Bobby: This movie is bordering on patheticness.
Moonlight: Johnny won't like you saying that.
Bobby: I think he hates you more.
Moonlight: Why?
Sarah: (still freaked out) because of you recording him and Lady Ha-Ha in the sack; his- I can't even say it- was so long!
Bobby: I hope you have enjoyed so far; read, review, we don't own except the names and outfits.
"I still don't see why I have to come along; you were the one freaking out." Mike sighed as Tina pressed her head into the window of the van. Early that day, Celentia gave Mike and Tina a list of things that need to be done, and a list of places to be to get them done. She also parted them with one more important piece of information.
"Tina, I think you should make some friends while in Pineville; I think it might help you." Celentia smiled
"Sure, Ms. Sky; I'll try it." Tina sighed looking around; upset at her not believing her.
"Don't be upset; everything will be explained shortly." Celentia said with a sly smiled. Before Tina could say anything; she was shoved into the van and they were off. Tina was in a truly sour mood as Mike was having fun; thinking about all the new faces at this new town.
"Isn't this great, Sis? We get to meet new friends, have new adventures; I might even find the girl of my dreams. Hey, that might be a great idea for a novel; Rich boy wants easy life, meets country girl and gives up trillions to be with her. What do you think Tina?" Mike said; extremely excited.
(Moonlight: He sounds like Pinkie; never shutting up.
Johnny: …I'm going to kill you Moonlight.
Moonlight: LADY, HE'S BEING MEAN AGIN!
Lady: Johnny!
Johnny: snitch!)
"What do I think; I'll tell you? I THINK THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME! I should be at the school; preparing for the coming of Nightmare Moon. But instead; I'm forced to be a lowly unpaid intern for Mrs. Sky. THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF THIS, LITTLE BRO!" Tina barked at Mike; who started to sniffle. "Oh, crud; Mike, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get mad at you; I'm just exhausted. I was up all last night trying to find an answer to the Nightmare Moon problem; and then Celentia didn't believe, and then-."
"It's okay, sis; I understand. So, what did you find out?"
"Not much; there wasn't a lot of info on it. But it does talk about that the elements of Harmony might be the thing to return her."
"To the moon?"
"I don't know; it just says return her. There are six elements hidden in six temples; The temple of Laughter, The temple of Honesty, The temple of Loyalty, the temple of Generosity, The temple of Kindness, and then in the Temple of twins, it says the six element can be found with help from the five before it; The element of Magic; the most powerful element of them all." Tina read. Suddenly the van stopped and Mike and Tina stepped out to see the small town of Pineville. She looked at all the many citizens; she saw the mayor helping a girl with a gray backpack on and blonde hair that was long and flowing. Suddenly, she got electrocuted; and a kid with messy brown hair in a tweed jacket ran over to help her.
"This place is strange; I think we should just get back in the van." Tina said and turned to see the van had already disappeared. "Oh, man."
(Moonlight: this story line is going nowhere.
Johnny: just wait; it gets better.
Sarah: um, can I get twenty five pounds Twizzlers, sixty tons Whoppers, Fifty twenty gallon buckets of nachos loaded with Jalapenos, and a 2,000 ounce drink; do you guys want anything?
Moonlight: …nope.)
Tina and mike headed over towards Smith Apple Acers; the first location on the list. They were going to help cater the festival. They arrived at the farm to see a blonde headed girl with a red face with freckles on the cheeks. She was wearing a red tank top that only covered her chest and a pair of Dixie denim shorts; she also had on a pair of knee high cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
"Well howdy there, y'all; what can I do you for?" She smiled.
"Um, hello; I'm Tina Sparks and-." Tina was caught off guard has this farm girl grabbed her hand and started tom make Tina vibrate from shaking it.
"Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Sparks; I'm Annabelle Jacqueline Smith. But most people either call me Anne o A.J." she smiled as she finally let go of Tina; while she was still vibrating, until Mike stopped her.
"Um, right; I'm Tina, and I'm here to check on preparations of the Fall Festival. So just let me see the dishes you have served, and I'll be-." Tina started say.
"Show you? I'm not going to show you; I'm going to let you taste them." She smiled and whistled for her family to come over.
"On, my… way." She finished with fear as a stampede of smiths came running over. She took a big breath before going over the introductions; each time she said a family member, they placed another apple-related sweet in front of Mike and Tina.
"This here is the Smith family; that's Frittez Smith, kin Smith, Gala Smith, Reina Smith, Gladdens Smith, Cara Smith, Stroud Smith, Tara Smith, Barnes Smith, Brioche Smith, Cana Smith, Mac Smith, Bloom Smith, Peach Smith, Cobbs Smith, and Granny Smith." She inhaled and smiled as Tina looked at the massive pile of sweets.
"Um, you know what? I think this is perfect for tonight; so, I'm just going to go and check on the other stuff on my list." Tina smiled as she pulled on Mike's collar and pulled him away from the sweets. She turned to see Bloom staring up at her.
"Please, won't you stay Mrs. Sparks?" Tina sighed as she couldn't say no to her.
(FOUR HOURS LATER)
(Moonlight: that is so lame.
Johnny: I needed some kind of transition.
Ginny: could you two- SHUT UP; I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!
Johnny and Moonlight: …meep.)
"Oh, I think I'm going to throw up" Tina groaned; she had to eat most of the sweets. Her stomach could only hold so much; while Mike had filled his backpack with a whole lot of them.
"I think they were delicious; I don't know what you are complaining." Mike said; chomping on a Carmel apple.
"Whatever, let's just find the weather station." Tina sighed. The Pineville weather station features a weather manipulation machine. As Tina and Mike entered, they were greeted with an old fashion greeting; a bucket of water falling on them.
(Moonlight: hmmm, that is a good idea.
Johnny: no it isn't.
Moonlight: but-
Johnny: no.
Moonlight: …poop.)
"HAHAHAHA, OH MY GOD; THAT WAS HILARIOUS. Sorry about that, by the way; I was trying to get Darrel. Rat bastred messed up my hair with some disgusting glob he put in my coffee when I mixed it with some sugar. Anyway; I'm Riana Flash, what can I do for you today?" said a dark skinned girl in a 'U Mad Bro?' shirt, blue jeans that overlapped her Converses, and a lab coat. She also had blonde long messy hair with tints of red, orange, blue, green, and purple in it.
"Um, I'm Tina Sparks; and I'm just here to see if we are going to have clear skies tonight." Tina said trying to ring out her hair.
"Yeah; no prob, T; the machines setup and ready to-"
"GET OUT OF MY CHAIR INTERN; YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT!" a white boy with brown hair screamed as Riana flipped on to her face. She grumbled as she walked out and grabbed her bucket.
"Sorry about that; she is a jerk, I know. Her dad owns the place; but doesn't trust her in charge of this place, for obvious reason. Um, but yes, she is right; we are setup for tonight. We will not have a single cloud in the sky." Darrel smiled.
"Well, thank you; that is good to hear." Tina smiled.
"You got any dry clothes?" mike asked as Darrel shook his head.
"Sorry buddy; got nothing." He sighed. So Tina and Mike crossed off the weather on the list.
"Next, are the decorations; let's head to the pavilion." Tina smiled. They arrived at the pavilion to see a pale girl with puffy long flowing hair barking orders at a pink peach skinned girl with the weirdest of hairdos. The white girl was wearing a dark purple skirt and a white shirt with fake eyelashes. The pinkish peach skinned girl had a pink shirt that said 'The cake maybe a lie; but the Cupcakes aren't' and some pink tights. She was hanging upside down on a bar as she placed streamers very carefully. She had some thumbtacks in her mouth; with the pointy ends inside the mouth.
"Carefully up there Penny; if you fall, those tacks won't be coming out the way you think." The pale girl yelled as she went to the blue prints on the table in front of her.
"Um, hello; I'm here to see som-." Tina started until the girl gasped.
"Oh my dear; what is wrong with your hair?" Tina looked and saw it up on its own; it does that when she doesn't dry it right.
"Oh, it's nothing; I ju-."
"Nothing? It is most certainly not nothing. We need to fix that now; please come with me."
"No, really; it's noth-IIINNGGG." Tina yelled as she was dragged by this strong girl; the entire time, Mike was drooling.
(Moonlight: you don't make it hard to tell who it is; do you?
Johnny: shut… up.)
Tina was getting a full salon treatment; and she can't really complain. It was nice, and this girl did know her stuff. It turned out her dad owns 'I DARE you to change'. Her name was Rachel Dare and her friend she was yelling at, who was just coming back from fixing up the place, was named Penelope Diane Pep; or Penny Pep for short. She worked with the Cakes at the bakery down the road. She was, who should I say; crazy.
"Check it out; I can balance these five things at once." Penny smiled as she balanced three razor sharp clippers at once; on top of each other, with the pointy end pointing at her, and the only people freaked out was Tina and Mike.
"Penny; stop freaking out our guests; they came from Canterlot City after all." Rachel smiled as she finished Tina's hair; giving her a short cropped front with a 'V' in the middle and long flowing hair in the back.
"Wow, thanks; this is amazing." Tina smiled as she walked out.
"You think she digs writers?" mike asked 6to himself mainly as Tina was too busy looking for the pet shop. She finally found it, 'Pet's gone in a Flash'. Tina walked in to see a girl feeding some happy puppy's that were trying to lick her face. The craziest part was that she looked exactly like Riana. She had the same dark skin, the same blonde hair, the same…build. The only difference was in their style; Riana was more a tomboyish girl, and this one was more of a girlie-girl. Her hair was covering half of her hair and she was wearing a frilly V shirt with a butterfly skirt. She looked up at Tina and Mike and scooted behind the counter in a bit of fear.
"Hi, I'm Tina Sparks." Tina smiled as she held out her hand.
"I'm Felicia Flash." The girl said very quietly.
"I'm sorry; what was that?
"I'm Felicia Flash." The girl said a little less quietly.
"One more time; I almost got it." This time she didn't even bother speaking; just whimpered.
"…okay, let's go Mike." Tina said, until she heard a kid speak up behind them.
"Her name is Felicia Flash; what do you want?" They turned to see a twelve year old kid come from the back room with a sack of puppy chow on his shoulders. He was wearing a red shirt that said 'go ahead and hate; it makes me famous' and some skinnies. He hopped up onto the counter and smirked.
"Well, I'm waiting." He said.
"Uh, right; I wanted to know if the fall festivals orchestra is ready." Tina smiled.
"Yep, the birds are practicing right now."
"Birds; that's the orchestra?" Mike asked chuckling until the kid jumped off and got in his face.
"Yeah; problem?" they glared as Mike landed on his butt. "Thought so; the name is Louie Flash." That was when Tina clicked the word Flash together.
"Wait; are you two related to Riana Flash?" Tina asked.
"Yeah, she is my Twin Sister." Felicia said, speaking up.
"Right, of course; well got to go!" Tina said smiling and ran out of the shop grabbing Mike on the way. They arrived at the library that Tina was going to be spending the night at. She sighed as she leaned up against it.
"I hope I don't have to deal with anymore craziness for the rest of my life; today was a bit of an overdose." Tina sighed as she walked in to the library; and when she turned on the light, she saw hundreds of people in their yelling "Surprise!" Tina had a small heart attack; and Mike just cheered.
"…poop." Tina gulped as she was pulled in and lead into the middle the group. She then ran into A.J, Riana, Felicia, Rachel, and Penny; who were just happy to meet Tina again. Penny jumped over, literally, by Tina and told her this was her idea.
"I figure that since you are new; you don't know a lot of people here; right? I mean, duh, bo-ring; it's boring not having friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, 'I'll just throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Pineville'. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!" Penny smiled as Tina walked away with a migraine over to the drink table and unconsciously poured hot sauce marked 'Devil's Bath; hot sauce deprived from Hell' and poured into a cup. She drunk the entire cup; and her eyes popped as the hot sauce burned her to the core as she took off running to clear her mouth of the burning. Penny grabbed the bottle and poured it on a cupcake; making it look blood red.
"I love red cupcakes; IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD!" Penny said creepily as everyone backed up.
(Moonlight: THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF CUPCAKES; THE ENTIRE PREMISE!
Bobby: (Hums Ready to Die).
Johnny: please stop that; the song creeps me out.
Moonlight: Because of Cupcakes HD; the most horrible Brony video ever.
Ginny: I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU IDIOTS.)
Tina was in the bathroom; ridding her mouth of the burning pain. Finally she did as Mike came in with the lampshade on his head; for some random reason.
"Come on Tina; Penny put on pony ears and everyone is trying to pin a tail on butt." Mike smiled holding a pink fluffy tail.
(Moonlight: …really?
Johnny: The moment was there; I took it.)
"NOO; I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE; IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, NIGHTMARE MOON IS COMING TONIGHT. I STILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE ELEMNTS OF HARMONY BEFORE MIDNIGHT; WHEN SHE ARRIVES!" Tina growled as Mike just rolled his eyes and went after Penny. A couple seconds later; Penny screamed as Mike pinned the tail.
Tina continued to work until eleven; when Mike, A.J, Riana, Penny, and Rachel dragged her to the festival. She looked up at the moon and once again she saw Nightmare moon inside of it. She grabbed something to eat and listened as the Mayor made her announcement; Tina listened as Felicia's bird's song a beautiful tune as the curtains were pulled back; and Tina looked up as the image of Nightmare Moon disappeared, and reappeared on stage in front of everyone. Even though Tina was expecting it, she was still taken back at the ferocity she held in just her stare.
"Hmmm, I was hoping for applause; but stunned silence is just as acceptable." She chuckled as everyone just stared in shock.
"Wh-who are you?" The mayor asked as Nightmare Moon just laughed.
"What, am I not familiar? I supposed this is normal; AS MY SISTER TRIED HER BEST TO GET RID OF ME! SENT ME INTO THE MOON, DESTROYED THE HISTORY BOOKS, AND ERASED EVERYONE'S MEMERY; THAT'S MY TWIN FOR YOU. But, you see; I learned from my mistake. And that mistake was; LETTING MY SISTER LIVE!" she threw her head back in maniacal laughter.
"I know who you are; you are the mare in the moon, Nightmare Moon. And you are here to TRY and turn our world into pure darkness; but it won't happen." Tina growled as Nightmare Moon was taking back in surprise.
Moonlight: Unfortunately; this is where we stop; DUN, DUN, DUN; CLIFFHANGER!
Bobby: …I'll force you to read AND watch Cupcakes for ten hours straight.
Moonlight: (Hides in corner) NOOOO, THE HORROR, THHHHEEEE HOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!
Sarah: I hope you have enjoyed so far; and if you want to cameo in this story, then let us know. We are holding a contest; first two people to guess who the girls Tina met from the original series, gets to appear in the story. Review the answer; and we will contact you.
Moonlight: THE CUPCAKES ARE A LIE; A LLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!