Bella POV

"I can't believe he told you guys that. He promised me he wouldn't bring it up again. He promised!" I dry-sobbed, hugging my knees. I don't know why I was so upset, Edward was an amazing husband, and I loved him with all my heart, but lately I've been feeling like he kind of takes me for granted, like it's my duty to love him, and be there for him. I voiced my opinions to the others.

"I've been feeling the exact same thing!" Alice exclaimed "Jasper only pays me attention when he has nothing better to do."

"Emmet only pays attention to me when he wants sex. I can't even remember the last time we had a proper conversation." Rosalie complained

"Men are a complicated and messy waste of space. I don't even want to see Edward right now. Tonight, do you guys want to have a sleepover in Alice's room? We can kick the boys out, prove to them that we don't need them!" I said excitedly.

"ooh, yes, let's!" Alice started jumping, "and we can give Bella a makeover!"

Okay, so that's not really what I had in mind but I would go with it, if it made her happy.

Rosalie POV

It was time for PE again, and I was ready to flaunt what I had to make Emmet jealous. Alice, Bella, Renesmee and I walked into the changing room, and grabbed our bags from our lockers, or in Renesmee's case just got our clothes from our backpacks. I pulled off my top and heard the whispers start up again, so I decided to destroy the other girls' self-esteems a little more. I pretended to pull on my shirt, and then said, "Damn, I forgot my deodorant, do you guys have some?" my family all shook their heads in confusion, and I turned, chucking my shirt back down onto the bench. "Does anybody else have any deodorant?" they all shook their heads mutely, though not from confusion. They were all staring at my perfectly flat stomach, my flawlessly clear skin, my perfect breasts, and my expensive-looking bra. I could practically see the jealousy eating at them as they watched me turn and shrug my shoulders. "Oh well," I fake sighed "it's not like I sweat much anyway."

I got dressed quickly in my tight-fitting PE uniform, and walked out quickly, but not before complaining loudly about how fat I looked in it. Emmett was waiting for me outside, but I pushed past him, not even bothering to glare at him.

"C'mon Rosie, don't be like that baby, please…" but I ignored him, walking over to where Bella and Alice were standing. I linked arms with them.

"Come on girls, let's go sit over there," I pointed to the far corner of the gym. We walked over there and sat, talking about our new teachers and who we thought was the prettiest human girl in the school. Then Renesmee walked over.

"Mum," she said seriously, "are you breaking up with dad?"

"What?! No,no, honey, not at all! How could you even think that?" Bella replied reassuringly, but worriedly.

"it's just that you seem so hurt and angry, and he's so upset, that I thought maybe you two would leave each other…" she trailed off sadly, looking beseechingly up at Bella, her huge eyes widened sadly.

"We are NOT going to separate sweetie, we are just going through a…rough patch and as soon as your father apologizes properly and I believe he means it, then I will forgive him and we will be back together. Ok?"

"Ok!" Renesmee skipped off happily, obviously relieved, and started shooting hoops from the 3-pointer line.

Jasper POV

I was sitting in Emmett's room with Edward and Emmett, who was whining about being 'sexually deprived'.

"Why doesn't she like sex? Sex is fun. It's not a crime to want it…" I glanced over at Edward who just rolled his eyes at me.

"So, what should we do?" I asked, still stuck on how to get Alice to know how much I appreciate her.

"Well," Edward began, his thoughtful mood making a welcome change from Emmett's desperate one, "they have been feeling unloved, right?" I nodded in agreement, Emmett just moaned pitifully. "so we should make a public announcement about how much we love and cherish them, something about how we 'can't live without them' and whatever."

"That might work," I nodded, "Alice likes that sort of thing,"

"Emmett, just a tip, don't mention how good Rosalie is in bed or anything. In fact, don't mention sex if you ever want her to sleep with you again," Edward advised sternly.

"But what will I say!" Emmett wailed

"I dunno, but try and be romantic" I replied, glancing at Edward again. He shook his head at Emmett, who was now slumped on the floor in defeat.