Disclaimer: I would like to thank everyone who has reviewed, faved or put this story on alert, it means a lot to me. Unfortunately, I do not own Toy Story. Two fifths of the way there! Not stopping now! Thanks again to Jade Zimmer for this idea! Takes place after TS3.

Buzz's gaze kept switching from his unconcious Dad and Jessie.

"Uh oh," He muttered. If Jessie hadn't been mad at Buzz, or plotting revenge, already, then she certainly would be now.

Yeah...maybe Buzz should have put a stop to Zurg as soon as he began to make her feel uncomfortable. He definitely shouldn't have let Zurg remain deluded for so long.

"Uh..." Buzz began, completely flabbergastd. He looked over to Woody. "What should we do?"

Woody snorted slightly, folded his arms across his chest and looked snobbishly towards the ceiling.

"How am I supposed to know?" Woody asked in a mocking tone. "Apparently I'm crazed in the head."

"I said weird actually."

Woody shot him a death glare.

Buzz had to force himself not to sigh and roll his eyes.

Mood swing.

"Same thing," Woody said, through grit teeth.

"Well actually, crazed means..." Buzz began, but he paused when Woody's glare deepened. "Woody, just help me, please."

"How would I know how to help?" Woody asked sternly. "Since I am weird in the head."

Buzz sighed.

"Woody, I didn't mean that," Buzz muttered, feeling completely annoyed. "It's just because I wanted to stop Zurg from acting deluded. You saw how uncomfortable he made Jessie."

"Well it's not my fault now is it?" Woody asked. "Because it ain't my Dad who disturbed my girl friend by saying she was pregnant."

For a brief moment, Buzz found himself wanting to yell at Woody that he didn't have a girl friend, but he eventually thought better of it.

Buzz swallowed a gulp. If Jessie hadn't even been plotting enough revenge already, she now had reason to plot even more.

"Woody, just help...please?"

Woody's glare sharpened, before the Sheriff shook his head.

"Afraid this is something you're gonna have to get out of yourself Ranger.

"Woody, help me!" Buzz snapped. "Please?"

Woody's features suddenly softened and, for a brief moment, he looked as if he actually had decided that he was going to help.

But it was then when the door to the inside play area opened and the kids flooded in.

His eyes widened for a brief moment as Jessie began to stir. Just as the kids were making their way over to them, Buzz threw himself on her at the last moment, before becoming inanimate. He needed to make sure that she didn't attract any unnecessary attention.

If Woody hadn't been inanimate, he probably would've burst out laughing.

Bonnie rushed over to the toys, before picking up Buzz and Jessie. She looked around for, Woody, Ken and Barbie and was about to continue with playing out a scene, when she noticed Zurg.

Her eyebrows rose.

"I don't remember seeing you before," Bonnie admitted, before picking the toy up.

She thought over it for a few moments, before a smile loomed on her face.

Bonnie had a perfect idea of how she could use the toys.

The scene began with Ken and Barbie on a date, but their date was interrupted when Jessie ran up to them to claim that something bad is coming. They didn't believe her at first, but they screamed when Zurg flew in and aimed his ion blaster at the three of them. Buzz Lightyear then came to the rescue, but not before he could prevent Ken from being kidnapped by Zurg.

"Noooo!" Bonnie yelled, as Barbie. "We have to save him."

Buzz posture then drooped low, as if he were drowning in disappointment.

"I don't know if we can," Bonnie said, as Buzz. "I think he escaped."

"No outlaw escapes from my town," Bonnie said, her voice deepened as she voiced Woody. "Let's go get them Buzz."

After a few moments, Buzz, Woody, Barbie and Jessie were in Zurg's lair.

"I'm scared," Barbie admitted.

"Don't be," Woody encouraged. "We'll catch him."

"Don't speak so soon," A new, deep voice told them; they snapped around in panic.

It was Zurg.

Zurg made his way towards them, dragging Ken along with him. He threw Ken at them and Barbie let out a cry when Ken fell over. She knelt next to him.

"It the end of your days, Buzzy boy," Bonnie said, as Zurg. Aiming his ion blaster at the Space Ranger, Zurg fired.

"Buzz!" Jessie yelled in fear.

"Use your lazer!" Woody suggested.

Buzz managed to dodge that shot, and he aimed his lazer at Zurg's face, before pressing on the red button.

Bonnie nocked Zurg down to the ground at the sound of Buzz's lazer.

"Yee haaw!" Bonnie yelled, as Jessie. "You saved the day again Buzz!"

After a few more hours of playing, it was time for Bonnie to go home and both Zurg and Jessie were now conscious.

"Wow," Zurg remarked. "That's what it feels like to be a toy."

"Yeah," Buzz muttered. "Feels good, doesn't it?"

Zurg nodded, before he frowned.

"So does that mean I'm not your father?"

Buzz didn't know what to say to that. He was about to answer honestly, when he saw that look on Zurg's face.

"Well...technically...no, but you can still be my father," Buzz didn't actually want to go through with this, but the look on Zurg's face was priceless. "Toys can still adopt...a couple of my friends adopted some alien kids."

Zurg's face brightened, he rushed forward and embrace Buzz.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you," Zurg said quickly.

"Uh...okay," Buzz said, unsure of what to do next. This hug was rather...awkward.

Zurg then realized that he was losing his cool; he then pulled away and cleared his throat.

"I m-mean, it's a pleasure," Zurg stuttered.

"Okay?" Buzz said.

Woody and Jessie couldn't help it. They burst out laughing again.

"Hope to see you again soon," Zurg told him.

"Yeah..."

Zurg turned around, trying to look as cool as he could.

But he had to brush tears from his eyes.

As Woody, Jessie and Buzz were taken to Bonnie's house, they were all thinking along the same lines.

That really had been one strange day.

A/N Had a goofy grin on my face the whole time I was writing this chapter! Thanks again to Jade Zimmer, you have been a very great help with this story.

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