3AM Tea Parties, Cake, and Love

By: BluMoonKittyKitty and Hita-Chan!

Hita: Tamaki and Mori

Blu: Haruhi and Honey

Both: Kyoya, extras

Mostly Blu: Twins

**So WARNING NOW THIS STORY WILL NOT END THE WAY YOU THINK!**

BluMoonKittyKitty and I own all the stuff in here except for the actual anime and its characters. We own both of the copies of this that will be out! So have fun reading!

Haruhi snickered at the clueless senpai. He seemed to not have noticed the same signature and same handwriting. Whatever. Haruhi always knew he was retarded. Now it was official: he was a mega dumbass. Her father was right. Haruhi watched the boy look at the letters over and over, as if expecting to see something new in them.

Tamaki who had indeed noticed they were from one person was enjoying all the same. "KYOYA AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?! I feel so lucky to have an admirer who loves me this much! The person who wrote these dots her 'I's all cutely~" Tamaki gushed, loving reading the notes from his one admirer.

Haruhi was enjoying this all too much, along with Kyoya, whose mouth was still hinted with pink lipstick from helping kiss every letter. They both snickered in the corner while watching Tamaki do whatever he was doing...what was he doing, anyways?

Tamaki sat there hugging all the letters and then sniffed each letter. He was trying to figure out who this person was. He wanted to meet them and see if he felt the same! He then looked up a tiny bit, not even noticeable, to see Kyoya and Haruhi snickering. He internally gasped, his daughter was teaming up with the shadow king?! And they were playing a prank on him? Oh he would get them back!

Haruhi saw Tamaki looking their way and elbowed Kyoya in the side gently. "What?" he asked quietly and she pointed to Tamaki. He looked away quickly.

"He's onto us, Kyoya," Haruhi said suspiciously. "You have some lipstick still on your lips by the way..."

Tamaki looked down at the letters and sighed, he was a bit disappointed that he couldn't have had actual admirers. He looked back up to Haruhi and Kyoya and back down. "Why would they play a prank on me?" he mumbled to himself.

Haruhi actually felt a bit bad for the senpai. It was a funny joke, she told herself. That's what matters.

Kyoya and Haruhi made their way out of the club room; it was well past five. Haruhi took her time walking through the large parking lot to get to her bike. She couldn't help but laugh at the image of Tamaki's eyes the size of a small rabbit.

Tamaki eventually made it home and saw Shima waiting for him. She told him he was late to dinner and he rolled his eyes, it was only him living there so it really shouldn't be that big of a deal that he was late for dinner... His thoughts somehow transported back to the small brunette, making him shake his head and scold himself.

Haruhi smiled to herself as she pedaled her bike home. It was always funny messing with the tall blonde, but today was even funnier for some reason. Maybe it was because Kyoya got in on the action? Maybe it was because Kyoya had suggested he put on lipstick to help stamp the fake love letters? Either way, Haruhi was laughing so much her side hurt by the time she reached the apartment.

He flopped onto his bed, overly tired from the day's events. He sighed, Mommy and Daughter could be so mean to him sometimes! He stared at his cellphone which was silently sitting next to him on the table. He blinked and rolled over so he was facing the big picture window instead.

Haruhi skipped dinner, surprisingly. She hadn't eaten lunch, or breakfast for that matter. Ranka didn't seem to mind, though; she usually ate big at school. But for her to be going up to her room so early? "Haruhi..?" Ranka called.

"What?" Haruhi replied.

"Whatcha doin'?"

"Studying..."

"Okay! Go back to studying, then!" Ranka hadn't seen Haruhi skip dinner to study in a while. That was back when the hosts weren't in her life. He got suspicious and knew something was up.

Tamaki stared out the window, his thoughts are being flooded with different thoughts... He smiled at the thought of Haruhi meeting his mother... Would she like to meet her even? "What's wrong with me..?" Tamaki asked himself, "Why can't I just stop trying to get people to do things... Oh Maman, I hope you're doing okay." Tamaki closed his slowly, not wanting to think anymore.

Haruhi tapped her fingers on her phone, which was sitting on her bed a couple inches away. She was incredibly bored and wasn't up for studying. She thought for a moment on who she could call, and, thinking Tamaki would get completely aggravated at the girl if she called, decided to steer clear of him. The twins would probably find some way to invite themselves over, and calling Hunny or Mori meant either complete and utter silence or a lecture on the history of cake. Kyoya would probably just ignore her call. She sighed, thinking for a moment then picking up her phone and dialing. "Hi, Tamaki?"

Tamaki shot up when his phone went off with Ouran High School's ending theme Shissou began. He fumbled for the phone, not even bothering to look at the caller ID. "Oh Haruhi! Hello." Tamaki smiled a little that she had called him willingly.

"Um, hi..." Haruhi was unsure what to say. She'd just randomly called Tamaki. Tamaki. Suoh, Tamaki. Why on EARTH would she call him?! "Are you busy?" she asked nervously.

Tamaki was once again shocked by her question, "Uhm, no not really. Why?" He was starting to get excited maybe she wanted to do something with him! He yawned a little bit and leaned back into his headboard for his bed.

"I...um..." Haruhi played with the collar of her shirt. "Well, I'm not in the mood for studying, so I thought..." This was harder than Haruhi could have ever imagined.

"HARUHIIII! DADDY'S LEAVING NOW!" Ranka yelled, and Haruhi heard the front door open, then close. She sighed with relief.

"Wanna come over and hang out?"

Tamaki waited in suspense for her to ask, "Sure! I'll be right over!" Tamaki hung up and changed out of his uniform. Tamaki knew that he was acting different, it's just cause he's starting to grow up and not be so childish. He doesn't know why it's happening but it was meant to eventually. He got in his own car and drove himself over to her apartment.

Haruhi listened to the joy in his voice. He seemed so happy to be invited over. She thought he thought that it would be a great chance to bond with Ranka or something. No matter, she thought. She realized she still had her uniform on, so she put on the only clean item of clothing she had (her father had forgotten to do the laundry again) which was a sundress from her graduation the previous year. She sighed, feeling a bit too tomboyish for the dress.

Tamaki switched the car into reverse when he realized that he had passed the turn to her apartment and then went to far back. He sighed frustrated with his rusty sense of direction and driving skills. He finally got the turn and parked, looking up at her apartment door.

Haruhi had been boiling water on the stove for a cup of tea when she realized the table was covered in leftovers from Ranka's dinner, along with a note from Ranka. 'Haruhi, if you get hungry I left some yummies out for you! ~Ranka'

Haruhi rolled her eyes. She would think Ranka would have grown out of calling his food his 'yummies' from when Haruhi was little and would call everything 'yummy'.

Haruhi began clearing the table when she heard a knock at the door. She hastily dumped the dishes into the sink.

Tamaki smiled at her when she opened the door, his hands were in his pockets. "Hi Haruhi~!"

"Hello, senpai," Haruhi replied awkwardly. "Come in!"

Tamaki stepped in looking around the small apartment, he had to admit it always felt cozy and had a homey feel here. He liked it. He looked at Haruhi, "So why did you really want me to come over Haruhi? I figured you'd already had reached your max with me today?" Tamaki was a bit sad when he said it but it did usually seem like she could only take so much of him in one day.

"I was bored," Haruhi shrugged. "Calling the twins wasn't an option, Mori and Hunny would either remain completely silent or lecture me on cake batters, and Kyoya...he's Kyoya." Haruhi pulled the kettle of boiling water off the stove and turned it off. "Tea?"

Tamaki decided to take the answer but his heart wretched when she didn't argue against him saying she was usually sick of him. "True true, and sure." He watched her as she prepared the tea.

Haruhi could feel Tamaki watch her as she poured the tea into separate cups, then carefully handed him one of the cups. She blew gently on hers, hoping to cool it off some. She took a sip and burnt her tongue, but didn't show it. She set down her cup on the table. "Excuse me for a moment," she said, running to the bathroom to tend to her burnt tongue.

Tamaki nodded and watched her go, he set his cup of tea down and went to the memorial of Kotoko Fujioka and sat down in front of it. He smiled to the young departed woman in the picture. He held his together and spoke to Kotoko, "Hello ma'am. I don't know if you remember me from last time, but I'm Suoh Tamaki. A friend of your daughters. And I just wanted to say hello to you and let you know that Haruhi is such a nice girl and all of us at the Host Club really like her and we try to treat her right. It's a shame but Ranka-san doesn't really care for me... I'm not sure why, maybe because I was calling Haruhi my daughter? I'm trying to stop that... It was nice to talk to you ma'am." Tamaki smiled again at the picture and continued to sit there and look at the picture.

Haruhi came out of the bathroom after applying an ice pack to her tongue. She saw Tamaki sitting on the floor, gazing at the picture of her mother. She didn't say anything; she just sat down next to Tamaki on the floor. After about a minute of silence, she spoke. "I really miss her..."

Tamaki looked at her and wrapped his arm around her, "I know. I'm sorry Haruhi. She sounds like she was a great person..." Tamaki looked at the woman and then to Haruhi, "But you know she's always there with you. Because she loves you. Perhaps she was the one the steered you towards the third music room that day? Maybe she's responsible for you meeting us. If that would be the case I'd have to thank her so much for bring you to us." Tamaki said, being all cheesy. He shook his head, "I just realized how cheesy that sounds..." He took his arm back and looked at the picture some more.

"Not cheesy," Haruhi chuckled, accidentally putting her hand down on top of Tamaki's. She blushed and pulled it away. "It's interesting the way you look at things like this, Tamaki. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Tamaki blushed lightly when he felt her hand on his. He looked to her surprised, "Really? I just find it fun to think of the ways think happen. No no one has..." Tamaki looked down slightly embarrassed, he had never shared his thoughts with anyone before.

Haruhi chuckled at the embarrassed senpai. "I don't see what your problem is with that. You're a really cool guy, Tamaki. There's so much more to you than an obnoxious buffoon in a pretty body."

Tamaki looked at her in awe, she understood him. She wasn't laughing at him like everyone else did. He blushed a little bit, "What are you trying to say Haruhi?"

"Well..." Haruhi had dug herself into quite a hole. She didn't know how to respond. "I'm just saying you're not the man I thought you were, the one who could be in love with one girl and be flirting with another at the same time. Though you never really seemed to fall in love with one girl in particular..." Haruhi placed her hand on her chin in thought. "...Did you, senpai?"

"You thought I was a player...?" Tamaki sweat dropped at the description. He then almost had a heart attack when she asked him that question, "I don't really know Haruhi.. I've had feelings for some girls but I'm not really sure if I've ever fallen in love before. I know there's a girl I kind of like at the moment. But she'd never even think about liking me." Tamaki explained truthfully to the girl next to him.

Haruhi, clueless as she is, rested a hand on his shoulder. "Good luck figuring out your feelings," Haruhi smiled at him. She then stood up. "My tea should have cooled off by now..." Haruhi picked up her tea cup and took a sip. It was perfect temperature. "Did you enjoy your tea, Tamaki?" she asked in between sips.

Tamaki wanted to die, he almost practically confessed. But Haruhi be Haruhi just shot him down. He now knew how Arai and Bossa Nova felt. He nodded at her and looked into the empty cup on the table, "It was really delicious, Haruhi."

"Glad you liked it," Haruhi smiled, tilting her head to the side. She took another sip of her tea and sat down on the couch. She patted the spot next to her. "Wanna watch a movie?"

Tamaki walked over and sat next to her. "Sure, a movie sounds nice."

Haruhi smiled and picked up the television remote. She'd left a movie in the last time she watched it. She turned on the DVD player and the film started rolling, so Haruhi turned off the lights.

Tamaki looked at the screen and then watched Haruhi turn off the lights. She moved so swiftly. "What are we watching?" he whispered to her. He never liked talking loudly when there was music or a movie going.

"Beauty and the Beast," she whispered back, grabbing a blanket on her way back to the couch. She covered herself with it, enough room for another person if they wished.

Tamaki smiled, "I've heard of this movie."

"Oh!" Haruhi whisper-shouted. "Are you cold? There's enough room for two people under this blanket."

Tamaki didn't really realize it at the time until she said it but he was a bit chill. It had been a rather cold day and he'd been constantly moving so he didn't really notice. He nodded meekly and moved a little closer so he wouldn't have to worry about the blanket coming off of her at all.

Haruhi blushed slightly at the two of them sitting under the blanket, watching a movie together. She almost felt like they were a couple, though she knew she had not even the slightest feeling for him like that. She shook the thought off and enjoyed the movie, glad there was someone to share the blanket with. It did make it increasingly warmer.

Tamaki didn't really know what to watch, the movie or Haruhi? He really liked her but he figured she didn't feel quite the same. Yet. He was hoping maybe they could try a relationship, but he was kind of afraid to ask her judging by how it went earlier. All he knew was he enjoyed having better warmth this way. He moved his arm slightly so it was behind her, he didn't mean for it to be that way. His arm was just really sore today... Maybe it was from sleeping on the bathroom counter earlier this morning... He didn't really know, but he hoped Haruhi didn't get the wrong idea.

Haruhi felt Tamaki's arm behind her and blushed. She wondered what he was trying to pull. She adjusted herself so that his arm fell onto her shoulder and glanced over to see his reaction. Boy, did she like messing with him.

He blushed, apparently she did take it the wrong way. But he wasn't going to complain, he really liked Haruhi a lot. So he would take anything he can get and this right here is perfect.

Haruhi felt her eyes getting droopy. She told herself she couldn't fall asleep on her senpai. How awkward would that make things? She fought with herself to stay awake, though the warmth didn't help. She apparently hadn't had a long enough nap earlier that day, though she slept most of the day.

Tamaki noticed her falling asleep and offered, "Haruhi, I can head home if you want." He really didn't want to but he wouldn't argue if she wanted to get some sleep. Because they both needed it.

"No..." Haruhi yawned, looking up at him. "It's fine. Just a little drowsy. How about I turn on the light?" Haruhi pulled the blanket off of her, sad to leave its warmth and rather shocked by the cold temperature outside of it. She flicked on the light, causing her to blink a few times to adjust to the light.

Tamaki shielded his eyes, the light too bright for him to handle. "What time is it?" Tamaki wondered, pulling out his phone. It was only a little after eight, he slid the phone back in his pocket and smiled at Haruhi. "I've never seen this movie before. I really like it. You remind me of Belle, Haruhi." He smiled at her charmingly.

"You remind me of the beast," Haruhi chuckled. She walked back over to the couch, hopping back under the blanket. She pressed play on the remote, realizing she'd paused when she'd gotten up to turn the light back on.

Tamaki wasn't sure how to take that so he asked, "Is that good or bad?"

Haruhi thought. It was both. "Well, you started out as someone who didn't show your emotions...but then, you became a prince who opened up to the world. So I guess both."

He was horrified at the answer, "What do you mean I didn't show my emotions?! I was VERY emotional when we met! Even I'll admit that I went over board!" Tamaki wasn't sure if he was mad or upset that she thought he didn't show his emotions. And most of the ones he showed had been genuine! But then he was flattered at the prince part...

Haruhi rolled her eyes. "Those were the mad/angry/prissy girl emotions, Tamaki. It's the same way the beast acted in the movie, remember? He was upset and angry and sad ALL THE TIME. Then he started to soften a bit," Haruhi shot him a soft smile.

Tamaki was very upset at this, "When was I angry/mad?! And especially when was I a prissy girl?" he wanted to be upset but her smile was slowly breaking him. He grabbed his keys and went out to his car. When he got in he hit his head on the steering wheel. He had no clue why he got so upset, it as just Haruhi being blunt Haruhi... "Ugh.." he muttered, he knew he probably screwed up horribly with his chances with Haruhi. Now that was a teenage girl emotion right there, storming out. He just didn't really like how Haruhi was telling him how his emotions were. He sighed and just sat in the car for a little bit, trying to decide if he should go back and apologize to her or if he just go and do damage control later... He did kind of slam the door a little louder than it needed to be.

Haruhi stared at the door for a moment, blinking. Had she gone too far, saying that about Tamaki? She knew how fragile his ego was. She'd mostly expected him to cultivate mushrooms in the storage closet again. Actually, since that incident, as a joke Ranka put a watering can on the outside of the closet door especially for him. Haruhi reached for the handle to the door, then pulled her arm back. She'd leave him to make the first move.

Tamaki couldn't stand it, he got out of the car and walked back up to the door, he went to knock but froze. What if she was mad at him now for what appeared to anyone but himself overreacting? Tamaki knocked on the door, he can't just leave like this... It might ruin their relationship they're starting to build up.

Haruhi had sat on the couch and stared at the door. She was alarmed but relieved when she heard a knock on the door. She went to open it, then stopped. What if it was just Tamaki trying to make her feel even worse at what she said? No, Tamaki wouldn't do that. She slid the door open and peeked outside.

Tamaki waited patiently, his hood on his sweatshirt was up and he had his hands in his pockets, looking down at the ground. He looked up from under his bangs at the girl. "I'm sorry Haruhi. I may have seemed like I overreacted and I didn't mean to blow up it's just something I can't handle." Tamaki tried to smile at her but it appeared as a grimace.

Haruhi sighed. "No, senpai, I'm sorry. I know you can't handle criticism very well and should have respected that." She looked down at her feet. "I guess what I'm trying to say is..." Haruhi paused. She didn't know what she was trying to say, really. Like, at all.

Tamaki sighed, "Haruhi it's not that... It's more complicated than that. You don't need to apologize. I'm really sorry and I hope you forgive me. I had no right to yell at you."

Haruhi stared in awe at the man before him. This wasn't the Tamaki who went crying to "mommy" every time something went bad. This was a new Tamaki-a Tamaki who'd admitted his mistakes. Haruhi smiled up at him. "Of course I forgive you."

Then Tamaki jumped up and down, smiling. "Yay! Thank you Haruhi!" He then hugged her, but not like the air choking hugs he usually does. he went ahead and hugged her nicely. He pulled back and smiled even bigger, "It was a great night Haruhi but I do have to be getting home... We should hang out again. Today has been a great mood lifter for me." He winked at Haruhi and walked back down to his shiny red car.

Haruhi waited by the doorway to the apartment until his car pulled out of the driveway, then she glanced at the clock. It was nine forty-five, and for some reason, she was very exhausted. She hopped into her bed, her dress still on. She fell asleep almost instantly, and when her father came home early the next morning to see her still in bed, he chuckled to himself. Long days ended in long naps, he told himself.

Tamaki who seemed like he had to sleep immediately decided against it and instead went to go find some commoner's snacks to eat before he completely crashed out. Once he ate them he made it to his room and then collapsed onto his sofa and fell asleep. He was too lazy to make it to his bed.

Haruhi was shaken awake by her father, who looked a bit worried. "Yeah dad?" she mumbled.

"Haruhi, it's six forty-two!" Ranka said hastily. Haruhi looked around, trying to find her contacts. She placed them in hastily and quickly buttoned up her uniform. She kissed her dad on the cheek and ran out the door, hopping on her bike. "I could give you a ride-" the door slammed behind Haruhi. He sighed.

Tamaki now sat in the music room, his fingers tapping on the table as he finished his homework. He was all alone in the room, thankfully. If he hadn't been than he probably wouldn't have been able to do his homework.

Haruhi again went to the music room instead of straight to her classroom. She opened the door, and, seeing nobody there, crashed on the couch. She needed to give her legs a chance to rest from power-biking all the way to school (which was a whole seven and seven eighths miles).

Tamaki was in the back of the music room so he wasn't sure but he thought he heard the door. He ignored it, needing to finish all the homework from yesterday... 'Dang it!' Tamaki thought as he looked at the clock. He only had five minutes to finish his homework and get to class! He sighed and gave up, figuring he could take a lunch detention that day to finish his homework. He packed up and started walking out of the room when he noticed something/someone on the couch.

Haruhi rolled over, moaning slightly. She tried to get in a comfortable position on the couch which was hard to do since they were only meant for sitting and very narrow. She almost rolled onto the floor, catching herself by grabbing onto a cushion for dear life. She could hear her heart thumping from being so close to the cold floor.

Tamaki saw the girl almost fall and reached over the couch and grabbed her shoulders, bringing her up right. "Are you alright Haruhi?" He asked concern filling his voice.

"Yeah...SENPAI?!" Haruhi asked, shocked. "I thought nobody else was in here...sorry if I was bothering you..."

Tamaki chuckled, "Neither did I," he grinned, "You could never bother me Haruhi." He looked at her and then remembered the time. "WE MUST GO HARUHI!" He grabbed her hand and started running towards the door, "CLASS STARTS IN TWO MINUTES!"

Haruhi had barely gotten a chance to sleep during the night that she slept again during class. She kept having odd dreams about the hosts, but one in particular. One with violet eyes and golden-blonde hair. She woke up, knowing there was something going on with her, and she couldn't put her finger on it.

Tamaki stood in the front of his class, his head bowed in shame as the teacher scolded him. "Honestly, Suoh! First you show up without your supplies and now you don't have all of the homework done! I should be telling all of this to your father!" Tamaki looked horrified, "Please don't he can't know!" Tamaki knew that if his father found out he would make him leave the Host Club and focus more on his schoolwork. And he'd want to know why! He can't tell him that it's because he was with Haruhi! His father may kill him! Tamaki accepted the lunch detention slip and looked at Kyoya who had a small grin on his face, Tamaki pouted at him. "Don't be mean to me Mommy!"

Haruhi was again woken up by two suspicious twins. "Oh, is it time for lunch already?" she asked.

"Yes, yes it is, Haruhi," the twins replied together.

"Well then, shall we be going?"

The twins figured closing Haruhi into a corner again wasn't a good idea, so instead they questioned her on why she was sleeping in class again. "Oh, no real reason," Haruhi replied. "I've just been up studying lately."

"For what? To sleep in class?" Hikaru snickered. "Is your bed really so uncomfortable that you study lessons beforehand so you can sleep in that desk of yours?"

"It was only two times..." Haruhi blushed.

Tamaki sat in boredom during lunch detention. He had finished his homework and his teacher had graded it saying he got 100% but refused to let him leave. It was punishment for not having his bag yesterday as well. Kyoya sat in the lunch room chuckling to himself, he never would have thought Tamaki would be the first Host to get a lunch detention.

The twins shrugged and let Haruhi enjoy her lunch. She did have a lot of stress on her lately, having to reach the top of her class to continue at Ouran. She ate and threw away the trash, leaving the twins in their private discussion, letting their minds run freely about what was going on with her. They grinned as they thought they hit it right on the dot. Haruhi was falling in love with one of the hosts.

Tamaki still sat through lunch detention, but was now pouting. He wanted to see Haruhi at lunch! But sadly that was not going to happen with how this was going. He stood up and the teacher looked at him, "I have to go to the bathroom..." The teacher sighed and waved him off, "Be right back Suoh." Tamaki nodded and walked out, he wished he could go visit Haruhi, but nope. He didn't want to even waste a minute. She he walked hastily down the hall, looking for the nearest restroom.

After the twins had come to this conclusion, they left the lunchroom and searched desperately for Haruhi. She was back in the classroom, writing something in her notebook. She flipped it shut, blushing, when she saw the twins approaching her quickly. "Haruhi, we need to ask you a question," Kaoru said.

"What's this question?" Haruhi replied cautiously.

"Have you been hanging out with one host more than the rest lately?" Hikaru asked. Haruhi gasped, but covered it with a cute smile.

"No, why do you ask?"

Tamaki ran back to the classroom and smiled to the teacher, "I'm back." He sat back down and went back to staring at the clock. He really didn't like this teacher...

"No reason, Haruhi," Kaoru began playing with Haruhi's slightly longer hair. Soon she'd need to cut it short again. Haruhi let out a sigh of relief when the bell rang, cuing the teacher to run into the room. The twins couldn't ask her any more personal questions until the end of the day.

Tamaki flew forward and thanked the bell, "MOMMY! It was torture! I was stuck here all alone! I never got to see my baby girl!" Kyoya rolled his eyes. "DID THOSE SHADY TWINS DO ANYTHING TO HER WHILE I WAS GONE?!" Kyoya thought for a minute and smirked, he could have a little fun with this, "Actually yes. They were harassing her. She pleaded for them to stop but they refused. It was quite the scene." Tamaki shocked jumped up from his seat and dashed through the halls to the first year classroom. The teacher stunned only asked Kyoya to go get him, which Kyoya agreed because he wanted to see this. Tamaki burst through the first year door and pointed at the twins accusingly. "How dare you harass my little girl while I wasn't around!" He shouted. Kyoya started to chuckle and went to go apologize to the teacher for the disruption.

Haruhi cursed under her breath when she saw the dumb blonde come in, pointing at the twins, blaming them for harassing her. She made a mental note to punch Kyoya in the mouth, even if it did add his dental bill to her debt. She looked up only to see the teacher's face glowing red, along with Kyoya trying to explain the situation. She could NOT wait for this scene to be over.

"HIKARU! KAORU! YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO HARUHI! AND ME!" Tamaki shrieked. He looked at Haruhi, :Oh Haruhi! I'm sorry for abandoning you at lunch! You were left alone with these evil doppelgangers! Will you ever forgive Daddy?!" Tamaki mentally sighed, sometimes this act got old but he felt like he had to do it at school.

Haruhi blushed bright red. She didn't want to get involved in the discussion. "Go back to class, 'daddy'," she muttered. "We can talk later."

The twins moved their gaze from Haruhi to Tamaki and back. They thought they'd figured it out. Somehow simultaneously they came to realize the host from their ideas and let out a victory "AHA!" Haruhi looked at them like they were crazy.

Tamaki jumped when the twins did that, "I will NOT leave this room until they apologize for incest against you! It's not right! Daddy will not stand for it!" Kyoya sighed and apologized again to the teacher and grabbed Tamaki, making their way out. Tamaki was shaking his fist and shouting at 'Mommy' to release him immediately.

Haruhi rolled her eyes and silently thanked God for Kyoya being there. Haruhi for some reason felt embarrassed to talk to the senpai at school, especially when he breaks into classrooms and suggests incest between her and the twins...if anything, they would be in a triangle making out or something, not having sex in a cafeteria. Even that was a bit much for such a school of rich people. Haruhi flopped her head into her arms and decided she could catch a quick nap when she felt someone sharply poke her on the shoulder. She looked up to see Hikaru's elbow pointed toward her, and he was flipping through her notebook. "You bastard!" she whisper-shouted. "Give it back!"

I apologize for any grammatical, spelling, or any sort of mistakes you found. We hope you enjoyed!

~Hita and Blu Say Good Bye~