Title: Insane

Pairing: Yandere!Spain x Fem!Romano

Rating: T for vague weirdness. Idk.

Romana has been spending a lot of time with Japan lately, and it's driving me insane.

I mean, it's not that I don't want her having friends... it's just that I want her to be with me all the time. If she leaves me for him, I swear I'll kill her.

I get up from my seat at the World Conference at move toward where she's leaning against a wall, talking to Japan. I don't want to make her uncomfortable, but I don't want her anywhere near Japan. Or anyone else, for that matter.

I walk up to her and grab her hand. "Hola, Roma!" She doesn't even startle at my words, just turns to look at me with one eyebrow raised. "I was wondering if I could talk with you for a second?"

She shrugs. "Sorry, Japan, I've got to go." She allows me to lead her away from Japan and out of the World Conference room, but then she jerks her hand out of my grasp. I whirl around to find her glaring at me.

"What's wrong with you?!" she hisses in an angry, hushed tone. "We were just having a conversation, there's no need to drag me away like that-"

"You like him better than me, don't you?" I say simply. "You're going to leave me for him, I just know it."

She growls frustratedly. "How many times do I have to tell you, Spagna, I'm not going to leave you! Astonishingly enough, I actually enjoy your company, no matter how fucking stupid you-"

"I'm not stupid!" I interrupt, voice harsher than I want it to be.

"Then stop acting like you are!"

I scowl at her. "Well fine, if I'm so stupid then go date Japan or something!"

She scowls right back at me. "Maybe I fucking will!" She whirls around and stomps off, back toward Japan. I let her go. She says I'm stupid, well, she can go hang out with stupid Japan then! I don't care about her!

I hesitate, then turn around and race back toward her, catching her wrist. "Wait!" I say loudly.

She whirls around, glaring viciously at me. "What?!"

"Don't... don't leave me." I try to keep the whine out of my voice, but it doesn't quite work.

She hesitates, then steps back toward me and gently presses her lips to mine. "I won't leave you, you bastard. Stop worrying."

A/N So... I had no idea what the fuck I was supposed to do with this. I don't know. It's so fucking weird. I don't know how to write yandere... *shrugs*

This was requested by Starfire67