A/N: I'M SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY EVERYONE! LATE UPDATE! FORGIVE ME, I'M ON VACATION AND THERE'S NOT MUCH WI-FI CONNECTION! SORRY! SUPER SORRY!

WARNING: VERY SLIGHT YAOI! SORRY, I CAN'T HELP IT!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Code Geass!

Though its' late, hope you enjoy it!

Lesson 3: Never Use Ladders.

Lelouch feels like a dwarf. Sure, he was tall physically. But when it comes to getting books from the shelves, his mind kept screaming he's a total midget. So right now, in order to study for that 1 hour History test, he has to get that darn textbook from the 4th shelf; which is impossible to get.

"Damn it.." Lelouch cursed silently "How the heck am I gonna get that stupid book? I'm gonna flunk my test." he said. His violet irises began to search for some object that can help him reach it. He thought about using a ladder, but he promised that he would never use ladders again, after falling on a teacher and nearly kissed him on the lips.

Just then, a familiar brunette came in.

I know! Lelouch thought and ran towards his best friend.

"Suzaku!" he called out.

"Yeah?" Suzaku responded.

"Can you do me a favor?" Lelouch asked "But don't laugh."

"Sure." the brunette said,smiling.

"Follow me."

Suzaku followed Lelouch in the History Book Section. At first, Suzaku was confused. He doesn't know why the raven wouldn't get the book on the 4th shelf when there is a ladder.

"Can you try to get it for me,please?"

"Lelouch.." Suzaku started "There's a ladder over there. Use it, dummy." he chuckled.

"Oh heck,no" Lelouch said "After falling on a teacher and nearly kissed him last week, l'll never use ladders for the rest of my life."

"So I'm the one who will get it?"

"Duh. Now get moving exercise nut."

Suzaku sighed "Okay,okay. I'll get it. Geez, you don't need to call me that" he said. He, then, grabbed the ladder and settled it down to where the spot of the book it. He climbed up and got the book that Lelouch asked. He turned around.

"Is this i-WOAH!" the ladder that he was standing on, began to collapse. Suzaku tried to maintain the balance but he failed and..

THUD!

The next thing that Suzaku knew was that he was on top of something soft and warm. When he opened his eyes, he nearly screamed.

He was..on top..of...LELOUCH. And his lips are slightly attached to his No..way.. He felt a small blush on his face

Lelouch opened his violet orbs and widened all of a sudden WHAT THE HECK, SUZAKU?! His face was red now.

WHACK!

"OW!" Suzaku cried out in pain "What was THAT for, Lelouch?" he asked, still blushing.

"You idiot!" Lelouch fumed. And his face was red as well. "What were you thinking? Landing on me like I'm a mattress!"

"Well , I'm sorry. The ladder collapsed. Its' impossible for me to NOT fall on you." Suzaku blurted out.

"Pervert"

"Am not!"

Lelouch sighed "Look, just forget about it okay?" he said.

"It was just an utter coincidence." Suzaku said.

"Like heck it is." Lelouch said "Anyways, thanks for getting my book by the way."

"Yo guys!" Rivalz called from the other shelf. "I forgot to tell you this. We use mini stairs now! No ladders!"

"Why didn't you tell us that earlier!" Lelouch asked irritatingly.

"Oops!"

The duo sighed. But Lelouch told Suzaku something.

"Do NOT use ladders."

"Yes sir.." Suzaku mumbled.

Yup that's right. No ladders allowed when you're best friends.

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Until next time. ;)

~Dark Zero 1718