Disclaimer: I do not own anything relating to Supernatural! But Caeli's ALL mine!

"What are you eating? Better yet, what are you trying to make me eat?"

"Same thing I'm eating," Dean answered with his mouth stuffed full of food, "a nice greasy cheese and bacon burger, with some greasy french fries, and coke! Best thing to get after a hangover." Caeli just wrinkled her nose as she watched him take another bite of his burger.

"Waah?" Dean asked as he chewed.

"I don't like burgers…. or bacon… or soda…" Caeli replied as she stared dismally at the food in front of her.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Dean practically yelled, his eyes huge, "What sane person doesn't like BACON?"

"Well I'm not one to vouch for my sanity," Caeli smiled teasingly, "besides, not everyone still eats like a caveman." Caeli looked pointedly as Dean stuff another bite into his overflowing mouth.

"So, I'm not allowed to enjoy the little things in life? Like a burger?"

"Nobodies stoppin ya."

"So, what do you live on then?" Dean asked curiously after a short pause. Caeli contemplated her answer as she ate a french fry.

"Well, it's not like I'm against FAST FOOD, obviously," Caeli added as she popped another french fry in her mouth, "but… I don't know, I'm kinda… specific when it comes to my food." Caeli laughed softly.

"So, you're picky." Dean stated.

"Pretty much…" Caeli smiled, "But what can I say, it's how I keep my slim figure." Caeli winked, causing Dean to roll his eyes.

"I see you have nothing against eating my french fries." Dean raised an eyebrow as Caeli stole another one.

"You want it back?" Caeli opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue.

"And you said I'M the gross one!" Just then their waiter came back to fill their already full drinks. Dean glanced over at Caeli wondering what she would do this time. When the boy had first come over to take their order, it was obvious that he though Caeli was smoking. All Caeli had to do was give him a single suggestive look when she placed her order for the boy to be hopelessly in love with her in seconds.

"How's your meal?" the boy asked shyly, Caeli glanced up at the boy with the smallest of smiles and licked her lips, causing the boy to blush.

"I ordered the wrong thing." Caeli whined with a slight pout to her lips that only made them more noticeable.

"I'm sorry!" the boy hurriedly tried to impress Caeli, "whatever you want instead I'll get it for you right away, free of charge." Caeli smiled sweetly and order her new meal. As the boy turned to leave, Caeli lightly trailed her fingers across his arm, stopping him.

"Thank you"

Caeli said softly, smiling innocently up at him before turning back to Dean and ignoring the boy's flushed face and slightly open mouth before he scurried away. Dean just stared pointedly at Caeli waiting for her to explain herself.

"What? It's not like you've never flirted with someone to get what you wanted."

"True but usually don't do it for food…" Caeli just turned away from dean as she stole another fry.

"Seriously, why?" Caeli sighed as her gaze became transfixed to the baby and her mom across the street.

"When you first saw me and talked to me, your first though was she's hot right?"

"Well…." Dean rubbed his neck uncomfortably.

"I don't want that to be the first thing to pop into peoples minds, never have. I want them to think I'm kind or loyal or strong but instead I get hot, or sexy." Dean stared at Caeli trying to force her to look back at him but she kept her gaze fixed to the outside.

"I don't have someone like how you have Sam. I've only had and tried in two relationships and both ended up in disaster for me. I guess after a while everything just became a game. So, I figured why not play." Caeli chuckled darkly as she turned back to look at Dean, her eyes cold.

"It's just easier to play with and screw some else over before they can do the same to me." Caeli finished and turned to stare back out the window, not even caring when their waiter returned with her new meal. Dean ate the rest of his meal in silence, until he noticed all his fries were gone.

"Wow…." Dean started shaking his head, " do you hate me? Eating a few fries a man can live with but all of his fries? I noticed you conveniently order something that came with out fries." Caeli's face came back to life as she smiled devilishly over at Dean, just waggling her eyebrows as she ate the last fry in front of him.

"So, when did you decide to take on a full career of screwing people?" They were walking down a busy street just going wherever the path took them.

"After I acquired a name and a theme song." Caeli answered nonchalantly, stooping to look into a store's window. Caeli started to walk inside and Dean followed, wondering what she could have possibly seen to interest her.

"A theme song?"

"Don't sound so worried, it's not that bad." Caeli replied while searching through a pile of t-shirts 50% off.

"Are you gonna tell me or make me guess?" Dean snapped, feeling awkward with the old lady at the cash register staring at him hungrily.

"Well after I played along with someone the first time, they dubbed me with the name Heartbreaker and funnily enough, after he had run out crying a song came on… that was… perfect." Caeli held up a shirt looking triumphant and headed over to the cash register to pay for it. Dean followed reluctantly but he wanted to know what song it was. Dean leaned against the counter and raised an eyebrow waiting for an answer. The old lady moved closer to him from behind the counter and Dean straightened up, glaring at the smile Caeli was trying to hide.

"You probably wont know it, cause its from this century but it's simply called 'How to be a heartbreaker' by Marina and the Diamonds." Caeli thanked the old lady who had never taken her eyes off Dean and swung her bag happily as they continued to walk back down the street.

"I have no idea what song that is or who those people are." Dean laughed

"Maybe I'll play it for you sometime." Caeli smiled but her smile looked forced.

"What's in the bag?" Dean almost commanded, tired of having to prod Caeli for every thing. Caeli laughed and rolled her eyes at his tone but took out the shirt and held it up. The shirt was black and had the Batman symbol on the front of it, but was ripped (and not purposely) so when Caeli held it in front of her, it had a massive midriff.

"Why?" Dean asked, a smile tugging at his lips.

"Because," Caeli smirked looking at Dean, "I'm Batman."

A/N: The FAST FOOD thing is for anyone that watches Person Of Interest, haha that episode just cracks me up Also I promised someone I would include Batman somehow Another hint about Caeli's past! What could it be? Of course I know but I've been swore to secrecy! Until I decide to tell you guys…. If ever… ;) Oh, I also don't own the song lol but if you listen to it i kinda feel like Caeli has become a player due to her past that you don't know Muahahaha!

Hope you enjoyed and please review it means so much to me when you guys do! * have some of Dean's french fries ;) *