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New Summary: Going to the mall could be fun. But going to the mall with crazy people, is well, simply crazily, weirdly, and very horrible…

*Olympus- One week after the movie trip*

"So, what should we do today? I mean, ever since the trip to the movies we have been less bored but were still bored!" Hermes whined as Apollo nodded.

Glancing at Athena, he said, "He's right. Some of us had plans but they got ruined, and another trip could help us… a lot." He finished.

Zeus hesitated before saying, "Fine, we could go somewhere but not the movie theatre. We should go…" He gestured for ideas.

"What about a picnic?" Athena asked as Poseidon sighed.

"Owl head," Athena glared at him. "Who wants to go to the park? What about going to the mall?" He asked as Aphrodite squealed.

"Yes! Please! PLEASE! PRETTY, PLEASE!" Aphrodite pleaded as the rest took out their earmuffs.

"Ah, that's way better!" Zeus said as he looked at Aphrodite who was cheering and Ares epically failing at shutting her up.

"Okay, it's settled then. We're going to the mall!" Aphrodite yelled as she snapped her fingers and everyone looked younger like around 21 and had on Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, American eagle, and Aerepostale clothes.

"Our names are going to be the same, okay?" Athena said as they each nodded and went inside the elevator. Apollo/Sam nodded his head to the beat as they entered the elevator.

Artemis/Luna sighed. "Could you please change the music, or something, Sam?" she asked Sam who shook his head.

"No, way!" Everyone else sighed. "This is the music applied here, okay? And I'm not changing it!"

Aphrodite/Bella groaned. "Just change it! I'm having a horrible mental image of you dancing in disco clothes! Ugh!" Everyone nodded besides Sam.

Even his dear ol' brother nodded. "Hard to say this Sam, but Bella is right." Hermes/Felix told him as Sam huffed.

"Fine, be like that!" Sam yelled as he crossed his arms.

Ares mouthed 'Drama King!' and everyone snickered.

Ding!

"Finally," Hera/Reyna muttered as they all got out of the elevator. The security guard behind the desk in the lobby was reading a big green book with a plain cover. He glanced at the gods and goddesses, then back at his book. He seemed to be jarred back to reality because he jumped out of his seat and sped to the teenagers.

"What were you doing here? I never saw you here before!" Zeus/Eric rolled his eyes.

"You know, we have been here for a long time. I don't see the problem." He said as the security guard paled.

"You-You have?" They nodded. "Oh no, Lord Zeus is going to kill me! If anyone asks, I'm not here. I moved to Spain, okay?" He didn't wait for a reply. He simply grabbed his book and a suitcase next to his chair. He got in a taxi and went to Spain.

"Wow, you contracted a slow guard." Reyna said.

"She's right, Eric. Why did you contract him?" Demeter/ Avani asked.

Eric shrugged. "He can see through the mist and doesn't bother you about monster or mortal problems."

Athena/Clara glared at Eric. "That would explain all the monster donut shops in Olympus."

"Oh," Eric said.

"Is 'oh' all you can say?" Reyna yelled.

"Here we go, again." Hephaestus/Alan muttered. The gods and goddesses, except for Reyna and Eric, got into a taxi and went to the mall.

10 minutes later…

"You are disgusting!" Reyna yelled.

"You are the worst sister ever!" Eric yelled.

"I'm also your wife!" She yelled back.

Silence.

"You know, now that you think about it, it's actually disgusting." Eric told Reyna.

"You're right, ugh!" She shivered and then said, "Hey, where's everybody else?"

"Not again!" Eric whined.

"See, this is YOUR fault!"

"IT'S NOT!"

"YES IT IS!"

"No!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"STUPID!"

"YES!" Eric yelled back and seemed to realize what he said. Reyna burst out laughing.

"You just called yourself stupid!" She continued laughing.

Eric glared at her. "Oh, shut up!"

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