EVERYONE: HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2012!
Me: Happy New Year! Any who, enjoy this chapter and this is a conversation me and this annoying kid from my class had. He looks like a son of Hermes and acts like on except that he annoys me the most and is more Roman like. Whatever. Enjoy!
Luna and Felix:
Felix and Bella tried everything to wake up an unconscious Luna.
Bella whined. "I wish we had water to wake her up or something! Oh, I, um, gotta go, bye!" Bella ran away before Felix could argue.
"Goddesses are weird," He suddenly saw Dylan and Clara on the floor across from them. "Why in Hades didn't we see them?" Felix muttered. He shook his head and went over to them. There was a note saying:
Dear whoever you are,
Please help these people. They are . bye.
Sincerely, the famous god Apollo. And hesita and Nico.
"Apollo seriously doesn't know how to spell." Felix saw Pothena waking up and smirked. He took out a camera (don't ask) and took a picture.
Clara woke up first. "Where am I?" she noticed that she was on top of Dylan and screamed waking Dylan up.
"Whoa what happened?"
"EW! I got fish breath on me!" Clara got up and tried to dust off whatever she thought it was.
Dylan widened his eyes. "OMGs!" Felix and Clara looked at him.
"What?" they shook their heads. Clara suddenly noticed Luna.
"Whoa, what happened to Luna?" she asked.
Felix forced a small smile. "An old lady," Pothena looked at each other and nodded understanding.
"Can you wake her up?" Felix asked Dylan who bit his bottom lip.
"Sure, let me cross the street." Clara got it and crossed the street with him as Felix looked at them.
"What in Hades are they doing?" he muttered.
"READY?" Dylan yelled. Felix nodded. "OKAY!" 3 seconds later Luna was up and wet. She saw Felix and glared at him.
"What did you do?" Felix was paralyzing.
"I-I" Luna glared at him harder.
"Why? Why is it always me? Why did I get wet? I mean, it's not my fault that I fell asleep! It's not my fault that this happened! It's not my fault that cheese got extinct! Oh wait, that's Apollo's line. Any who, why me?" Five minutes later Felix was tired of her, so he yelled.
Conversation me and that kid had (he said that because I was telling my friend to please staple my test. I feel bad for myself since we sit near each other:
"SHUT UP!" Luna glared at him.
"Do not shut me up!"
"I can shut you up whenever I feel like it!"
"Well, than SHUT UP!"
"You shut up!"
"No, YOU SHUT UP!"
"DON'T SHUT ME UP!"
"Whatever, I'm going to ignore you from now on!" Conversation ended right there and this happens every day. Torture I say! Luna turned around and walked to Pothena. They found Sam, Chara, Nico, Reyna, and Eric (I really forgot his name) eating popcorn while looking at them.
"Oh! Popcorn! Where did you get it?" Felix asked them as they all pointed to Apollo.
Luna sighed. "Apollo, why are you pointing to yourself?" Apollo tried to speak.
"IBSU SLHGDHJ WI UBD SKJB IGH!" Luna sighed. Apollo realized his mistake and spit the popcorn out.
"Ugh, that tasted horrible! Anyways, I was saying that because it was me I pointed to myself since everyone else pointed at me technically showing that theoritaclley is was me who got the popcorn form the new invented technological machine so therefore it was me." Everyone stared at him until Nico said,
"I agree with you Hes-Chara, he needs to go to a mental hospital."
An hour later…
"ARE YOU CRAZY? I SAID PEPORINI! NOT CHEESE! PLUS I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS EXTINCT!" Apollo told the nurse.
"Calm down sir, everything will be alright." She closed the door and looked at the people in front of her.
"Is he going to stay there forever?" Luna asked too happily. Felix glared at her.
"HE's my brother! He can't b locked in a mental hospital forever!" Reyna whacked him on the head.
"Stop insulting these poor people! They have lives while you don't have one! Back to Olympus everyone! This is nonsense!" Chara yelled as they nodded and teleported to Olympus. After ten minutes of switching back to their godly selves, they sat on their thrones.
"Ugh, that's the last time I'm going to the mortal world with you!" Reyna told them. Everyone bowed their heads in shame. Until Nico said,
"Hey, why am I here and where are Ares, Hephaestus, and Aphrodite?" Silence. "You guys also forgot Dionysus."
Meanwhile…
"La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar, porque le falta, porque le falta, una pata para caminar!" Gabriel, Bruno, Alan, and Bella sang in Mexico. How they got there is unknown.
"I wish you a Merry Christmas! I wish you a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!" The four of them yelled as the same old lady came into the bar and yelped.
"What are you doing here? Stalkers!"
Happy New Year Everybody! And no, this is not the end. I have more ideas then going to the movies! :D :D :D :D
WeirdButCool
P.S. Sorry for the shortness and please review! Flames will be responded with mean replies or sarcastic coments.
P.S. S. Sorry if this offended anyone but hey, they're Greek Gods. They do all kinds of crazy things.