Once again I own nothing but Blaze.
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She was staring at him and Kisame didn't know why, but that's all she seemed to be interested in doing for the last half an hour. Deidara didn't seem concerned that his girlfriend came back mentally deranged he just sat there debating art with Sasori while everyone else were busy eating. "You know, I've been thinking" she started out slowly, drawing attention to herself, her comments these days where so odd and random that they seemed to come out of no-where "Kisame you really need to get laid". That caused many choked responses and odd looks. "I mean it, I've been here for going on six months already and it seems a little unhealthy that I haven't even seen you with anyone, it seems to be a little unhealthy for the rest of us" she continued, "you're really tense and kind of prissy lately and the only reason I could come up with is that you haven't gotten any lately" she shrugged "it was either that or you've secretly been a middle aged woman going through menopause this whole time".