Black*Star: Hello readers!

Glammie: Black*Star, where the hell is Kid?

Black*Star: Hmmm...

(Both hear thumping in the closet)

(Finds Kid tied up.)

Glammie: What did you do?

Black*Star: Kid needs to know that Im the biggest star here. At least he is symmetrical.

Glammie: True, I do not own Soul Eater; however, I will have my wicked way with Kid right now.

Black*Star: And to Hurader. We will explain in good time my friend.

Love Drunk:

Maka was a mess. The after effects of the Pumpkin Canon left her with the stability of a new born baby fawn. She tripped every three steps and caught herself on a lot of things. She was currently going face first onto the dance floor when a pair of strong arms caught her. She turned around to see whom they belonged to.

Maka: (Slurring) Arusa!

Arusa: (Pulling her upright) Um...Maka I never knew you to be a clumsy person, so why are you walking like Bambi?

Maka: Thats a specific reference.

Arusa: Just answer the damn question.

Maka: Well, there was this drink and I thought it was virgin. Now poof, I keep doing these random gravity checks.

Arusa: Ok, I think I heard enough. You are coming with me.

Maka: Where are we going?

Arusa: Home.

They walked over to where the rest of the girls were currently sitting.

Maka: Hey guys, Arusa is taking me home.

Tsubaki: Ok Maka. You guys be safe.

Once they were outside of the club, Arusa grabbed Make and led her to his car.

Maka: I didnt know you could drive.

Arusa: Surprises surprises. Now get in, I need you safe.

Maka slid into the passenger seat and buckled in.

Arusa stared to drive away from the club while Maka stared out the window. They were getting close to where Maka lives, but Arusa kept on driving.

Maka: Uhhh...Arusa we passed my house.

Arusa: I never said I was taking you to your house.

Maka: You said I was going home.

Arusa: No, I said "Home" that was a vague statement.

Maka just "hmmped" and crossed her arms.

They drove a bit longer until they got to an apartment building. Arusa pulled into a parking spot and stopped the car.

Arusa:( Looking at Maka pout like a five year old) Get out the car you baby.

Maka:(Unbuckling her seat belt and sticking her tongue out at him) I am not a baby.

Arusa: Yet, you just proved my point.

He led her upstairs to an apartment.

Arusa: Welcome to my lair.

Maka giggled as she looked around. It was neat and nicely furnished. It did not look like a teenage boy lived here.

Arusa:( Watching her face) What were you expecting? Pizza boxes and porn everywhere?

Maka:(Blushing) No. Its just-

Arusa: I was joking, Baka. (Using the nickname he gave her.)

He walked behind a door and came back with a T-shirt and basketball shorts.

Arusa: You can sleep in this.

Maka:( Taking the clothes out his hand) Thanks.

She walked in the bathroom and came out with the clothes on.

Arusa: Follow me.

They walked towards the door that Arusa went to get the clothes from.

Arusa: This is my room. Since its the only bedroom in the apartment, you are sleeping here.

Maka: (Looking confused) But, where are you sleeping?

Arusa: Trust me, my couch is more comfortable than it looks. (Grinning)

Maka: If you say so.

Arusa: Just get some sleep.

Arusa exited and closed the door behind him. Maka climbed into bed and grabbed one of the pillows. It smelled just like him.

Maka: (Thinking to herself) I wish it was him.

She blinked at the thought. Where did that come from? She had never thought of Arusa in that way.

As Maka sat there thinking, there was a knock on the door.

Arusa: Maka? (Opening the door a bit)

He saw her on the bed sitting up.

Arusa: Sorry, I have to grab something.

He walked over to the nightstand and grabbed a bottle. He was beginning to exit the room when Maka called him.

Maka: Arusa, I feel awful about you not sleeping in your bed.

Arusa: Maka, I keep telling you its fine.

Maka: What if you just stay with me?

Arusa: I think that that would not be appropriate.

Maka: (Confused) Why not?

Arusa: Because I think that you have had too much to drink tonight.

Maka: But were both single. Its not like we would be hurting anyone.

Arusa: Maka, if you still want me this way when you sober up, we will talk this out.

Maka: (Pouting) Fine.

Arusa: Go to sleep ,you little five year old.

Maka blew raspberries as he closed the door. Arusa laughed and looked at the pills he had in his hand.

Arusa:(Thinking) This is for her.

( With Soul, Black*Star and Kid)

Soul: Thats it you are so dead.

Kid: Bring it on Shark Boy.

Soul: Now behold the true power.

Black*Star watched as these assholes sat there making fools of themselves as they played Mortal Kombat.

Black*Star: I call winners.

Kid: Star you have lost every round since we started playing.

Black*Star: I have not. The controller has just been a little messed up. I keep telling you guys, I do not play with inverted controls.

Soul: (Rolling his eyes while staring at the TV) Sure dude. That is so uncool to blame your failure on a controller.

Black*Star: Failure?! One who will surpass god does not know the meaning of the word.

Kid: No Star, you dont know what that means cause you are illiterate.

Black*Star sat confused at the comment while Soul and Kid laughed. They played a little longer until Kid, completely and effectively, kicked major ass, beating everyone.

Soul: This sucks.

Kid: Someone sounds like a sore loser.

Black*Star: Yeah, we need new people to play with us.

Soul: Well, Crona is too afraid of his own shadow to do anything with us.

Black*Star: What about that kid...Arusa?

Soul:(Smirking) Oh you mean the male version of Maka.

Kid: That guy gives me the creeps.

Soul: Why is that?

Kid: I guess he seems so secretive. Besides, do out see the way he looks at Maka?

Black*Star: Are you sure its nothing asymmetrical? (Joking)

Kid: Symmetry is nothing to joke about. There is something about Arusa and I intend to find out.

Extras:

Kid: Finally I make the cut.

Glammie: Shush... you knew I could not leave you out of this.

Kid: True, I heard you got 2 favorites and 7 followers.

Glammie: And I am proud.

Kid: Thanks to those kind people and please review.