Glammie: Hey you guys!

Akise: Hey Glammie, I heard you finished Future Diary in 2 days.

Glammie: Danm skippy, and guess what.

Akise: What?

Glammie: You're my favorite character.

Akise: Is it because my voice actor is the same as Kid and Natsu's?

Glammie: That 60% of it.

Akise: On that note, Glammiegirl328 does not own Soul Eater.

Glammie: But, I did make Co-Captain on my cheer squad.

Akise: Congrats.

Birthing Books and Breathing Classes

It had been almost 4 months since the battle between the DWMA and the kishin Kokona. Life had started to go normal. Well, besides Maka and Arusa still not getting together. They seemed to be friendly for the sake of the baby, but it didn't go farther than friends. However, you could see the longing in Arusa's eyes. He missed her and everyone could see it but Maka.

Maka had her mind set on one thing, her child. Well, children. Maka had foind out in her first ultrasound that she would be having twins. She had eecided to keep the genders a mystery until their birth. Anything else was on the back burner, especially a relationship.

Of course she still spoke to Arusa, but that was just friendly banter. It was nothing really major to her. Mostly they talked about the pregnancy, and things they still had to do.

One, was the lamaze classes she was taking. Maka hated every second of it. However, Arusa found it hilarious. Especially when the teacher came over to help Maka with her breathing. The look of annoyance on her face was priceless. He chuckled a bit which naturally got him a Makachop to the skull. The blunt trauma reminded him that Maka's not allowed to have books in the hospital because he doesn't know how many chops he can safely take before he's lying in a bed next to her.

Maka: And that's your reasoning for not giving me the opportunity to read?

Arusa:(Putting his hands up) Hey, I'm just doing what's best for me.

Maka: I think what would be best for you is to wait outside the room for the beginning anyway.

Arusa: Why's that?

Maka: Because, I can't be accounted for what I say to you.

Asura: Oh come on, it can't be that painful. You fought me with broken ribs and a bruised body.

Maka: This is totally different. I'm sorry but you try pooping out a watermelon and tell me how that feels.

Arusa: I'll pass, but that give me an idea.

Maka: What?

Arusa: I'll tell you tomorrow.

Maka:(Shrugging) Whatever.

(The Next Day)

Maka sat in her apartment, watching a movie, when there was a knock on the door.

Maka:(Walking towards the door) Who is it?

Arusa: Me.

Maka rolled her eyes as she recognized the voice. She opened the door and was greeted by Arusa's back.

Maka:(Clearing her throat) Can I help you?

Arusa: I told you that you gave me an idea. (Turning around) See?

Maka looked shocked and then started giggling hysterically.

Arusa decided that he was going to understand how Maka felt by wearing a fake baby bump. It only made her laugh harder when he posed with it.

Maka: Who the hell gave you that idea?

Arusa: Dadding for Dumbasses.

Maka: Seems legit. Did you walk here like that? (Moving aside to let him in)

Arusa: Yup! (Stating proudly) Accidentally spilled water on my pants and some guy thought my water broke.

They both looked at each other with serious faces, and then began to laugh to the point where it looked like someone had muted their voices as they clapped like idiotic seals.

Maka:(Wiping away a tear) Ok, can you tell me the point of your little exercise?

Arusa: Like I said, I wanna see how you feel.

Maka: Really? (Raising an eyebrow)

Arusa: Yeah.

Maka: Well then.

She walked over towards him and put her hands on his chest. Without any warning, she pinched his nipples really hard.

Arusa: Ouch! ( Stepoing back and rubbing his chest) What was that for?

Maka: Well, for one, my boobs are aching.

Arusa: Yeah, but why did you pinch me?

Maka: You were the one who wanted to know what I felt like. (Pouting) So you don't care?

Arusa:( Waving his hands) No, no , no , no, I was just a bit surprised that's all.

Maka:(Beaming) Great, now go drink two bottles of water.

Arusa: Wha-why?

Maka: Well, your going to see what peeing constantly is like.

Arusa: Why do I feel like your getting sadistic pleasure from this?

Maka:(Smirking and seating herself on the couch) Because I am.

Arusa: Just evil.

For the next couple of hours Arusa was put through all the troubles Maka faced, from peeing a lot, sore feet, courtesy of Maka stepping on them, and fake vomiting, Maka making him hold soup in his mouth for 2 minutes then spitting it out into a trashcan. He was physically exhausted by the time they were finished.

Arusa: Can I go home now? (Looking at Maka with pleading eyes)

Maka: Your such a pansy. I have to deal with this everyday.

Arusa: That's why I love you for it.

He noticed Maka's cheeks light up a bit.

Arusa: Maka-

Maka: No, we're not going to dicuss this now.

Arusa: Maka, I miss you. We've been broken up for four months and it feels like an eternity.

Maka: I know. I still love you too, but it's hard to trust someone who lied to you about who they were.

Arusa: Yes, I know I've lied about my true identity, but my feelings for you are real.

Maka: I'll think about it Arusa.

Arusa: Thank you.

(The Next Day)

Maka sat there watching tv. Since there was no class for the week because they were nearing Lord Death's favorite holiday, Halloween. So, Maka had gotten really acquainted with daytime television. One show in particular, a talk show where the most disgusting people go on to find the baby's father and things of thst nature, was Maka's favorite.

Today's episode was titled, "Does your man think you're fat?"

The couples werejust a bunch of women who had let themselves go. Most of them said that they noticed him ignoring them when they had started getting larger in their pregnancies.

This struck a nerve in Maka. She wanted to be with Arusa soon, she couldn't bare some other girl having him. What if he thought she was fat and disgusting? Maybe he's only being nice to her for the babies' sake. Maka did think she was a bit large when she looked in the mirror today. She couldn't see her feet at all, at this point.

All these insecurities buzzed through Maka's head as she heard a knock on the door. She knew who it was before she opened the door.

Arusa:(Smiling) Hey. (Looking over her face) Hey, what's wrong? It looks like your about to cry.

Maka:(Blinking back tears) Tell me the truth about something?

Arusa: Anything. (Looking concerned)

Maka: How appalling is my weight to you?

Arusa: Appalling? Maka where did this come from?

Maka: Guys leave their girlfriends a lot because they "let themselves go"

Arusa grabbed her hand and led her to her room with the full length mirror.

Arusa: Maka look at yourself.

She hesitantly looked at her reflection.

Arusa: See that pretty girl in my arms? She is the woman I love.

Maka blushed a bit.

Arusa:(Placing his hands on her belly) This "fat" that she is talking about are our children, who will be as perfect as she is.

Maka felt some tears slip out.

Arusa: I don't care how big she thinks she is. She is beautiful to me. I would never leave her for anyone. The only other girl I will ever share my heart with is the one that calls her mommy.

At this point Maka was balling, both from what he said and her pregnancy hormones.

Maka: Do you wanna know what I miss about being your girlfriend?

Arusa: What?

Maka: This. (Kissing him on the lips) Can we start over?

Arusa:(Smiling) Nothing would make happier. (Kissing her again)

Extras:

Glammie: Ok you guys, I'm pooped after my class. Teaching dance is exhausting, but I needed to give you guys a chapter. I'm happy they're back together.

Akise: Why are you happy, you knew this would happen.

Glammie: Actually most chapters I just wing it.

Akise: Interesting, now onto the shout outs.

MinaBlahBlahBlahAnimeFan: Ok, I'll add it to my repertoire of names. Can you think of another one for twins?

Hatter Quicktype: My dear sweet Hatter, I'm glad you like my humor. It makes me happy to know you love and laugh at the things I put in this story to make people smile. Keep it up. Oh and you got your twins. Can't think of names either, so we're both in the same boat.

Comet1998: No kidding. I hate/ love my school so it's bittersweet. Of course I would not let homework and school things completely trump my writing. You guys are more important.

Guest 9/16/13 : I'm assuming your the same person, so thank you so much for your reviews. I loved getting them. So, big Whoop Whoop to ya. Also can you make your guest name a bit original so I know it's you?

Guesty Guest: Yes Maka and Asura forever! So glad that you reviewed and that you think my story is awesome. You sure know how to make a writer feel special.

Guest 10/2/13: Thanks for your idea. I'll get back to you on it.

Glammie: Ok guys, I only got a couple of names to choose from for the twins. If you want to help me, Give Me A Name You Like, Please!

Akise: So far we have: Alicia, Kaura and Akito.

Glammie: So if you like these name or can think of another one, let me know.

Akise: Also don't forget to hit that button and leave a nice little review for Glammie. It makes her day.

Glammie: Right! It's equivalent to the feeling I had yesterday when I moved into my new bedroom.