Disclaimer: I would like to thank everyone who has reviewed, faved or put this story on alert, it means a lot to me. Unfortunately, I do not own Toy Story. Two fifths of the way there! Not stopping now! Thanks again to Jade Zimmer for this idea! Takes place after TS3.

"D-Dad?" Buzz asked in disbelief.

Woody and Jessie's eyebrows rose in confusement. The two of them had obviously not been there when the two Buzz's met Zurg.

"Buzzy boy?" Zurg muttered. His red eyes were wide in shock, as if he were about to cry. His jaw dropped open and his mouth flashed yellow when he spoke.

Buzz's eyes widened and he swallowed a gulp.

How was he going to get out of this?

"Buzz?" Jessie asked. "Who is this?"

Buzz swallowed another gulp.

"J-Jessie, uh...this is Zurg...my father."

Jessie's eyes widened in disbelief. It was then that something flashed into her mind.

"Buzzy boy?"

And she burst out laughing. Woody, as if on que, also then began to chuckle and he slapped his knee.

"Buzzy boy?" Jessie remarked in disbelief, before turning to Zurg. "You called him Buzzy boy?"

Well, Buzz thought, trying to look on the brighter side. At least they're getting off on the right foot.

Jessie remained in a fit of laughter, for a few moments, before an evil smirk erupted on her delicate features.

Uh oh...Buzz thought. He knew that smile. Please don't do anything I'll regret!

"Y-yes," Zurg stuttered and his posture then straightened. "That's because he is my Buzzy boy."

Jessie tried hard not to, but she still found herself bursting out laughing, again.

Buzz sighed and frowned.

"N-no, I'm not the Buzz you're thinking of," Buzz told Zurg in a stutter. "You're thinking of another one."

"Well...your still Buzz Lightyear though aren't you? Even though you may be a different one than the one I knew before,"

"Uh...I mean yes but-" Buzz was cut off when Zurged suddenly rushed - rolled on his wheels - over to him and tackled him into a tight embrace.

Woody and Jessie were finding it impossible to contain their snickers. Jessie smirked when she thought of something to annoy Buzz.

"Hey Zurg..." She began, stepping closer towards Buzz. "He ain't Buzzy boy."

Jessie took Buzz arms in her grip and she rested her cheek against it.

"Huh?" Zurg asked. His normal, deep voice was unusually low.

"He's my Buzzykin's," Jessie said and her grip tightened on Buzz. She had to force another evil smile away, so she instead smiled innocently.

Zurg then began to chuckle slightly.

Buzz sighed again.

"Buzzykin's?" Zurg remarked in laughter.

"You just called me Buzzy boy," Buzz defended.

"I know...but she calls you Buzzykins," Zurg pointed out. "What is she? Your girlfriend or som-"

Zurg stopped when Jessie shot him a death glare.

Even though he had only known her for a few moments, he already learned to hate Jessie's angry side.

"Actually..." Buzz began, but Woody then began to decide that he might just have his little moment of fun.

"Buzz Lightyear and Jessie sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Space Cow-boy on it's training course."

Jessie was now fuming. Buzz just heavily sighed again.

"Oh yeah...it yodels aswell." Woody added with a smile.

That's what they get for years of them teasing him and Bo.

"I can't believe it!" Zurg gasped. "Oh all the dark matter in the universe."

Jessie rose an angry eyebrow.

"You got her pregnant, didn't you?" Zurg asked, demanding an answer. His previous softy look, had now disappeared.

Buzz rolled his eyes.

Guess he's still deluded then.

"Haven't I taught you better?" Zurg asked.

However, Jessie was gaping at Zurg in horror.

"Z-"

"You ought to be ashamed of yourself!" Zurg yelled. Woody just snickered, unable to contain himself. "A decent man waits till marriage, until they place a seed in their lovers belly."

Jessie was now looking pale in the face; her eyes were full of disbelief.

Buzz sighed.

Zurg really was deluded.

"Wait...?" Zurg asked. "If you two are together, then does that make me your father-in-law?" Zurg said, looking at Jessie.

"Uh...Zurg-Dad, we can't really do any of that. Because we're toys." Buzz told him.

Zurg chuckled in amusement.

"Ha ha, the things you come up with," Zurg remarked.

But you've only known me for five minutes.

"Uh...no, we're toys. We can't do any of that stuff."

Jessie was still stood, frozen in her place, her face pale and her eyes seemed to gaze off into the distance.

"No, we can't be. That..." Zurg began, looking at Woody oddly. "Who is he?"

"The names Woody," Woody told him with a smile.

"Well Woody said that you could do that stuff." Zurg said, sounding like a three-year-old.

"Well...Dad. To be frank..." Buzz began. He knew that he may pay for doing this. But Buzz could tell that Zurg was disturbing Jessie. "Woody's a bit...you know...weird in the head."

"Hey!" Woody defended, before shaking his head. "Ahh, you're probably right."

"So you mean we really a-are...?"

"Yep," Buzz said. "We're toys."

How had Zurg not know that already?

Zurg was finding this too much to take in. So he fainted.

Buzz stared wide-eyed at Zurg, before returning his gaze to Jessie.

And boy did she look pale.

She fainted as well.

Yep, that certainly had been too much for them all to take in.

A/N Will continue this. Whether it's straight after this update or not, I don't know. Thanks again to Jade Zimmer!

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