So… hey everyone! Stop. Please. Just listen to me. I know I haven't updated in months. It's just that I'm not as interested in this story as before. That and I'm giving up on writing humor stories. Too OOC. Any who, this is the last chapter. No Nico love story, sorry :(

Disclaimer: All rights to Rick Riordan

Hera and Zeus:

Hera was ready to pop like a fat balloon. She couldn't wait to maim Zeus. Her Roman form was itching to come out. Instead, she took a deep breath and calmly told Zeus, "Transform us back to our godly selves."

"AWWW, but whyyyyy?" Zeus asked.

Hera rolled her eyes. "Just do it, womanizer!"

Zeus huffed. "Fine."

Annabeth, Malcolm, Hestia, and Athena:

"So, what are you doing here, mom?"

Athena smiled at her daughter. "We decided to take a break and come to the mortal world." She said this as she slowly ripped up the brochure

Hestia glanced at Athena and said, "We should leave."

"Why?" Athena asked.

Annabeth and Malcolm both said, "You're glowing."

"WHAT?!" The goddesses yelled before disappearing.

Malcolm shook his head. "I always knew mom was a little nuts."

Annabeth smacked him on his head. "Whatever, Malcolm, help me find Percy."

"Why me?"

Annabeth glared at him. "Just help me!"

Just like mom. Malcolm thought. He didn't dare say this aloud.

Aphrodite and the two love sick gods:

"Almost there!" Aphrodite said as she finished her jealousy potion.

Ares glanced at her and whispered to Hephaestus. "Your wife is crazy."

Aphrodite yelled, "I HEARD THAT YOU PHYSCO KILLING-"

Before she could hurt them, all three gods glowed.

Hermes, Apollo, and Artemis:

"Attack!" Apollo yelled as he and his sister and Hermes tackled the little kids.

A seven year old glared at them and looking back at his mini army yelled, "ATTACK NOW!"

Hermes looked up and said, "Oh. My. Gods."

Thanks to Hera all three gods glowed and disappeared before getting hurt by seven year olds.

Olympus Throne Room:

All gods landed on their seats. Athena was the first to compose herself. She looked around and saw: Hera, Zeus, Apollo, Hermes, Artemis, Hestia, Aphrodite, Hephastus, Ares, and Poseidon.

"Where are Dinosuyus, Dememter, and Hades?" She asked.

No one answered.

Zeus sighed. "Ugh, not again!"

In China:

"Son, this is not Olympus!"

"Sorry, dad."

"You should have ate cereal!"

"Ooh! A WINE SHOP!"

THE END

Thank you to all my readers, reviewers, and followers. I wrote this for you guys! :D Forgive me for not doing this months earlier!

~WeirdButCool