Hey! Did any of you guys watch the newest Kickin' It? SPOILER ALERT: KICK PREVAILS!
Disclaimer: I don't own Wal-Mart or Warriors. Thank you.
"Welcome to the seventh episode of Warriors Truth or Dare!" Willowheart said as she walked onstage followed by Spicestar and Hawktalon.
"Hey, where's Lightpaw?" Hawktalon asked, once he realized that the mentally insane apprentice was nowhere on the stage.
A small trap door opened in the middle of the stage and Lightpaw rose from the floor. Fog machines kicked into gear and a red light shone from behind them, making them look red.
"I'm here!" Lightpaw sang.
"Ooookaaaay..." Willowheart stretched out the word like she does when she's annoyed or confused, or both.
"Our contestant today is... MAPLESHADE!" Lightpaw yelled over the audience.
Moonkit jumped on the button four times, and Mapleshade appeared wearing a Hannah Montana wig, a sparkly blue dress, and had a rubber chicken in her mouth. Mapleshade spit out the chicken.
"AHHHHHHH! I HATE HANNAH MONTANA!" Mapleshade yelled while pulling at the wig.
Moonkit jumped on the button and all of Mapleshade's items disappeared.
"Hi Mapleshade! Welcome to Warriors Truth or Dare!" Spicestar said happily.
"Your first dare is to attack and poop on at least five Wal-Mart employees!" Hawktalon said.
"OOOO! YAY!" Mapleshade exclaimed.
Moonkit jumped on the button and Mapleshade was on the TV screen.
Mapleshade ran up to a blue-shirted employee and jumped at him.
By the time Mapleshade was done, the manager (as Mapleshade had figured out) was covered in scratches and bite marks, and Mapleshade had pooped on both of his shoes, and his head.
Then Mapleshade proceeded to do the same to the manager's top four employees.
Moonkit warped her back to the studio, and the manager and his friends ran around Wal-Mart, trying to find the 'cat that pooped on them'.
"Now, you have to eat catnip, then sing the Gummy Bear Song while you fall off a cliff!" Hawktalon yelled, then pulled out a mirror. "Hello, handsome!" he said to himself.
Moonkit jumped on the button and a piece of catnip appeared in front of Mapleshade.
Mapleshade slowly put it in her mouth and started chewing.
"When is this stuff supposed to kick- wow! A talking wallet with arms and legs!" Mapleshade ran over to Spicestar.
"Can you loan me some money?" she asked Spicestar.
"Ummm..." Spicestar answered, since he wasn't sure what money is.
Moonkit jumped on the button and Mapleshade was on the TV screen, falling down a large cliff.
"Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear yes
Yeah, I'm a Gummy Bear yeah
Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
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Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear)
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me!" Mapleshade yelled at the top of her lungs.
SPLAT! Mapleshade had hit the ground, but was warped back to life in the studio.
"Thanks for watching Warriors Truth or Dare!" Spicestar, Lightpaw, Hawktalon, and Willowheart chorused.
Please Review with cats and/or dares you would like to see!
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