ANOTHER SPECIAL EPISODE FOR YOU GUYS!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN WAL-MART OR ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE!

THE CLANS RAID WAL-MART

"Hey everyone! Today we have another special episode in store for you guys!" Spicestar said.

"That's not how you're supposed to introduce the show, bozo!" Lightpaw yelled. "Now start over!"

"I'm Spicestar..."

"I'm Lightpaw..."

"I'm Willowheart..."

"I'm Hawktalon..."

"I'M MOONKIT!"

"And this is Warriors Truth or Deer!" Spicestar yowled.
"How did you ever become leader?" Willowheart asked.

"Honestly, I'm not sure..." Spicestar trailed off.

"Anyways, we have a special episode today!" Willowheart said.

"Why do we always have special episodes? They take so much more work." Hawktalon whined.

"Today we are going to dare ThunderClan, WindClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, StarClan, and SkyClan to raid Wal-Mart! Now to commercials while we round up the Clans!" Lightpaw exclaimed. "MOONKIT, THE BUTTON!"

*CUT TO COMMERCIALS*

The four original leaders of the Clans appeared in front of studio green screen, which was projected as a cave.

"Have you ever wondered how Cinderpelt became Cinderheart?" Windstar asked.

"That's because of Reincarnation Inc." Shadowstar added.

"Reincarnation Inc. gives cats a second chance at life." Thunderstar said.

"We are the head of the agency and-" Riverstar was cut off by a black backstage cat whispering something in his ear. "Oh. Well, this is awkward. Apparently no cats are supposed to know about the agency, so uh, bu-bye now."

*CUT BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING*

The screen was of the six Clans, all shoved into a medium sized gray room which was about two sizes too small. They all had their attention focused on a huge screen at the front of the room, which showed our four hosts in the studio.

"Cats of all Clans! Dead and living, short and tall, skinny and fat-" Hawktalon was cut off by Lightpaw cuffing him over the head, much like a mentor to an apprentice.

"Lets just cut to the chase. All you cats in that gray room are going to raid Wal-Mart. You will be transported there in five seconds." Lightpaw said bluntly.

The cats muttered amongst themselves for five seconds, then there was a 'POOF' and the room was empty.

The screen cut to the Clans in front of Wal-Mart. All of them were just standing there awkwardly, receiving strange looks from shoppers, because, lets face it, it's not very often you see about 1,000 cats standing in front of your local Wal-Mart.

The 10 leaders let out a battle cry, and plunged into Wal-Mart with their cats following them.

Windstar was running around with a backpack on her which was filled with toilet paper. Thunderstar and Shadowstar were decked out in foam armor with a few StarClan friends and were arguing over who got the Woman's section for their Clan. Riverstar, Graystripe, and Mistystar were taking turns bathing in the drinking fountain. Bramblestar, Blackstar, Firestar, Onestar, Skystar, and Leafstar were playing capture the flag with a few other cats. Sharpclaw and Squirrelflight were fighting over a pile of bananas while a group of kits looked on, then joined in. Rowanclaw, Ashfoot, Reedwisker and a few of their living clanmates were having a three way war over the meat counter. A whole bunch of StarClan cats, including Bluestar, Crookedstar, Nightstar, and Tallstar, were stampeding around the store yowling 'THE DARK FOREST IS COMING! THE DARK FOREST IS COMING!'. And this whole time the poor Wal-Mart shoppers and employees were forced to leave the store.

"Thanks for watching, everybody! Once again, I'm Willowheart..."

"I'm Hawktalon..."

"I'm Spicestar..."
"I'm Lightpaw..."

"I'M MOONKIT!"

"AND THIS HAS BEEN... WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!"

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