Bella POV

That was SO EMBARRASING. I buried my face in Edward's chest as the applause filled the room and the screen went dark. He stroked my hair and whispered gently to me.

"It wasn't so bad, Bella, they loved it. I think it was great, Renesmee looked beautiful." at that I lifted my head and smiled up at him.

"She is beautiful, isn't she." He chuckled.

"Yes, love, we created the most beautiful and perfect creature in the world." He replied sincerely. I grinned wider, and leaned in to brush my lips gently against his. The kiss deepened as electricity lit up wherever our bodies touched. I moaned quietly and knotted my hands in his hair. Behind us somebody coughed loudly. I regretfully pulled myself away from Edward and turned to see Alice standing there, glaring at us. I giggled.

"God, you guys are at it again? Is it not enough that you have all night to do it, so you have to do it all day to? Now move your horny ass's and get over here, we are playing a game of truth and dare, for old time's sake." I looked at where she was gesturing, and saw all of the humans were sitting in a circle, staring at us with a mix of desire and disappointment. I hopped off Edwards lap and grabbed his hand.

"Don't worry, sweetheart. She's right, we do have all night, and I am going to make that night last as long as possible," I murmured quietly in his ear before biting gently on his earlobe, then skipping off to sit beside Alice on the floor. I heard Edward groan, and congratulated myself. I had him right where I wanted him.

Edward POV

I took a deep breath, and readjusted my trousers, before joining them. I sat down in the circle and pulled Bella onto my lap.

"That wasn't very nice." I whispered in her ear. She giggled loudly.

"Oh, Edward honey, you are so funny!" I glanced at her questioningly.

I don't like the way all the girls here are looking at you. She thought angrily, pulling her shield back.

I chuckled. "Well, you are the only one for me." She smiled happily, and leaned in closer to-

"Oi, you two, are you playing or not?" Emmett yelled, cos if you don't play I will tell everyone what happened when you-

"Yes, Emmett," I sighed, cutting him off mid-thought. "Who is first?"

"I am." No one disagreed, so Emmett continued. "And I choose….you, Eddie boy."

"Surprise, surprise," I muttered to myself. I felt Bella giggle.

Now, I could make him flash Jessica, or maybe seven minutes in heaven with Lauren... yeah, that's what I will….SHIT, he's a mind reader, urm, I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie…

"Truth," I decided, after not much thought. Seven minutes in Heaven with Lauren Mallory….eeeeeew! I saw the disappointment cross Emmett's face. He looked like a little kid whose mum had just told him that it was time to leave Disneyland. Then his face lit up. Oh no…

"How many times have you and Bellsy here had sex, and name the 5 weirdest places you have done it!" He stated proudly, glancing over at Rosalie for approval. She nodded appreciatively at him.

"good job Em!" she giggled. Bella buried her face in my chest and moaned. I stroked her head gently, glaring at Emmett.

"Ssshhhh, Bella, it's ok love." I soothed, still glaring.

No, it's not. I am never going to live this down! Everyone will think we are complete sex-addicts! I hate you, this is your fault. I smiled into her hair.

"Love you too, sweetheart." I murmured into her ear. Then I squared my shoulders. "Do you want to know the exact number?" I asked Emmett, who was grinning at Bella's distress.

"Yes, dear brother of mine." I could hear all the girls' thoughts around me: I bet he's embarrassed because she doesn't satisfy him! They have probably only done it, like, twice! I could satisfy him so much better…

"1248" Jaws dropped. That's, like, at least once every night for the last 5 years…. SLUT…..Omg, What? ... I am never showing my face again. That last one was Bella. I rubbed her arm soothingly. Emmett was still smiling, waiting for part 2. I sighed again, and said quickly. "and the 5 weirdest places were: on my piano, in Rosalie's convertible, in Alice's closet, on Carlisle's desk and in one of the aisles in the public library." Silence.

Bella POV

I was still buried in Edward's chest when the chaos started.

"My CLOTHES!" Alice wailed, clutching Jasper to stop her from falling over.

"My CAR? You ANIMALS! My beautiful car" Rosalie collapsed against Emmett, who sat her down on his lap and rocked her gently back and forth.

"Wow, Eddie, I have to say you have grown up. I never thought there would come a day when you would stop pleasuring yourself and actually come out and enjoy the real-"

"Emmett, stop." Edward growled. I pulled back and looked him in the face.

"What's he talking about?" I asked, curiously. Edward pulled me back in close.

"Nothing."

"ok," I snuggled in closer, glad that ordeal was over.

"Rosalie, Truth or Dare?" Edward asked politely,

"uuumh, Truth?"

"Bad choice, Rosie dear, tell us every single thing you have dressed up as when having sex with Emmett" He grinned at her, and she grinned back. Emmett looked….proud. I think this was a bad choice.

"Ok, ok. Um, well, there was the nurse, the business woman, the hooker, the homeless person, the druggie, the doctor, the dentist, the native American, the granny…" the smile on everyone's faces was replaced by a look of pure disgust as Rosalie took a breath…and KEPT GOING, "…then there was the princess, prom-date, a cowgirl, a prisoner, a thief, the police officer, the fire-fighter, stripper, the boss, the secretary, the librarian, the spy, and, urm, I think that's it." She looked up at her everyone and smiled, unabashed. I think a few of the men fainted…or at least hyperventilated.

After a few more rounds, none of them very embarrassing, the gym lights were turned off, and the reunion was over. I said goodbye to everyone, and they watched as we walked away, many of the girls looking near to tears. I wasn't sad though. Relieved was more like it. I grabbed Edwards hand. Goodbye Forks High School.