Writer's Note: Wow..its been awhile hasn't it? And it's a really short chapter...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. I will try to update sooner from now on I promise.
Warnings: Yup Thor is still in that dress. And some Thor/Loki happens. Don't like? DON'T READ. Oh almost forgot. This is still a crack fanfic, do not take anything seriously for the love of god.
Disclaimer: I do not own the avengers. Which is a good thing trust me.
Reading Rainbow
Chapter Four-In which Thor pricks his finger
As the evil witch flew away with her devilish new plan, the lovely Princess Thor found herself falling in love with a mysterious prince.
Chekhov may be a tree but even he(she?), could sense the tension in the air. Tony wasn't looking at Steve, who was staring at him like a lost puppy and Thor was staring at them both in confusion.
"I hate to add to the tension, oh who I'm I kidding I would love to add to the tension, but its time that the princess return to the castle." The narrator said, and before the group's eyes the scene around them started to disappear.
"What is happening?" Steve cried in alarm, as the forest vanished around him.
"Simple, its time for the next part of the story to start. So the scene must change and you must go."
Steve blinked, he felt a suddenly pull, he looked down, "AHH! MY LEGS WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEGS?"
Tony snapped his head up and looked at Steve. Sure enough Steve leg's were disappearing right before his eyes. "STEVE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NARRATOR?"
The narrator snorted, "Don't panic, I'm just putting him back in the forest until the Prince is needed."
Naturally this did not stop Tony found panicking and reaching out his hand to Steve. With a popping sound he was reaching for just air, as he and Thor found themselves back in the castle.
"No. Steve.." Tony lowered his hand and glared up at the sky, "He better be okay..because if he isn't I will kill you myself."
"He's fine, Chekhov is keeping him company." The narrator said calmly, not even effected by Tony's threats.
Thor placed his hand on Tony's shoulder, "Calm yourself shield brother. I'm sure that Steve is okay. Right now we must play our parts and finish this story as fast as we can."
Tony nodded, and turned to look around, "Okay. Fine. Now where is this wheel thing? I want to get this over with."
With that Tony walked off to look, Thor followed right after. Both unaware that a third party had appeared in the room they had just walked out of.
"Well hello Loki! I was wondering when you would appear."
Loki glared up at the ceiling in answer.
"My...my everyone seems to be mad at me today."
"I have no idea why. I mean its not like you've trapped us in a storybook world and are forcing us to play to your pleasure."
"You say that like it's a bad thing."
Loki rolled his eyes, "What is it that you want me to do?"
"Simple. Get Princess Thor to prick his finger."
"That helps. Could you be more detailed maybe?"
The narrator said nothing and Loki was left to his own devices. "Lovely, now you decide to shut up." With a sign he walked in the direction that Thor had went.
The fairy looked all around the castle but did not find the wheel. In fact in found nothing even a little bit sharp. She was quite pleased, for this meant that the Princess was safe.
"WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND SOMETHING SHARP IN THIS PLACE?" Tony fumed.
Of course it all depends on your definition of pleased.
Thor patted him on the shoulder, "I'm sure we will find something soon."
It was then that Loki entered the room, and froze, "Brother. What in the world are you wearing?"
Tony and Thor jumped around at his voice, "BROTHER? What are you doing here?" Thor cried, as he walk towards Loki, "Has the narrator trapped you as well?"
Loki would have answered him, but he was to busy drooling over all the leg that the dress Thor wore showed off.
"Brother are you alright?" Thor now stood before his brother, and he went to touch him.
Upon seeing his brother's hands coming towards him that Loki flinched, causing Thor's fingers to meet the top of his pointed helmet. With not even a whimper Thor went down.
"THOR!" Tony and Loki screamed out at the same time. Tony running over to his fallen friend's side.
It was horrible. The Princess had pricked her finger and fallen in a deep sleep. Now only true love's kiss could awaken her.
"He seems to be okay..he's just sleeping."
Thor let out a snore, his arms spend out either side of him.
Loki blushed, "Isn't he beautiful?"
Tony only stared at him, "I suppose..anyway what are you doing here anyway Loki."
Loki, who was starting lovely at Thor, actually answered him. "The narrator picked me out of the air and demanded I play my part in his story or he would kill Thor. Which I can't allow because only I can kill Thor."
"Uh huh." Tony could point out that if Loki wanted to kill Thor he now had the perfect chance, but he rather not.
And so the King and Queen sent out a message. Looking for the princess' true love. One prince heard that message and went away to the castle to awaken his love.
End of Chapter four~
