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WARNING! THE LAST HOPE SPIOLERS!

If you have not read the Last Hope, do not read this chapter! Jut read this little summary I put together or read at your own risk!

Summary: Sandstorm is dared to go tell Firestar's old twoleg family that she wants to be a kittypet in front of Firestar. Then, she is dared to preform ballet in the ThunderClan camp. Lets just say she's not a good dancer. She almost crushes the kits, hurts Thornclaw, sends Rosepetal screaming bloody murder while running out of the camp, throws Brackenfur tumbling into the warrior's den, squashing half of it, including nine nests. Also, she makes a mini avalanche and almost squishes the leader.

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"Welcome to Warriors Truth or Dare! The only Warriors Truth or Dare show with a talking squirrel!" Lightpaw yelled.

Willowheart leaned over to whisper something in her ear.

"WHAT? Well, apparently the pilot flying the squirrel's plane had a heart attack, and then died. So, the plane crashed and the squirrel is in the hospital and in critical condition. Next time..." Lightpaw said.

"Awwwww! I was looking forward to having the squirrel on the show!" Hawktalon exclaimed.

"Sorry for that... interesting... introduction..." Willowheart said while making an annoyed face.

"Our contestant today is... SANDSTORM!" Willowheart said excitedly.

Moonkit jumped on the button five times.

Sandstorm appeared wearing blue high heels on all four feet and a green three-year-old's dinosaur costume. A chicken wearing a red bikini was following her.

"Huh. That's a new one." Lightpaw commented.

"Hi Sandstorm! Big fan, big fan!" Willowheart said to her.

"Who are you?" Sandstorm asked.

"I'm Willowheart. That's Lightpaw, Hawktalon, and Spicestar, and you're on Warriors Truth or Dare!" Willowheart said.

"And I'm Moonkit and I have a chainsaw that I'm not afraid to use!" Moonkit yelled.

Blazeheart and Bronzewing put their faces in front of the camera lens.

"Warriors Truth or Dare is not responsible for any damage, maiming, or killing done by Moonkit. Also, we are not responsible for anything insulting Hawktalon says because of his stupidity." Blazeheart said. The screen was unblocked and turned back to the stage.

"Hey Sandstorm! Do you wanna go out sometime?" Hawktalon asked.

"SHUT UP!" Sandstorm yelled, and chucked her front right high heel at Hawktalon, which poked him right in the eye.

"MY EYE! MY EYE! NURSE! NURSE!" Hawktalon screeched and stumbled backstage.

"I'm glad he's gone." Sandstorm muttered.

Lightpaw went up and put her tail on Sandstorm's shoulder.

"We all are." she said.

"Anyways, your first dare is to go and tell Firestar's former family from when he was a kittypet and say you want to be a kittypet. And don't forget, you have to do it in front of Firestar!" Spicestar said cheerily.

"Yipee." Sandstorm said sarcastically.

Moonkit jumped on the button, and everyone turned their attention to the TV.

Sandstorm appeared on the front steps of a twoleg house, and Firestar was a few feet behind the steps.

"Uh, Sandstorm, what are you doing?" Firestar asked.

Sandstorm didn't respond.

The door opened, and a yellow light flooded onto the steps.

"Hi. My name is Sandstorm and I would like to be your kittypet." Sandstorm said it like she was some type of salesman.

The female twoleg screamed and slammed the door shut.

Firestar was staring at Sandstorm like she was some kind of freak.

"Warriors Truth or Dare." that was all Sandstorm had to say, and Firestar forgave her.

Then, Moonkit pressed the button and Sandstorm was once again on the Warriors Truth or Dare stage.

"Your second dare is to pretend to be a ballerina, tutu and all, and dance ballet around the ThunderClan camp." Spicestar said.

Moonkit pressed the button, and Sandstorm was on the TV screen.

Sandstorm was in the middle of the ThunderClan camp in a pink tutu, ballet slippers, and had pink bunny ears.

She started to pirouette and leap around, almost squashing Cherrykit on the way.

If there's one thing Sandstorm is not, it's a good dancer.

In the first minute, she had stepped on Cheerykit and Molekit twice each, sent Thornclaw to the medicine den with a sprained tail, driven Rosepetal to running out of the camp screaming bloody murder, and made Brakenfur go tumbling into the warrior's den, squashing half of it and Leafpool, Millie, Spiderleg, Brichfall, Whitewing, Blossumfall, Foxleap, Cinderheart, and Mousewhisker's nests.

"Alright, if Sandstorm is done scaring everyone for life, we can end the show here! Wait, nope. She just made an avalanche form from the trail up to the Highledge, and almost squished Bramblestar." Lightpaw winced.

"Well, looks like we're done here! Until next time, I'm Willowheart..."

"I'm Spicestar..."

"and I'm Lightpaw..."

"AND THIS HAS BEEN WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!"

"Hey, what'd I miss?" Hawktalon asked.

"Oh, I don't know, just the WHOLE REST OF THE SHOW!" Lightpaw screeched.

"Blame Sandstorm! She's the one who threw a shoe at my eye!"

Silence...

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