CHAPTER 3-Here's number three! Sorry, I've been crazy busy lately, what with cleaning out my basement and Choir Tour coming up soon….YAY!
Gamelover41592: I told you in the author's note of the last chapter.
14AmyChan: It's not so much about when the meet her as when they start getting to know her.
Toystorylover: Thank you, and I did I'm on Chapter six already, so yeah…
Guest: My basement flooded. And what pony? So lost…
Ajustice90: Probably not, although I will most likely have him mention it at some point.
Living Encyclopedia: Think about it. Would YOU want to shove your beloved pet into a backpack, not knowing if you'll find him again?
OMAC001: Probably not, since this all happens in Danville. But I will definitely mention him at some point!
Carifoo2001: Thank you! And you're probably a good writer, too!
Krikanalo: Oh, I just made up the backpack. It's not actually in the show (but if I see an episode one day where it is, I am SO calling copyright!)
Guest: Seriously though. And you should definitely make an account!
Here we go with the chapter. Check out my new Danny Phantom one shot! I don't own Phineas and Ferb or Gravity Falls.
Some things never changed.
GENERAL POV
Dipper hoisted his bag onto his shoulder and glanced around the bus depot curiously. They were in downtown Danville, waiting by the side of the road for Phineas and Ferb.
Mabel was sitting on the ground next to Waddles, her fingers fiddling with the pig's leash.
Dipper glanced up from his 3 book when he heard the sound of…well, he couldn't quite place it. His eyes searched the skyline and his jaw dropped when he saw what he did.
Some….bizarre dolphin like thing with human arms projected out of its sides was flying towards them. Its eyes were windows, with Phineas and Ferb peering out of each one, grinning.
Mabel looked up and gasped. "OMG, how'd they do that?!"
Dipper glanced back at her, confused. "Do what?"
Before she could answer, landing gear sprouted from the dolphin and it touched down smoothly on the pavement.
Phineas and Ferb clambered out a moment later, smiles plastered to their cheeks. "Hey guys," said Phineas, giving Mabel a hug and Dipper a hand shake. "How was your trip?"
Mabel pulled away from Ferb and raised an eyebrow as the silent boy took her brother's hand and shook it. "Um, fine? How's your spiffy new ride?" she asked pointedly.
Phineas laughed. "We were wondering how you'd like it."
Mabel shook her head in amazement. "But how'd you know about that hallucination?"
Phineas and Ferb glanced at each other, and then back at Mabel. "The what now?"
Dipper knew that his sister had to be talking about that time with the Smile Dip, but Phineas and Ferb just looked puzzled.
"Never mind," Dipper said, shaking his head and hoisting his bag. "Let's go."
"You guys don't have anything else?" Phineas asked as he and Ferb led the twins to the dolphin ship thing.
Dipper grinned. "Nah. This bag is Phineas and Ferb/Gravity Falls weird worthy."
Phineas, knowing exactly what he meant, grinned. "Well all right then."
The group climbed onto the dolphin thing, where they were greeted by Candace and Isabella, who the twins hadn't actually met yet.
"Hey guys!" the black haired girl said perkily. "It's nice to finally not see you on an eight inch tall screen."
"You too," said Mabel with a giggle. "You're much taller in person."
"Guys, while this is great, we need to leave," said Phineas. "I don't think we have permission to park here."
Candace rolled her eyes. "You guys never do," she muttered.
Dipper snorted and took a seat next to Candace, who grinned at him warmly and scooted over to make room for Mabel too.
As they set off into the sky, Mabel darted to a window, leaned out of it, and yelled, "The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!" (I had to)
Everyone looked at each other. "What on earth is she talking about?" Candace asked.
The Danville gang turned to look at Dipper. He shrugged. "Beats me. Last time she said that she was eating Smile Dip. Mabel, you haven't had Smile Dip recently, have you?"
Mabel turned around with a grin. "Nah. I just wanted to say that."
The kids shrugged and Phineas and Ferb went back to navigating the giant dolphin armed thing. They landed in the backyard of the Flynn-Fletcher household and had all just stepped out of the bizarre travelling machine when a random laser came out of nowhere, hit it, and shrunk it down into a toy sized version of the dolphin.
Mabel and Dipper just stared for a minute, and then looked back up at Phineas and Ferb. "Do uh….do things like that happen a lot?" Dipper asked.
Isabella rolled her eyes. "You wouldn't believe it."
Mabel picked up the toy sized version and studied it. "Hey, I mean, it makes a great action figure," she said with a shrug.
The girl pocketed it and adjusted her backpack on her shoulders.
"So," said Phineas, "there are two options. You guys can share the guest bedroom, or bunk with us the way we did with you at Gravity Falls."
Mabel and Dipper grinned. "Come on. Is that even a contest?" Mabel asked. "Candace, where's your room?"
Candace chuckled and gestured towards the house. "Come on Mabel, Waddles. Let's get you guys settled in. Phineas and Ferb, why don't you show Dipper your room?"
The boys nodded and sprinted into the house, Dipper following them quickly. Isabella chuckled. "Well, I'll let you guys get settled in," she said, starting for the back gate.
Mabel darted over and tugged on Isabella's wrist. "Aw, come on! We just met!"
Isabella giggled and turned around. "Ok, ok, I'll stay."
Candace grinned and took Waddles' leash in her hand, knowing that the pig didn't really need it.
The group headed inside and marched up the steps, passing Phineas and Ferb's room, where the boys were setting up Dipper's stuff on a cot between their beds.
Candace led Mabel into her room, startled for a moment to find Perry on her bed. Mabel squealed in delight.
"Your room is so pink!" she cried in delight.
Candace chuckled and unclipped Waddles from his leash. The pig automatically jumped up onto the girl's bed and settled down next to Perry. Candace smiled and reached behind her door, pulling out a camping cot and setting up on the floor.
"See, we kind of figured that you guys would want to bunk with us," Candace said with a giggle.
Mabel grinned. "But you only found out we were coming this morning. I can't believe you guys were able to get ready this quickly!"
Candace shrugged, wrestling with the bed. "My room wasn't too bad, actually."
Perry hid a snicker, chattering instead. "Oh, is that what you call the giant mountain of socks that Ferb named Mt. Sock-erest?"
Candace scowled, allowed herself to trip over the bed, and sent a glass of water from the nearby stand that toppled over flying-directly onto Perry's head. Not a drop of it hit her bed or Waddles, who was doing his best not to crack up.
Faking concern, Candace jumped up in surprise. "Oh no, Perry! Are you ok?"
Perry gave her the tiniest glare and shook his body, spraying water everywhere. Candace sighed, waved a hand, and the fluid gathered up and landed neatly back in the glass.
Mabel was giggling insanely, and Isabella was rolling on the floor laughing. "That never gets old," Isabella declared, standing up.
Candace laughed, fixed the bed, and helped Mabel to set up her things on it. As Candace pulled pillow after pillow from Mabel's bag, she had to look down into it. "Does this thing ever end?" she asked in disbelief.
Mabel shrugged. "Well, yeah. I mean, we couldn't fit the golf cart in there. But if you can get it through the opening, it'll fit."
Isabella frowned. "So, if I hopped in there, it would hold me?"
Mabel grinned. "Yup. But don't do it. It took me an hour to find Dipper."
Everyone started giggling again and the trio headed downstairs, Waddles staying behind to talk with Perry.
"So," the pig said, stretching out on the bed, "how are things going here?"
Perry sighed and ran a paw through his fur. "I wish they were better. Monogram is on to us. About Candace knowing."
Waddles grimaced and sat up, casting a glance at the door. "That's awful! What does he know?"
"Nothing, as far as we know," Perry said nervously. "We want it to stay that way. The bedrooms and bathrooms are the only rooms in the house Monogram doesn't have access to. Poor Candace has to keep a low profile."
"Maybe I can help now that I'm here," Waddles offered, leaning on one hoof.
Perry nodded. "That would be great. Thanks, Waddles."
The pig nodded. "Now let's go see what they're up to, shall we?"
The two animals hopped off the bed and started down the stairs. They arrived in the living room in time to hear Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Candace start cackling.
"You…you were a pig?" Phineas choked out, wiping a tear from his eye. "Oh, that is so awesome!"
Dipper was scowling and rolling his eyes. "Come on, it was only for a few minutes! And I took a bath afterwards!"
Waddles huffed indignantly and oinked. "Well that's insulting."
Perry covered up his snicker of laughter and turned back to the kids. "So where are your parents?" Dipper asked, glancing around the living room.
Phineas smiled. "They'll be here soon. Dad is giving a lecture-and the questions always last forever at the end-and Mom had a band rehearsal, but she should be heading home about now."
The twins nodded and Phineas gestured to the kitchen. "Hungry? I mean, it is after lunch time, and you guys have been on a bus for three or four hours."
Dipper shrugged, but Mabel nodded. "I am starved. As long as we're not eating canned meat, it's all good."
Phineas and Ferb made faces. "Canned meat?" Phineas said. "What in the heck is that?"
Ferb snorted. "Meat that is canned, of course."
Phineas looked at his brother with a grin. "When did you become Mr. Sarcastic?"
The group laughed and headed to the kitchen for something edible.
I had to with the Aoshima thing. I had to.
And I hope I'll be able to update this again this week. Don't expect any updates after this Thursday. I'm going on tour! YAY! To Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland. I'm pumped!
PM me or review if you want to know where exactly we'll be (Not that anyone ever…does…awkward.)
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