(Thanks to scatteredPhilosopher) The World!

After a long heated arguement with Rose, Kanaya thought about it and tried to reconstruct the Twilight sparkle, but to no avail.

"Wwatch me take ovver the wworld!" Eridan yelled getting everyone's attention. He jumped off the couch, obviously trying to look cool, but landing wrong on his ankle.

"Oww!" Eridan screamed. Sollux chuckled at Eridan's pain.

"2mooth move." Sollux said, earning a laugh from everyone.

"Shut up, Sol!" Eridan said, limping to the couch.


(Thanks to Solluxander Captor) Flirting..

After landing wrong on his ankle, Eridan walked over to John Egbert, trying to flirt.

"Is there a mirror in your pants- I mean pocket. Uggh!" Eridan slapped his forehead with his palm. Dave Strider sauntered over to John.

"Hey. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." John was instantly swooned by the Strider. Dave put his arm around John and turned around to tell Eridan, "That's how it's done."

"Wwhatevver, Dave. I don't need a- I'm so lonely!" He corrected himself. Kankri was annoying everyone by going on and on about triggers.

"...and furthermore..." Kankri went on.

"SHUT UP!" Karkat yelled and Kankri stared at Karkat.

"NO MORE." Karkat waved his finger at Kankri. He turned around, ignoring Karkat.


I will take many suggestions! Again thanks to scatteredPhilosopher and Solluxander Captor!