Writer's Note: WAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes my friends. I'm forcing the avengers though Twilight. BECAUSE I CAN. If your wondering..no I am not a fan. I hate Twilight A LOT. Which the whole Twilight arc will clearly demonstrate.

By the way, I'm working on a new avengers fanfiction. It's a alpha/omega/beta fic. And a lot more serious than this one. Heck no two things could be more different. Be sure to check it out when I post it.

Another Note: For that one reviewer that was hoping for Harry this chapter...sorry. Don't worry the greatness of Harry Potter is coming soon!

Warnings: Not that much happens in this chapter. As its more of a set up chapter. I suppose I can warn you that this fanfic is still a crack fic. Do not take things seriously.

Pairings: Steve/Tony, Loki/Thor, one sided! Chekhov/Steve, and Bros!Clint and Bruce/Hulk

Disclaimer: Sadly the avengers are not mine. Chekhov, and the Narrator on the other hand are. Yay? I also don't own Twilight, and trust me I'm happy about that.

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Chapter Nine- In which everyone wants to jump Steve

Their were three things that Tony was absolutely positive about. First, Steve was hot. Second, sleeping was for normal people. And third, he was going to find the narrator when this was all over and skin him alive.

As the new world had appeared around him, he had been prepared for anything. He had been prepared for Thor in another dress, even a zombie to come up and bite his face off. He was not prepared to look down at his hand and notice that he was sparkling.

'No, this can't be the story that I think it is. No one could be that evil.'He thought to himself, as he looked around himself.

The rest of the avengers, who were all their right ages, were also sparkling. All but Steve, who was smelling really good all of a sudden.

"Shit." Tony moaned, as that other piece of evident made it quite clear what was going on. Poking out his tongue and licking his new fangs was just the icing on the evident cake.

Before he could freak out though, the other avengers(who had been out cold during Tony realisation), began to wake up and stand. Each one have a much different reaction to their now sparkling skin.

Natasha just raise one eyebrow, Clint started to swear up a storm, Bruce just stared at his skin like it had suddenly turned purple before his eyes, Storm just laughed madly, Wolverine glared, Peter cried, Loki just sighed and Thor brought his hand up to his face.

"What kind of magic is this?" He roared, turning to his brother, "What is this? Why is my skin shining?"

Loki turned to face him, "It appears to be a feature of this world."

Clint stopped swearing long enough to snap his head up and notice something, "Hey guys..what smells so good?"

The gang looked around, before all their eyes feel on Steve. Who had just gotten up from the ground(holding Chekhov in one hand), "Oh thank god..you guys are all alright...Wait why are you guys are staring at me?"

Clint just stared at him, "Why in the world do you smell so good Cap? And why do I have the urge to tackle you? AND WHAT IS GOING ON?"

"I believe I can answer that my dear Hawkeye." The Narrator spoke up.

The gang quickly looked to the skies, as if they had hopes to see his hooded image.

Clint glare, "Well go ahead and explain, oh voice."

"Well my dear Hawkeye, I am the Narrator and this world is the set for my next story! You, and your friends are to play parts in my story. Or face my powers."

"Play our parts?"

"Yes. In fact, you have already play a part before."

At Clint's confused face, Steve quickly explained to the other avengers the events of the last story.

"You turned us into CHILDREN?" Peter cried, "Why?"

"For fun of course. Why else?"

Natasha frowned, twisting her body away from Steve, "Can you explain why Cap suddenly smells so good? And why I have the urge to bite him?"

Steve took a step back at that announcement, and Chekhovpuffed out his leaves.

"Don't you dare!"

The Narrator's voice seem to smile evilly as it answered Natasha, "Why you guys are vampires of course. And what you are smelling is the Cap's blood."

Everyone froze in shock, and Chekhovseemed to puff out even more, as if protecting Steve. The Narrator wasn't finished of course, and Tony wasn't surprised at allby his next announcement.

"The story you must all play part in this world..is 'Twilight'. I hope you enjoy it."

With that the avengers were left with the knowledge that were stuck playing parts in a teen romance story.

Thor was just confused, as was Steve, but it was Thor who asked, "What is this 'Twilight'?"

"One of the worst novels ever written." Tony snarked.

"Never mind that right now..because if you guys haven't noticed..we all started to close in on Steve." Bruce spoke up.

He was right, as the whole group had moved closer to Steve. Who looked both worried about their behaviour and scared.

Tony, with more control that he thought he had, walked back a bit from him. Peter was the first to point out the problem.

"So what are we going to do? How can we 'play our parts' and get out this world..if we all are fighting off the urge to attack Cap?"

Steve, putting on his leader mask finally spoke up, "If it is that bad I can give each of you a drop of my blood to take off the edge."

All at once they quickly shot that down, "NO NO NO. Steve its okay, we'll just need to control ourselves." Tony shook his head, the thought of drinking from Steve. Hurting him in such a way, no he wouldn't let himself(or anyone else) fall that far.

As the others nodded in agreement, Peter noticed Loki, "Ummm guys why is Loki here?"

Tony sighed, "It's a long story but Loki here is a avenger now."

"Welcome to the gang bro." Peter said, raising one hand, waiting for Loki to high five it. Loki just shot him a glare.

"Never mind..maybe next time."

So the avengers went off, as a team. Each of them controlling their vampire urges. Each of them hoping that they could hold out.

That plan went down the drain, when a hour later they were attacked by wolves. But for now. Things were well.

End of Chapter Nine~!