H-hey! I am sorry for not updating sooner! I know I promised to update soon, but now, I don't even know when I'll update. So, instead of excuses, here's the new chapter! Also, I got tired of Drama and Romance in my other stories, and I thought, don't I have an awesome comedy story?

Well, here it is! ~

Thanks to:

Guest: Yeah… well, I guess it's kind of late…. He-he… thanks for reviewing, though!

GreekGodsRule: Not really Malcolm's dad, but I am really sorry for not updating sooner. Thanks for Reviewing!

The nightmare: Pothena…. Yep :)

Abby222: Yep, it's Percy! And I really hope you're not dead! :)

Silver Moon Huntress: Good idea… thanks :)

EatYourKimChi: REALLY? WELL¸ Happy Late Birthday! Oh and I'm in the East Coast, but still awesome!

Disclaimer: I'm still working on to own PJO ;)

Hera's POV (didn't see that coming, eh?)

I'm going to kill him? Kill who? Well, my idiot of a husband! Thanks to his stupidity, he caused three police cops to come and arrest us. How dare he?! Anyways, here is how it started…

Flashback:

"Please don't hurt me by pressing that red button!" The cop who turned out to be the father's little girl, said as he pointed to a big red button next to the desk. We were just taken to police station.

Zeus raised his eyebrow. "What does it do?"

The cop smirked but then cried in pain. "No! The end will happen!"

I said, "Eric, don't trust him."

Zeus rolled his eyes. "So?" Before I could protest, he pressed the button.

Out of the blue, three cops came in and pointed their gun at Zeus and I. "Arms up where I can see them!" The first cop yelled.

They both did so. "This is all you fault!" Hera whispered to Zeus.

"NO whispering!" The same cop said as he walked towards them.

Zeus grinned and then pretended to start crying. "Oh, cop! She was threatening me and then she said how she'll kill my family! Help!"

The cop raised an eyebrow then narrowed his eyes. "How would I know that you're not lying?"

The other cop on the floor got up. "He's not lying! She even said that I was trying to trick this poor guy!"

I opened my mouth to explain, but I was already being handcuffed. "No! This is unfair!"

"Oh, shut up, Reyna." Zeus said as he smirked and started leaving.

But before he could leave, I said, "No! Please! Believe me! He's my husband but he planned this whole thing! He also almost killed an old lady and yelled at his daughter!" I pointed to the cop who said I was trying to trick Eric.

All cops raised an eyebrow and then the third one said, "Fine. Both of you then."

Flashback over

I can't believe he would do this. After all these freaking' years! I know that I'm not the best wife, but I still care for him and his family, except that Thalia Grace. I don't exactly hate her, but it hurts to know that she's the child of the man who betrayed me. Oh, I'll get revenge. I will.

With Pothena, Hestia, Malcolm, and the Mystery Guy…. Or people?

"Percy?" Poseidon asked as he stared at his son. "What are you doing here?"

Percy nervously rubbed his hand on the back of his neck. "Uh, well-"

Malcolm cut him off. "Let me explain." He turned to Athena. "Mom, I caught Percy and Annabeth on a date and he was disrespecting her!"

Athena's face was red in anger. "PERSEUS-"

"Mom?" Annabeth walked in the dramatic scene holding a chocolate ice-cream.

Athena calmed down, but she was about to go off again, so Hestia said, "So, uh, how's life?"

Hestia paled as everyone started going on about their problems. The same old lady who met Zeus and Hera passed by and shook her head. "Ah, these teenagers need some help. Hhmm,"

Ares, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus:

"Aphrodite, I don't think this is a good idea." Ares muttered as he watched the couple and friend start to argue.

Aphrodite pouted. "But it is!"

Hephaestus, noticing that it was his chance to at least get her to like him, said, "I agree with you."

Ares glared at him as Aphrodite smiled. "Thanks, baby." She said.

Hephaestus smiled. Ares, wanting to kill him, asked, "Are we going to keep meddling in their love life's or are we going to stay here all day?"

Aphrodite mysteriously smiled. Yes, two hot gods after me… hmmm…. Maybe I should get Poseidon to make Athena jealous.

Both male gods stared at their love and asked, "Are you okay?"

Aphrodite's smile grew. "Never been better,"

I know it's short, but I got this awesome idea! After about five more chapters of this, I'm going to make the last one about Aphrodite meddling in with Nico's life and-

I'm getting ahead of myself… He-he…

Any who please update! Oh, and one thing: Anyone who was survived Hurricane Sandy… WE SHOULD CELEBRATE! I survived it and I want to know what you guys thought about it. I'm thinking of doing a demigod shot about it…

Please review :)