Ladies and genteman boys and girls children of all ages. I present to you a chapter most of the evening in the making. Mark your callanders because you will want to tell your grandchildren about the day you read Chapter 2.

P.S. yes I had to do that. you get a cookie if you can say where i got the speach from :D

Shego

Shego growled as she followed her master down to breakfast. If it wasn't for the rune on her left hand she would have shown the girl a game called Louise goes ouch but because of the rune she just couldn't. She also found out that it stopped her walking to far away from Louise without her permission so like it or not Shego was stuck. Luckily for her that's all the rune did she did not have to obey any orders and could defend herself from abuse like this morning when Louise tried to whip her. It had taken all of Shego's will not to let her plasma powers run wild.

Shego and Louise walked into the dining area to see an amusing sight. The ponce from yesterday got slapped by two girls then started yelling at the buffoon.

"How dare you make two ladies cry" the ponce yelled. Shego just rolled her eyes "please he was obviously cheating on them."

"Ummm weren't they crying because you were cheating on them?" the buffoon asked confused.

"How dare a commoner like you talk to me that way. You should be on your knees begging for my forgiveness."

The buffoon ignored him sat down at one of the tables causing everyone to glare at him and helped himself to some food.

"What are you doing?" the ponce asked.

"Eating duh" the buffoon replied simply.

"A mere commoner is not worthy to eat with us nobles."

Shego walked over and sat down next to the buffoon grabbing some food "then go away" she said simply.

"Morning Shego" the buffoon said with a lop-sided grin ignoring the ponce.

"What's good?" she asked.

"Try the french toast and the cheese omelettes they seem to be the only food that is decent here" the buffoon said with a small shudder.

Shego took a few bites of her french toast before pushing it to the side "wow for a bunch of self absorbed nobles this is pretty boring food" she muttered.

"I know right" the buffoon said frowning "I'm going to see if i can get the chefs to let me cook my own meals."

"You better make some for me from now on" Shego ordered remembering the time he turned his school cafeteria into a five class restaraunt.

"What the hell are you doing?" Louise shouted.

The buffoon and Shego turned to face her "eating duh" they said simultaneously.

"She's worse than the princess" Shego muttered.

"and they make Drakken look smart" the buffoon replied back.

Shego paused and thought about it for a second before shuddering. The buffoon was right.

"Familiar get over here now" Louise shrieked. Shego just gave her the finger.

"Commoner I challenge you to a duel" the ponce shouted. Everyone paused Shego and the buffoon didn't know it but duels were very serious to the nobles.

"Denied" the buffoon said rolling his eyes.

"What are you scared?" the ponce said smirking.

"Buffoon" Shego said rubbing her head "can you please just shut him up."

The buffoon rolled his eyes "fine I need a warm up anyway" he sighed before turning to face the ponce. "What are the rules?"

The ponce puffed himself up "anything goes until either one of us surrenders, gets knocked out or dies."

"Where and when?"

"Vestri court ten minutes" the ponce said before turning around and walking away.

"You're going to die" Louise said from behind them.

The buffoon and Shego looked at each other before bursting into laughter. after a few minutes and Louise turning redder and redder the buffoon turned to Louise "ummm where is Vestri court?"

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Ron

Ron was amused. he had woken up and gone to get breakfast when he noticed that the blond ponce had dropped something. After handing it back to him the ponce was slapped by two girls and the ponce blamed him. Next Ron ignored him and started having a very bland breakfast when Shego joined him and they actually talked civilly to each other no threats or anything. Then the blond ponce decided he had to duel Ron and even better people thought he would lose. He had fought Killigan, Monkey Fist, DN Amy, Drakken and Shego and countless henchmen a ponce wouldn't even harm him.

After getting directions Ron casually walked to Vestri court summoning the Lotus Blade on the way and changing it to a staff form.

"I'm surprised that you even showed up" the ponce said arrogantly.

"Well a beautiful woman told me to shut you up and i can't exact;y refuse her can I" Ron said with a smirk not noticing Shego blush.

"What? You mean that freaky green skinned bitch?" the ponce spat.

Ron growled the ponce would pay and Ron knew the perfect way to make him pay. "How about a little bet to make this interesting?" Ron smirked.

"Oh what do you have in mind commoner?"

"Every minute that this duel goes on we add twenty dollars whoever wins the duel gets all the money" Ron smirked (AN: i got no idea what they're currency is so using New Zealand Dollars as im a kiwi :D)

The ponce smirked "very well you have a bet commoner. My runic name is Guiche the Bronze so my bronze valkyries will be your opponents" with a wave of a rose shaped wand a bronze statue appeared in front of him.

Ron bowed japanese style "my name is Ron Stoppable I look forward to taking your money today."

With a yell the bronze statue charged at Ron... slowly. Ron sighed as he stepped to the side letting the valkyrie charge past him. "This fight is going to be boring."

Ten minutes later all Ron hard done was dodge the valkyrie and he hadn't broken a sweat.

"Fight back you coward" yelled Guiche.

"Yeah Stoppable kick his ass or are you trying to draw the fight out or something?" Shego yelled.

Ron just smirked and nodded causing Shego to erupt into laughter at what he was doing.

"Fine i'll just have to end this now" the ponce yelled and six more golems appeared.

Ron rolled his eyes. "Sure they are strong but they are just so damn slow."

Forty five minutes later Ron got bored and decided to end it With a quick leap he landed on a Valkyrie. He then bashed it's head in with his staff and jumped to another Valkyrie and repeated what he did. In twenty seconds all of the valkyries were destroyed.

"Do you give up?" Ron asked casually.

."I refuse to lose to a commoner" the ponce yelled and charged Ron. Only for Ron to sidestep and kick him in the balls making him fall to the ground in pain. With a kick to the temple Guiche was unconscious and Ron had won.

"So how much did I win?" he asked facing the crowd.

"One thousand one hundred and twenty dollars" a blue haired girl reading a book replied without looking up.

Ron smirked "I think I actually like it here" he murmured as shego walked over to him.

"My turn Stoppable" she announced with an evil smirk. "Mommy"