Ways to annoy Asajj Ventress
1. Tell her that the Sith are losers
2. Tell her she is the most pathetic excuse for a wannabe-sith in the history of pathetic wannabe-siths
3. Tell her she has a crush on Count Dooku
4. Taunt her about Obi-wan beating her in battle
5. Tell her that Ahsoka will attack her in the middle of the night if she doesn't sleep with a nightlight
6. Call her Sajj-sajj
7. Tell her that she'd better hurry up and ask Obi-wan out
8. Imitate Obi-wan's voice whenever you're around her
9. Tell her that Grevious would do anything to make out with her
10. Jump out in front of her and go " I'm Asajj Ventress, cower before my beauty!" And make a big deal out of it
11. Wait till she gets in a fight with Obi-wan. Every time she makes a bad move, call out " you're losing, Sajj-sajj!"
12. Whenever she makes a good move, yell "ooooh! Burn!"
13. Whenever Dooku lectures her, go "Dissed!"
14. Tell her Ky Narec was a loser
15. Ask her why she's bald
16. Follow her around singing "Poker Face"