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Here is the special episode I told you guys about. I just decided to do it now, cuz, ya know, I really wanted to do it.
WARRIORS: TRUTH OR DARE:
A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
"Hi everybody! I'm Willowheart..."
"I'm Hawktalon..."
"I'm Lightpaw..."
"I'm Spicestar..."
"I'M MOONKIT!"
"And this is: WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!"
*CUE CHEESY THEME MUSIC*
"Today we have a VERY special episode today. We have five dares, and commercials!" Willowheart said.
"BOO! NO COMMERCIALS!" a random cat from the audience yelled, then threw a shoe at Hawktalon.
"Hey! If you even misplace one little hair on my pelt, you better sleep with one eye open tonight!" He yelled at the audience member.
"PLEASE WELCOME TIGERSTAR, DARKSTRIPE, LONGTAIL, AND DUSTPELT!" Moonkit yelled. She then did a flying leap onto the button, and Tigerstar and friends appeared on the stage.
"Awwww! Why are we back here?" Dustpelt yelled.
"Hi guys! You're on a special episode of Warriors Truth or Dare!" Spicestar exclaimed.
"Yup! Tomorrow morning you are going to be on 'GOOD MORNING NEW YORK'!" Hawktalon exclaimed (A/N: If there actually is a show called Good Morning New York, I don't own it.).
"You will get the rest of the details from one of the backstage crew. We want this one to be a surprise for the viewers." Lightpaw mewed, then shoved the four of them backstage, and they just HAD to pull the curtains down too.
They fell onto the stage, and a backstage cat shrieked, then ran away. The other one who had been behind the curtains waved, then ran in the opposite direction. A black cat came onto the stage.
"Due to some, uh... technical difficulties... I guess... we're going to commercial."
*CUT TO FIRESTAR IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN WITH STARS ON IT*
"Hi. I'm Firestar, the fire that saved the Clans. I'm here to tell you about Firestar Flakes. The cereal that feels like a fire of flavor in your mouth." Firestar meowed.
A black cat came onto the screen, and whispered something in his ear.
"What do you mean? The curtains are up already? Fine, I'll leave." Firestar huffed and stalked off the screen, still carrying his Firestar Flakes in his mouth.
*CUT BACK TO OUR REGURLARLY SCHEDULED PROGORAMMING*
Lightpaw, Willowheart, Hawktalon, and Spicestar stood in front of neatly hung curtains, and Firestar sitting in a fifth red, fuzzy chair that magically appeared. He was stuffing most of his box of Firestar Flakes in a huge bowl with milk and a spoon in it.
"Now, we will continue with our next dare. Moonkit, please step forward." Willowheart said.
Moonkit bounced to the front of the stage.
"Here is a flamethrower." Spicestar said, then handed Moonkit a flamethrower.
"Now I zap you to Wal-Mart with my 'MAGICAL CRAZY APPRENTICE POWERS'." Lightpaw said, then pointed her tail at Moonkit.
She disappeared, then a huge TV screen rolled out. The blank screen cut to Moonkit sitting in front of Wal-Mart with her flamethrower, getting strange looks from shoppers.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Moonkit screeched, then lit up the flamethrower.
She then threw it at the door, and Wal-Mart burst into flames.
Moonkit watched her work proudly as people trampled everything around her to get out of the burning store.
Moonkit was then zapped back to the studio, still grinning like a maniac.
"That was fun! Can I do it again?" Moonkit asked, bouncing around the stage.
"Maybe later. Right now, we have another dare. Please welcome... FIRESTAR!" Spicestar exclaimed, and all four of the hosts pointed their tails at Firestar, who currently had his cheeks stuffed full of Firestar Flakes.
"Wha?" he asked, his voice muffled around the breakfast food.
Willowheart and Spicestar facepawed, Hawktalon was looking at himself in the mirror, and Lightpaw yelled "Now THAT is an entrance to be proud of!" then laughed her head off.
Firestar managed to swallow his food, then walked up to center stage grumbling to himself.
"Firestar, your dare is to blow up Wal-Mart, then blame it on Onestar." Lightpaw said, then chuckled to herself.
"Fine."
Firestar was zapped to Wal-Mart my Moonkit and her magical button. The firefighters had just arrived at the scene, and were blasting water at it.
Firestar grabbed his pile of dynamite (which Moonkit had so thoughtfully given him) and went through the steps.
Soon, he was ready, and jumped on the little bar thingy.
Wal-Mart blew up, scattering people, firetrucks, produce, walls, and barbies everywhere. Firestar landed on top of a little girl and her mom, and he handed her a barbie.
The screen went black for a minute, then cut to a video of Firestar holding up a sign that read 'ONESTAR BLEW UP WAL-MART'.
He was then zapped to the studio.
"That was kinda fun!" he meowed, then he and Moonkit skipped backstage to think up another way to torture that poor Wal-Mart's manager.
"Our next dare is for Princess!" Hawktalon yelled, then the plump kittypet was zapped onto the stage.
"WHERE AM I?" Princess yelled, and Lightpaw explained to her where she was.
"Your dare is to join ThunderClan, then eat all of the prey." Willowheart read from a little card, then pointed to Lightpaw. Lightpaw had temporarily taken over as SUPREME LORD OF THE BUTTON.
Lightpaw jumped on the button three times, and Princess was zapped to the ThunderClan camp.
"Hi! I'm Firestar's sister and I would like to join ThunderClan!" Princess exclaimed, only then realizing she was wearing a blue ball gown and a pink tiara.
"Umm..."
"Thanks!" Princess then ran over to the freshkill pile and managed to eat it all in a matter of minutes.
The rest of ThunderClan just sat there, gaping at her.
"Bye!" she yelled, then ran out.
"Our next two dares will be in the morning, so stay tuned!"
*CUT TO BLUESTAR IN THE STARCLAN CAMP*
"Are your nests too uncomfortable? Are they too hard to ticklish? Then you should get Bluestar's insta-nests! They're so easy to use! All you do is pull the string on the convenient little package and you have a little nest! Comes in warrior, apprentice, elder, and queen and kits sizes! Bluestar's insta-nests is not responsible for any injuries, maimings, or killings that result from using these products."
*CUT TO YOUR REGURLARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING*
"Why are we up at five a.m.?" Hawktalon asked sleepily.
"Because we have to see Tigerstar's singing group on Good Morning New York!" a perfectly awake Willowheart said. "Why do early morning shows have to be so early in the morning?" Lightpaw complained.
"SHHH! It's starting!" Spicestar said, gesturing wildly in Lightpaw's direction, but ended up whacking Hawktalon in the face.
The cats watched in silence for a few minutes.
"Coming up next is a performance by the greatest band in the history of the world: TIGERSTAR AND THE WAFFLES!" the newscaster said, and the show cut to commercial.
When the show was back on, the background were huge light-up words that read: TIGERSTAR AND THE WAFFLES.
Tigerstar, dressed in waffle suit, came onto the stage, followed by Dustpelt, Longtail, and Darkstripe, who were also dressed as waffles.
They started dancing around the stage like a little kid band.
"DO-DO-DO-DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? DO-DO-DO-DO LIKE WAFFLES?" Tigerstar sang, then the four of them were chased away by angry TV crew people.
"Sorry about that disturbing display. We can move on to the next dare now." Willowheart said.
"Our last dare is for every crew cat, and backstage hosts, and StarClan to eat catnip." Lightpaw mewed.
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
"I AM BLUEYSTAR!" Bluestar sang.
"Does my butt look big to you?" Firestar asked Lightpaw.
"No not at all! UNICORN PRINCESS!" Lightpaw yelled, then ran over to Thunderstar.
"I am no lowly unicorn princess! I am the king of BUTTERFLYPLAZA!" Thundestar yelled.
Meanwhile, Russetfur and Crookedstar were pretending to be airplanes in front of the green screen, which had a video of the sky projected onto it.
"ONWARDS, MY TRUSTY STEED!" Spicestar yelled from on top of his host chair.
The screen cut to the other camera, which Bronzewing, the camera cat, was wresting with.
The screen cut to the overhead camera, where Willowheart was organizing a game of capture the flag on the cat walks. The flags were a big harness and a big metal tube.
"Screaming Willows, ATTACK!" Willowheart yelled.
"Vicious Hawks, ATTACK!" Hawktalon yelled, and the two teams charged at each other.
The screen cut back down to Blazeheart's camera, where an all-out donut war was happening.
Blazeheart, in the middle of her ballet solo, knocked her camera over, and the screen went black.
The view cut to the overhead camera, just in time to see the Vicious Hawks' flag, the big metal tube, come crashing into the camera, so that one broke too.
Bronzewing's camera was the last one left, so the screen cut to her's. But she had just decided to hurl her camera to the ground, so it broke too.
Well, I guess that's the end of our VERY special episode.
Word Count: 1,466. I know because I never put my AU in my word documents. Then just minus 8 words because of the title, then walla! 1,466!
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