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"Come on Buzz," The Sheriff began in a teasing manner; completely aware that he was probably going to annoy the heck out of the Space Ranger, before a smile twitched his thin lips. "You like her."
"No I don't." Buzz quickly lied as he forced the tone of anxiety away from the tone of his voice. By now, Buzz and Woody were both on Bonnie's desk. Buzz, having come up to offer help to the Sheriff, now regretted his decision, since Woody just had to follow his slipping gaze towards the Cowgirl (AKA, the toy that Woody would not stop teasing him over).
And. even though Buzz had tried to force his gaze away from the Cowgirl (and really hard as well), Buzz just couldn't help himself from occasionally snatching a glance towards the Cowgirl from the desk as she proceeded in entertaining Bullseye on Bonnie's bed. However, every time he realized he was staring in her direction, he would mentally slap himself before forcing his gaze away from her. It would never, ever help the Space Ranger in the slightest if Woody caught him staring at Jessie like this; never, and he meant never.
"Why don't you just ask her out?" Woody asked expectantly as he folded his arms across his chest. "I know she'll say yes."
Woody seriously did not know why Buzz had to make everything so darn complicated. Why couldn't he just man up and ask her out on a date. Heck, he didn't even have to ask her out on a date!
Woody was sure that he had never acted like that around Bo, or had he? Pondering over these thoughts for a few moments, he realized he didn't like the answer at all, so he pushed them aside.
"I'm not going to ask her out because I'm not interested in her Woody." Buzz tried to persuade, but nothing ever went past the Sheriff so easily.
Woody, mentally groaning, forced himself not to roll his eyes.
"Oh come on Buzz," Woody murmured, trying to persuade the Space Ranger to give in once and for all. Since it really wasn't going to help much if he tried to cover it up. "Everyone knows that you like her, well everyone except Jessie, since she is in a state of ignorance."
Woody had tried so hard for the past few weeks to try and get Buzz to admit that he likes Jessie in a way that exceeded the usual level that was usually known as the friendly basis, but he wasn't succeeding in the slightest. Buzz just wasn't giving in.
Well, if you don't succeed the first time, then you might as well give up. These words should've ran through Buzz's mind at that moment, but they just didn't.
"I don't like her Woody," Buzz said putting a hand on either side of his face in order to keep himself from groaning aloud out of pure annoyance. "Would you please stop pestering me?"
"Not until you admit your feelings for her," Woody instructed, a smirk flickering the corners of his lips into a broad grin. "We all know that you like her Buzzykins."
"I don't like her Woody, how many times do I have to say that to you?" Buzz demanded. He really should have walked away at that moment. Bit this thought didn't seem to occur to him at all. "And don't call me Buzzykins."
"Why shouldn't I call you that." Woody asked, he knew he was getting on Buzz's nerves fully well. And boy he was enjoying every moment of it.
"It's annoying, it's embarrassing, and it's an insult of mu intelligence."
Woody couldn't help but snort a chuckle at this. Buzz, intelligent?Yeah right. That Space Ranger was probably the clumsiest toy known to man.
"Then I'm just going to have to keep calling you that then," Woody teased in a playful manner. The Sheriff understood that this was completely out of his character, but he just loved every second of it too much to even consider stopping. "Buzzykins, Buzzykins, Buzzykins, Buzzykins."
"Will you just stop it Woody?" Buzz asked impatiently, currently using his willpower for a good cause: To keep himself from ripping WOody's arms out. "It is really getting on my nerves."
"Not until you tell the truth and admit that you fancy her."
"How can I when I don't fancy her?" Buzz asked, even though this was probably the worst lie he had ever told.
"Well then, either you are in a state of denial or you are just simply lying to me," Woody told him exuberantly. "I think option number two is more likely."
"I'm not in a state of denial and I'm not lying." Buzz snapped, he knew that he was lying to both himself and his friend; but he really felt like he was being placed on the spot during these few moments.. "I don't like her."
"You see, your proving my point by lying to me now." Woody pointed ouy. He knew his best friend so well, that it was almost hard not to read him like a book. "Just tell me now and I'll stop bugging you."
"Woody, I don't like her."
"Your lying." Woody protested in a calm manner. However, Buzz's state of mind was quite the opposite.
"Am not!"
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too." Woody stated.
"Am not." Buzz tried to convince, to no prevail as Woody quickly came up with his own plan.
"Am not." Woody remarked using his little trick that surprisingly always worked on Buzz. But never on anyone else. What. A. Surprise...
"Are too." Buzz ground his teeth together out of annoyance when he realized his stupid mistake. "Argh, damn it Woody."
Buzz turned around furiously. He was now staring at the bed where Jessie was playing with Bullseye and, without even realizing, he was soon lost in his trance. Why couldn't he stop staring at her?
"I see the way you look at her Buzz," Woody murmured quietly. "It's clear that you like her and in more than a friendly way. I was like that when I fell in love with Bo to be honest."
"I'm not in love with her Woody." Buzz said turning around to face the rag doll. Why couldn't he just pull a simply lie? Never mind, it was probably toolate now anyway. "How many times have I got to tell you that."
"Who are you trying to convince Buzz?" Woody asked. "Me or yourself?"
"I'm not trying to convince anyone Woody, I'm not interested in her."
"You know I can read you like a book Buzz, so don't even bother lying to me."
"I am not ly-" Buzz began to say, but before he even had the chance to complete his sentence, he suddenly plummeted face first onto Andy's desk. He then felt a weight digging against his back with quite the force force, of which therefore pinned him to the ground.
Woody stifled a few giggles, before mouthing 'speaking of the devil'.
Buzz knew that there could be only one toy on his back and he blushed discreetly.
"Yeee haaaw!" Jessie yelled in enthusiasm as she pressed Buzz further into the desk. "I've caught you into submission now Buzzykins." And with that she place her foot into his back, grabbed his arm and began to pull.
Buzz only smiled, of which Woody was clearly able to see.
"You s-sure d-do Jess." Buzz stammered hurriedly. Why did he even find it difficult to say that one sentence, even though he wasn't even looking at her anyway?
"Are you gonna give up or what?" Jessie demanded as she tugged harder with all of her strength. But what she didn't know was that, since Buzz's arm could rotate 360 degree's clockwise and anti-clockwise, it actually didn't hurt in the slightest. But if she kept on going like that, his arm would almost certainly be yanked from of his socket again.
"I-I g-give up." Buzz admitted in a helpless manner, before Jessie then leaped of him.
"Okay, I'm bored now, see you later Buzzykins." She said and she then ran under Andy's bed, probably to play checkers with Slinky. Buzz remained silent as she did so and he didn't even make a comment when she called him Buzzykins.
"So now, you'll let her call you Buzzykins?" Woody asked. "But when I or anyone else does." Woody smiled, he now had something to use against the Space Ranger.
Buzz froze in his place.
He knew that Woody now had something to use against him when he says he doesn't like Jessie.
He really should've spoken up when he had the chance.
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