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"Jessie!" Buzz yelled whilst he shook her in attempt to wake the sleeping Cowgirl up. "Jessie!"

"Jessie, wake up." Woody, who was currently knelt next to her with a hint of annoyance flashing across his expression, urged into her ear.

Jessie stirred in her sleep, murmuring something about sunny days, but she did not wake up, much to their ever-thinning patience.

"Someone try and wake her up," Woody instructed. He could hardly believe that Jessie could stay asleep through all of this current racket. "Rex, you try."

The green dinosaur then made his way over and roared in her ear as loud as his metaphorical lungs allowed, even though it was more like a very loud squeal that just so happened to ache everyone's eardrums.

They were just thankful that Andy was at school that day.

Bo used her cane to gently poke the resting figure, who still refused to move. By this point, everyone was awake apart from the Cowgirl that was currently caught within deep slumber.

Jessie's hat head was resting on her hat as she was lay in a slightly awkward position, her knees were brought up to her chest and she was lying on her side with her arms tucked under her chin as she snored softly.

"It's no use," Bo began to mutter half-heartedly. "She won't budge."

"Well then, if she won't budge, she'll just have to miss the surprise." Woody clarified with great enthesis in his tone tone, hoping somehow that Jessie would hear it, therefore waking up instantly.

Nothing. Why won't she move?

Woody couldn't help but roll his eyes, his state of annoyance with the sleeping Cowgirl exceeding its moral limit.

"Here," Wheezy suggested, receiving the attention from the following toys. "Let me try."

The rubber penguin then walked over to Jessie and before beginning to jab her with his flippers. After a few moments, he then saw that he was getting absolutely nowhere. So he gave up.

"Come on ya bozos," Mr Potato-head said as he walked over to her. "You just know it takes talent to wake that kid up." He then lifted her up into a sitting position and began to slap her face from side to side.

"Erm," Woody began whilst wincing and cringing at the site. Painfully aware of how Jessie would kill him if she found out what he Mr Potato-head do. "I wouldn't do that if I were you, she won't be very happy if she found out. And if you value being a potato and not fries I'd stop."

"Why won't she wake up?" Mr Potato-head demanded in a furious manner. "That girl could beat Buster at a sleeping competition."

Suddenly, an idea flashed in Woody's mind.

"Hey, Buster!" Woody yelled before he brought his finger to his lips and whistled as loud as he could. "Come over here!"

They instantly heard a mass charade of barking, before Buster came rushing into the room; quickly scenting the location of the toys, before leaping into the open toy chest.

"Wake Jessie!" The Sheriff instructed, and Buster instantly followed Woody's order by swatting Jessie's face from side to side with the palm of his paw. When the excitable pet saw that this wasn't going to work, he then barked as loud as he could, receiving no response at all apart from a small groan

Woody sighed before placing his head in his hands. He was about to cancel it all off when he felt Bullseye nudge him in the back with the end of his snout; as if requesting permission to try his method.

"Okay, Bullseye," Woody murmured half-heartedly, "Try if you want, but I don't see what good it'll do."

Bullseye expression instantly brightened with enthusiasm as he strode over to the resting Cowgirl and he gently nudged her in the arm before licking her face.

Woody rolled his eyes. There was no way that was going to work.

However, much to Woody's surprise, Jessie then yawned deeply before stretching her arms as high as they could physically reach. She then blinked hard to clear her blurry vision.

"Mornin' Bullseye," She murmured in a tired voice, before gazing oddly at the toys around her, wondering why on Earth they were all gathered around her. Did they stick gum in her hair or something? "What did ya'll wake me up for?"

A grin emerged on the faces of all the toys around her as they inwardly made a countdown.

"Happy fiftieth!" They yelled in unison, a few whistles erupting from the crowd.

However, Jessie did not look cheerful. And instead seemed rather annoyed

"That's what ya woke me up for?" She spat, before she rested her head down on her hat and closed her eyes.

Woody and Bo could only exchange a disappointed glance with each other as the same thought ran through both of their minds.

Well that was a waste of time.

Woody had no idea why he even bothered in the first place. It really was a waste of time.

And, even though, Jessie had only been with them and Andy for a few years, he should no by now that she hated birthdays and should've figured that his nice gesture was just a huge waste of time.

Especially since she acted like this every year when her birthday finally arrived.

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