This is a story I adopted from Spider-man999. So the first few chapters are mostly his work but I have added a bit to them
Disclaimer I own nothing.
Chapter 7: The transvestite fight?
"So are we going to fight or not?" Cade asked the shocked Charlotte.
"Yeah I'm not the kind of guy that likes to stand here all day." Ben said.
"O…f…course…" Charlotte said shaken by the music.
Quickly, Ben activated the Ultimatrix, set the dial and slammed it down. After the flash of green light, Ben was replaced by a tall and lanky cycloptic creature made out of purple rock like Diamondhead. Pink stones stuck out of his back like spikes and one stuck out of his forehead like a horn. This new form struck a fighting pose.
"Chromastone!" the form shouted.
Cade activated his own Ultimatrix, set the dial and slammed it down. After a flash of red light, Cade turned into Diamondhead.
"Diamondhead!" the form cried.
Aizen raised his eyebrow with interest at these new forms. Chromastone and Diamondhead, as Ben and Cade called them, Chromastone seemed to be made of rock, but its scrawny frame clearly indicated that it made more powers than just Chromastone's body. He was curious to see what Ben could do with this form. And as for Diamondhead his body seems to be muscular and made of crystals indicated that it made more powers than just Diamondhead's body. He was also curious to see what Cade could do with this form.
But for the most part, none of the people seeing Ben and Cade for the first time were particularly impressed with these forms. They didn't look intimidating and was rather a disappointment. In fact, Baraggan thought Ben and Cade was mocking him by turning into a weak and a strong looking form. Charlotte on the other hand, didn't look bothered one bit. In fact, he seemed rather interested in Chromastone and Diamondhead.
"Ah," he said while running a hand through his own hair. "So you have decided to compete with my beauty by turning into a form made of precious stones and crystals, Ben Tennyson and Cade Shanley?" he asked. "I'm sorry but there is no beauty in all creation that can compare to mine." He then let out giggle.
Chromastone blinked at him. "Beauty? Uh, sorry pal I think you need to get a reality check. It's kinda freaking me out."
"Yeah!" Diamondhead agreed "You're ugly! You're so ugly that when you enter a Hall of Mirrors in a carnival or fair you break every mirror that comes close to your face!"
Nnoitra, Grimmjow, Grimmjow's Fraccion, and anyone else that could started laughing at Chromastone's comment and Diamondhead's joke.
"Now they finally get it." Diamondhead said to himself.
Now it was Charlotte's turn to blink at Chromastone and Diamondhead. "Oh my," he gasped. Then he walked up to Chromastone and Diamondhead, who naturally took a step back. Charlotte looked at Chromastone and Diamondhead for moment, brought his hands back, and slapped Chromastone and Diamondhead right across the face.
Being made of silicon, Chromastone and Diamondhead hardly felt the slap. But they were still thrown off the fact that the guy actually slapped them. Just how bad did this guy think he was a woman?
"How dare you?" Charlotte yelled, obviously very offended by Chromastone's words and Diamondhead's joke. "What right do you have to judge a person by their appearance?"
To be perfectly honest, Charlotte did have a point. Ben and Cade had plenty of encounters with weird people and aliens. But then again, none of them had ever acted like the opposite of their gender before, so Charlotte was something. And in a disturbingly bad way.
"Come on, already," Grimmjow yelled. "We came to see a fight, not some beauty contest. Start fighting."
"Hmph," Charlotte said with his hands on his hips and nose up in a girly manner. "Fine then," he huffed. Then he turned to face Ben and Diamondhead. "I guess it's time to start now isn't it?" he winked at Chromastone and Diamondhead, causing Chromastone and Diamondhead to blanch.
With that, Charlotte leaped high up into the air. Chromastone looked up and saw him flipping back down to where he was standing while Diamondhead had dodge knowing something bad is about to happen.
"Beautiful Charlotte Cuulhourne's Miracle Sweet Ultra Funky Fantastic Dramatic Romantic Sadistic Erotic Exotic Athletic Guillotine Attack!"
Chromastone had been too baffled by the long and pointless adjectives that Charlotte was shouting out, that he had almost failed to noticed that Charlotte was now right above him bring his sword down. Chromastone managed to leap out of the way in time and flied much to everyone's shock. But he looked down to see a giant gust of sound that burst from the ground when Charlotte struck down with his sword. His eye widened. This guy may be a little cracked in the head, but he was certainly strong. While Diamondhead witness this he knew now that he and Chromastone had to be more careful.
"Ah," Charlotte said, smiling at Chromastone's and Diamondhead's amazed expression. "I see my beautiful technique has left you completely speechless."
"No," Chromastone said as he landed down. "Not really." With that, Chromastone raised his hands and fired what appeared to be a rainbow colored beam of energy out of them and right into Charlotte's stunned face. The blast knocked him backwards and fell butt first on the desert's sand.
"Sorry to tell you this bub." Diamondhead said as he walked up to Charlotte who was trying to get up. "Me and Ben had a lot of practice in this form." As he raised both his hands up and caused three diamond pillars to rise up. And then slammed his hands down causing the pillars to slammed on the shocked Charlotte.
"Interesting," Szayel said as he looked at Chromastone and Diamondhead. "Judging from the fact that the beam Ben shot was rainbow colored and had absolutely nothing to do with a Cero, I'd say that this 'Chromastone' has the ability to absorb energy and convert it into offensive blasts and can fly. Quite impressive actually. Now on to this 'Diamondhead' has Crystalkinesis and Crystal Generation and by his body I say he also has super human strength also impressive"
Apache shrugged as she overheard Szayel. "So they got some moves. Big deal."
Grimmjow snorted. "So they picked a rock and crystal aliens that shoots rainbow beams and controls crystals? Tch. That's pathetic. I liked it better when they used things like that Humungousaur that beat up Yammy."
This got the attention of the all the other Fraccion. No one had bothered to tell them that Ben and Cade could fight on par with an Espada. Not even Grimmjow's own Fraccion were told about this. They looked at Ben and Cade with greater interest.
Charlotte brushed the sand off his clothes and looked at Chromastone and Diamondhead. "Not bad, Ben Tennyson and Cade Shanley. Seems this is a fight to see who can pull off the more beautiful technique."
Ben and Cade were really starting to regret choosing Chromastone and Diamondhead. Every time they made a move, Charlotte would misinterpret it as an attempt to upstage them in "beauty". Ben and Cade shivered at the thought. They had to hurry up and end this fight now. Chromastone charged at Charlotte, ready to punch him. Charlotte dodged out of the way and swung his sword. It clanged off Chromastone's silicon body. Charlotte tried to strike again, but Chromastone charged forward, grabbing Charlotte with surprising strength for his scrawny size and slammed Charlotte into the ground. He fired another rainbow colored blast, but Charlotte tried to dodge but Diamondhead wrapped some crystals around his feet making him unable to move but block the rainbow beam. This time the blast didn't hurt him.
"You caught me off guard with your little technique before, Ben Tennyson," Charlotte said. "But now that I know, it won't work on me again."
"Oh yeah?" Diamondhead said "Than how about this?"
Diamondhead shot crystal shards at Charlotte much to his shock as the crystals come in contact with him they exploded giving Diamondhead to turn his arm into a sword and hit Charlotte on the face with the side of hid blade but didn't kill him.
This gave Chromastone and Diamondhead had to think of something fast. Well, it looked like Chromastone and Diamondhead was no use against this guy, so they'd have to use a different alien. Touching the Ultimatrix dial, Ben and Cade transformed. This time, they transformed into what appeared to be a pile of slime in humanoid form. A strange UFO floating above their heads.
"Goop!" the aliens yelled in high pitched voice.
"Ugh!" Charlotte cried in disgust upon seeing both Goops. "What…what are those disgusting things?"
"Hey!" the Goops yelled at Charlotte. "We have names you know!"
Baraggan snorted in annoyance. "Are you trying to mock me you brats, by transforming into these ridiculous aliens?"
"Hey, Goop is a good choice," Goop/Ben snapped at Baraggan. "I'll prove it, too. Ready Cade?"
"Ready Ben!" Goop/Cade shouted to his friend.
With that, both Goops made their bodies lose their humanoid shape and shot forward at Charlotte by fusing together, the UFO devices seeming to follow them as they did. Charlotte swung his sword, but it simply passed through the Goops' slimy bodies. Charlotte recoiled as he regarded both Goops like they were some kind of germs. But soon, both Goops wrapped themselves around Charlotte's body, completely immobilizing him. Everyone else watched as Charlotte struggled to break free of the slimy situation he was in. One, it was disgusting and two, it was ugly. For someone like Charlotte, having something so ugly is so close to him was torture.
"Let go of me!" Charlotte practically screamed. He tried to flay his limbs, but both Goops had wrapped them up pretty tight.
"Say uncle!" Goop/Ben taunted, amused at how Charlotte was freaking out.
"And we'll let go and I am a man of my word." Goop/Cade taunted.
"Fascinating!" Szayel cried. "This form seems to be some kind of polymorph. Lacking an solid structure, Ben and Cade are capable of morphing this form to their needs. And the fact that it's immune to any kind of physical attack makes it even more useful of a form than at first glance. Oh, Ben and Cade you naughty boys, keeping such useful forms up your sleeves."
Harribel nodded in agreement with Szayel. It was rather clever for Ben and Cade to have a form like Goop around.
"Do you see that girls?" she asked Apache, Mila-Rose, and Sun-Sun. "Benjamin and Cade are resourceful young men."
Mila-Rose silently admitted that she had to agree with Harribel. The boys were definitely full of surprises. And the fact that most opponents would drop their guard due to Ben's and Cade's human appearance only gave them one more advantage in a fight. She could not deny that Ben and Cade were very valuable to the cause. Then she found herself wondering what these humans side was like.
When Sun-Sun had set eyes on Ben and Cade, she could see something about them. Something that made you want to believe that no matter how hard the odds were, they would come out on top. She realized it was the type of feeling that Arrancar felt around Aizen.
Apache on the other hand, just laughed out loud. "Come on, Harribel-sama," she said. "Their only doing this good cause their battling Charlotte of all people. That drag queen is too vain and full of himself to be a challenge to anyone. I'll respect these kids after I see what they can do in a real fight."
Unfortunately, her comment did not go unnoticed by Baraggan, who was now fuming by Apache's words.
"It would be best if you were to keep your Fraccion's tongues in check, Harribel," he said to her.
Harribel turned her head to face Baraggan. "And perhaps it would have been best for you to not have underestimated Benjamin Tennyson and Cade Shanley."
Baraggan grit his teeth. He had to do something or he was going to be disgraced in front of the other Espada. He knew that he had to tip this in his favor.
"Alright, Cuulhourne!" he yelled to Charlotte. "That'll do for the warm up."
"Warm up?" Goop/Ben yelled. "Can't you just admit that we were winning the fight?"
"Yeah we were winning and you were losing the end." Goop/Cade yelled.
"Because you both used some slime alien form due to the fact that you both were too cowardly to trade blows with Cuulhourne?" Baraggan asked. "I think not. I have someone else in mind for you two to fight."
Truth be told, Baraggan had actually expected Charlotte to have defeated the brats long before now. He hadn't counted on the boys using a form like Goop. But to be honest, he should've known better than to send Charlotte out there. He had always deemed the man the most useless of his Fraccion. His was too vain and too fearful of ugly things to be of any true use. No, Baraggan should've known to send a much more capable dragon to fight these cocky brats.
But which one? He could easily send his most powerful Fraccion to deal with the brat, but he had stated that his weaker members could defeat Ben and Cade. And using one of his stronger Fraccion would be a waste of time and it would be over too quickly. He wanted to watch this Ben Tennyson and Cade Shanley suffer as well as watch Aizen be proven wrong for the first time in his life.
Now which to use. Baraggan thought as he looked at each of his Fraccion.
The first among them was a tall man with white mask covering most of his face except for his mouth and his long blonde hair. A rapier was at his side as well as blade attached to his wrists. This man was Findor, the strategist of Baraggan's Fraccion.
The next one was the shortest of the group, the one with the young and rather girlish appearance. His clothing was a mandarin style jacket, sleeves rolled up on his elbows, and an upturned collar. His clothes, combined with the tiger skull on his head made him fierce. He was Ggio Vega, one of Baraggan's closer Fraccion. And he loved a good fight.
The next two were the biggest of Baraggan's Fraccion. The first one was massive and wore a helmet with short tusks protruding from the sides. The second one was extremely tall and had a resemblance to a tall and muscular Chinese monk. He had strange attachment to his chin that had two horn like structures prod out from either side. They were Nirgge Parduoc and Choe Neng Pow.
The last one was the one who had asked him if Ben and Cade were the one they were supposed to fight. He wore no jacket, which showed the red tattoos over his body. He wore a beak like helmet on his head. His name was Avirama Redder and he was most likely the most battle crazy of Baraggan's Fraccion.
Baraggan considered his options. He was certain that Choe could easily defeat Ben and Cade. Not even Humungousaur could compete with Choe's true power. But if he sent Choe, the others would consider him a coward to not sending someone Ben or Cade could hold their own against. He could send Nirgge, but he had a feeling that Humungousaur could take care of him. That left Findor, Ggio, or Avirama.
"Avirama Redder!" Baraggan yelled. "Crush them!"
"Yes, Lord Baraggan!" Avirama yelled. "It shall be done!"
With that, he walked forward. Realizing that he had a new opponent, both Goops released Charlotte and defused. Charlotte fell on his knees and began brushing himself off as he try to make sure that he didn't have a trace of Goop left on him. Baraggan looked at Charlotte disdainfully.
"I will deal with you later, Cuulhourne." He said with contempt. Charlotte wilted at the glare he was receiving. Ben and Cade couldn't help but feel sorry for Charlotte. Cade also thought how much of a jerk is he?
"Alright!" the one called Avirama yelled. "Gonna hurt you, gonna hurt you, gonna kill you!"
Goop/Ben tilted his head in confusion. "Uh, what in the world are you doing?"
Goop/Cade also tilted his head in confusion "Maybe he's doing some stupid dance."
Avirama looked at both Goops like they were crazy. "What are you, retarded? It's not a dance. It's a ritual. The three of us shout what we're gonna do to each other to get in the mood. Come on! Gonna hurt you. Gonna hurt you. Gonna kill you!"
If both Goops could roll their eyes, they would have. This guy looked stupid and violent. And he had a habit of yelling what he wanted to do to Ben and Cade. That's when an idea came to Ben. He knew just the form to use against this guy so he informed Cade.
"No way!" Goop/Cade said. "I'm not going to turn into that idiot!"
"Cade!" Goop/Ben said annoyed at him "We need to break rock with rock and fight fire with fire."
Goop/Cade sighed in defeat "Alright." Goop/Ben nodded his head in response.
Touching the Ultimatrix, they transformed. In their place was a tailless, muscular, humanoid tiger. Rather big claws were in the middle of their hands and thye had a vicious look in their eyes.
"RATH!" they yelled.