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How to annoy Count Dooku
. Tell his he has great sense in pyjama fashion
. Tell him he must still be a Jedi because as the saying goes 'Real Jedi have beards'
. Bow down to him saying 'I serve thee the almighty Count Dooku, man of great power and fashion sense'
. Tell him it's too late to dye his hair back using that 'Remove all greys' stuff (I don't remember what its called!)
. Ask if he is like a Grand Master to Obi Wan because he trained Qui Gon
. Tell him Ventress would do anything to make out with him
. Ask him if he let Yoda win at the First Battle of Geonosis
. Replace his red ore in his lightsaber with a pink one
. Tell him 'I saw what you did there' whenever Ventress walks past him
. Ask if he would like the OAP lunch, its half price!
. Show him an edited version of his battle between himself and Yoda with him dying
. Secretly grab his ass and say its Ventress
. Run up behind him shouting 'Run Dooku the fan girls are coming' look round blankly like an idiot and then say 'Oh wait you have none' and walk away
. Dye his robes pink
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