness level it's unusually high for someone your size we have to fix that."

"Ay-yi-yi, Lilo!" Nani said coming over with a tray of dishes in her hand, "your dog cannot sit at the table."

"Stitch is troubled he needs desserts" Lilo said.

"Oh, you didn't even eat your sweet potato I thought you liked them" Nani said taking her plate.

"Desserts!"

"Ugh!" Nani sighed heading into the kitchen.

"David!" Lilo said as they saw the man covered in shoot, "I got a new dog."

"Oh! You sure it's a dog?" David asked.

"Uh-huh he used to be a collie before he got ran over" Lilo said.

"Yeah that's what happened" Max said as Nani set two slices of cake on the table.

"Yum!" Lilo said as Stitch shoved both in his mouth.

"Hey..." Lilo said as he coughed both up on the plate then put them together and reached in his mouth and pulled out the cherry and put it on top and pushed it to her, "Eww!"

"Howzit, Nani?" David said as she looked at him.

"Did you catch fire again? Nah, just the stage" David said.

"We at least he didn't catch on fire" Jason said.

"Listen, I was wondering if you're not doing anything this..."

"David, I told you, I can't. I..." she said glancing at Lilo and Stitch, "I got a lot to deal with right now."

"I know. I just figured you might need some time..."

"You smell like a lawn mower."

"Look, I got to go the kid at table three's throwing poi again maybe some other time, okay?" Nani said walking away.

"Don't worry, she likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary" Lilo said.

"She thinks it's fancy?" David smiled.

"Blech!" Stitch said as he sniffed the air, "Oh! Mmm!" he said jumping down where a green drumstick with blue poka-dots were as it got pulled and he followed it to Jumba and Pleakley as Jumba grabbed Stitch.

"Aha! Look what I find! Get restraints!" Jumba said.

"Right!" Pleakley said digging in his purse.

"Ow! Take that! Hurry!" Jumba yelled with Stitch bitting his arm.

"Uh, hold still just a..." Pleakley said as Stitch bit down on his head, "AAAH!"

Nani then ran over as she tried to beat Stitch off Pleakley then grabbed a pitcher of water and dumped it on it head as she grabbed Stitch and yanked him off as Pleakley coughed.

"That is one ugly woman" Jason said.

"Hey, Nani! Is that your dog?" the manager asked approaching.

"Uh..."

"All is well, please, go about your business. I'm okay" Pleakley said.

"Oh, your head looks swollen" Nani said.

"Actually, she's just ugly" Jumba said.

"Darling...He's joking, ugly- look at me..."

"Uh, this is not working out" the manager said.

"Uh, b-but...Mm-mm."

"Yeah? Well, who wants to work at this stupid... fakey luau anyway, come on, Lilo" Nani said as they headed back home.

"Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?" Lilo asked.

"Nah. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead" Nani said.

"I knew it!" Lilo said.

"Next time we're keeping a leash on him" Jason said as they headed inside.

"This is a great home, you'll like it a lot" Lilo said as Stitch looked inside the room and hissed, "See?"

"Uh, Lilo..."

"Comfy" Lilo said showing Stitch a pillow as he took it and shoved her over.

"Hey!" Lilo said as he began to tear it apart.

"Hey! What is the matter with you?" Nani yelled snatching the pillow.

"Be careful of the little angel!" Nani said.

"It's not an angel, Lilo I don't even think it's a dog" she said as Stitch rolled around on the floor in a ball, "We just have to take him back."

"He's just cranky because it's his bedtime."

"He's creepy, Lilo I won't sleep while he's loose in the house."

"Uh Stitch"Jason said following him in the kitchen.

"You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!"

"HEY!" Max said as Stitch pulled drawer out and dumped it and pulled a blender off the counter.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Lilo asked as he turned it on and pink sludge began to hit his face, "Stop that, Stitch!"

"Hey!" Nani yelled snatching the blender.

"Look at him, Lilo he's obviously mutated from something else!" Nani said picking him up, "We have to take him back."

"He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about O'hana?"

"He hasn't been here that long."

"Neither have I Dad said O'hana means family" Lilo said as Nani opened the door and closed it.

"Huh?" Stitch said.

"O'hana means family, Family means..."

"...nobody gets left behind."

"Or...?"

"Or forgotten I know. I know."

"I hate it when you use O'hana against me."

"Mmm!" Lilo said sticking her tongue at her.

"Mmm!" Nani said stickingher tongue back at her as Stitch broke free.

"Don't worry, you can sleep right next to me" Lilo said as they headed to her room.

"Uh!" Nani said sitting on the couch.

"My god!" Jason said looking at the kitchen.

"Yeah we fell behind" Nani said.

"This place need a little TLC" Max said.
Upstairs Stitch kicked the door opened as he looked into Lilo room.

"Look how curious the puppy is, this is my room, and this is your bed" she said showing him the box with the blankets in it as Jason and Max peeked into the room.

"This is your dolly and bottle" Lilo said holding up a green doll and a bottle filled with coffe, "See? Doesn't spill I filled it with coffee."

Stitch then took it and tasted the coffee as he began to suck on the bottle.

"Good puppy. Now get into bed" she said as he shoved her over and went into her bed as Jason and Max noticed the tourist pictures all over Lilo wall.

"Hey! That's mine!" Lilo yelled climbing up, "Down!" she said as he hit her with the pillow then picked up a photo that was hidden under the pillow.

"Ohhh!"

"Be careful of that!" she yelled snatching it away, "You don't touch this! Don't ever touch it!"

"Who that Lilo?" Jason asked looking at the picture of Nani and Lilo with a man and woman.

"My mom and dad" Lilo said putting the picture back where it was and put the pillow over it as they heard tearing and looked to Stitch.

"No! Don't pull on her head! She's recovering from surgery" Lilo said snatching the doll as he rolled into a ball and rolled off.

"No! That's from my blue period!" she said as he tore a picture on a drawing canvas.

"RAH! RAR!" Stitch said as she picked up leis and put it around Stitch as he fell over "Mmm..."

"There, you know, you wreck everything you touch, why not try and make something for a change?" Lilo said.

"Ah!" Stitch said tossing off the leis as Lilo climbed into bed as she Jason and Max watched Stitch get to work and soon bulid a small model city.

"Wow. San Francisco" Lilo said.

"RARRR!" Stitch roared as he began to destroy his city like a giant monster "Ahh! Save me! Eek!"

"No more caffeine for you" Lilo said.

"Agreed" Jason said.

"This little girl is wasting her time 626 cannot be taught to ignore its destructive programming!" Jumba laughed as Pleakley rolled his eye and tried on his wig as he looked at himself in the mirror.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing!" Pleakley said hiding the wig.

"Uh, say, I want to try it on."

"No!"

"Share! Let me try it!' he said as the two fougt over it.

"Hey! Ow! You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!" he said before gsaping nad Jumba wore the wing, "Don't move!" he said looking at the mosquito on his arm, "A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one. And another one!" he said as his body began to get covered by them, "Why, it's a whole flock and they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they're, um, they're...AHHHHHHH!"

"What was that?" Jason asked from the couch he was sleeping on as Max looke dup from the floor, "don't know but it sounded painful."

"I think it might be a koala" Nani said heading to the kitchen looking at adog book while on the phone with David, "An evil koala. I can't even pet it. It keeps staring at me,like it's going to eat me."

Nani then gasped as Stitch looked over from the fridge we was digging in and took a can and left closing the fridge behind him.

"Hello? Nani? Hello? Are you there?" David said from the phone as Jason picked it up.

"Uh Nani stunned at the moment David She'll call you back" Jason said.

"Now, this is interesting" Jumba said.

"What?" Pleakley asked covered in tape.

"626 was designed to be a monster but now he has nothing to destroy, you see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing...not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?" Jumba said.

Stitch then began to look at all the books looking for something to read, "Nah!" he said tossing one, "Peh!" he said tossing another, "NAH!" he said tossing another but stopped at one as he pocked the sleeping Lilo.

"Hmm?" Lilo groaned to see Stitch point to a page on the Ugly Duckling story.

"That's the Ugly Duckling. See? He's sad because he's all alone and nobody wants him but on this page, his family hears him crying and they find him. Then the Ugly Duckling is happy because he knows where he belongs" Lilo said.

"Hmm..." Stitch said moving to his bed in the box with the book.

"Want to listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan" Lilo said holding up a record.

The next morning Jason yawed as he and Max stood in the doorway to Nani room as she slept.

"What are you showing us?" Max yawned.

"Nani, Nani!" Lilo said as Nani groaned and woke up.

"Uh... yeah?" Nani groaned.

"Look" Lilo said turning on her record and put Stitch nail on the spinning record then opened Stitch mouth as the music came out.

"We can't go on together with suspicious minds..."

Lilo then closed his mouth as the music stopped and Jason, Max and Nani watch with jaws dropped as she opened his mouth again and closing it.

"...cious minds..."

"...can build our dreams..."

"...On suspicious minds..."

"That's so weird" Jason said as they heard a knock on the door.

Nani then answered it and Mr. Bubbles stood on the porch as Jason and Max peeked out to see who it was as Nani gasped.

"Heard you lost your job."

"Well, uh, actually, I just quit that job because, you know, the hours are just not conducive to the challenges of raising a child..." Nani said as Stitch growled and threw the book in Mr. Bubble face knocking off his sunglasses.

"Hey!"

"I am so sorry about that!" Nani said picking up Stitch and handing him to Jason.

"What is that thing?"

"That's my puppy" Lilo said.

"Really?" he said cracking his neck, "Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience but I cannot ignore you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?"

"Perfectly" Nani said.

"And next time I see this dog I expect it to be a model citizen... capisce?"

"Uh... yes?" Lilo said.

"New job. Model citizen" he said putting his sunglasses on as one lens popped out, "Good day" he said walking away.

"Okay getting Nani and good and training Stitch to be a good...dog ok let's get to work" Jason said.

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