I am so sorry for not updating! My family just got our pool up so I've been obsessed with that. Then my cat died. It was sad, but she was old and was loosing weight fast, and she died in her sleep. So at least she died peacefully.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Warriors, the FBI, or gangnum style.

WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE: YELLOWFANG, FBI, AND GANGNAM STYLE

"Hi everyone! I'm Willowheart..."

"I'm Lightpaw..."

"I'm Spicestar..."

"I'm Hawktalon..."

"I'M MOONKIT!"

"AND THIS IS WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!"

"Today our contestant is... YELLOWFANG!" Willowheart meowed, and the audience erupted in applause.

Who doesn't love a grouchy old she-cat who'll bite your ears off at a moment's notice?

Moonkit jumped on the button and Yellowfang appeared wearing black heeled combat boots.

"What are these things?" Yellowfang asked.

"We're not sure." Lightpaw explained.

"Your first dare is to go into Wal-Mart dressed as a twoleg with shades, then hitch a ride in someone's cart. When the person asks what you are doing, point this super soaker," Hawktalon threw her a super soaker, "and yell 'FBI! FREEZE!'" Hawktalon finished.

"MOONKIT! THE BUTTON!" Spicestar and Willowheart chorused.

Yellowfang was zapped onto the TV screen, which was filming the front of Wal-Mart.

She casually strolled into the store, and hopped into the child seat of a lady's cart.

Yellowfang sat there for at least five minutes while the lady kept giving her strange looks.

"What are you doing?" the lady asked.

"FBI! FREEZE!" Yellowfang shrilled, pulled out her super soaker, and then blasted the lady with it.

The lady ran away screaming, soaking wet and still being blasted with the water from the super soaker.

Yellowfang then ran for the door, pointing the super soaker at random shoppers while cackling evilly.

Yellowfang was then zapped back to the studio.

"Your next dare is to dance to gangnam style in front of all the StarClan cats."

Yellowfang was then zapped to a stage with thousands of starry cats in front of it.

Then the music started up, and Yellowfang started to do the dance.

By the time she was halfway done, the security cats had to stop crazy fans from jumping on her and crushing her.

A gray cat managed to get past the security guards, and lept onto Yellowfang. It took Firestar, Bluestar, Mousefur, Crookedstar, Oakheart and three other cats to pry off the crazed fan.

When Yellowfang was zapped back to the Warriors Truth or Dare studio, she had shades and was surrounded by three huge black cats.

"Sup." she said, and gave a slight nod of her head.

"Um..." Spicestar said.

Then another crazed fan came running out from backstage and lept at Yellowfang, but her bodyguards knocked her aside.

"And I guess that concludes this very unique episode of Warriors Truth or Dare!" Lightpaw said.

"I'M MOONKIT!"

BAM!

PLEASE REVIEW WITH DARES! I HAVE LOST OF CATS REQUESTED!

FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BURN CD'S OF THE SINGLE 'DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES' BY TIGERSTAR AND THE WAFFLES.

-XxWarriorsrockxX-