Hey sorry for the long update of this and sorry for the short chapter but yeah.
also on another note my computer is completley fucked but cause i love you guys so much i am now writing at an internet cafe after putting 100 on my account so i should be sweet until i get a new comp

Shego

Shego was shocked when that morning Ron came and announced that they were going shopping. She was more shocked when he told her that the reason was to buy her a weapon so she wouldn't have to use her powers as it would be a good idea to keep them hidden. She glared at him when he said that but calmed down when he pointed out that everyone thought she was defenseless and would not have their guard up while attacking her.

"So where did you get the money to afford a sword?" Shego asked as they walked the long road to town. It had been easy enough to get Louise to let Shego go, all Ron had to do was glare at her and she caved.

"I got payed by that annoying ponce when he woke up and realised he lost the bet" Ron smirked.

"We may just make a villain of you yet" Shego grinned.

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After a few hours of walking the two came to a weapon shop and decided to look around. It was a pathetic shop. Oh it was clean and had many weapons available but Shego could tell by looking at them that they were made for show and not use.

The two were about to leave when a voice called out. "Sister is that you? It must have been centuries."

Turning around Shego and Ron looked for the source of the voice only to see a barrel full of old swords. One of the rustiest of the swords started to move and it then spoke. "Sister it's me Derf don't you remember me?"

"Is that sword calling you sister?" Ron asked in shock.

"i...don't...know" Shego muttered.

"Nah i'm not calling the green lass sister. I'm talking to Lotus on your back" Derf replied as if it was obvious.

Shego looked around but neither of them had anything on their backs. "What are you talking about?"

Ron looked shocked and looked very uncomfortable. "I don't know what you are talking about" he obviously lied.

Derf sighed. "How can a sword sigh? Wait how can a sword talk? Oh right magic. Stupid Magic." "Look lass just pick me up and you will see something amazing." he ordered.

Still shocked and not thinking properly Shego reached out and grabbed the sword by the hilt.

Instantly the brand on Shego's hand light up and her hand felt as if it was on fire. As a reflex to the pain she lit up her hands with her green plasma. She watched in fascination as the pain disappeared and her brand turned the same green as her plasma was. She also watched as Derf grew in size until he was the size of a Greatsword and his blade light up with her plasma as well.

Before they could say anything Ron and Shego heard a loud thump and turned to find that the shopkeeper had passed out.

"So lass I guess you are the one to wield me now" the sword said almost grinning.

"What are you?" Ron and Shego asked simultaneously.

The sword seemed to puff it's self up. "I am the magical sword Derflinger brother to Lotus over there. It has been several centuries since I have been used so I may not remember what I can do but I do know that I was never made to grow larger or to be covered in green fire. You must be a very powerful lass and it would be great fun to travel with you."

"And what if I don't want to travel with you?" Shego asked.

"Awww come on lass" Derf seemed to pout. "I'm a magical talking sword that is centuries old how could you not want to travel with me."

"He does have a point" Ron said grinning wide.

When Shego looked at Ron she noticed something different. He had a white katana strapped to his back. Shego recognized it as the sword that he magically summoned before. "How did I not notice that before? Wait does Stoppable know magic? Didn't Monkey Fist once mention something about some monkey powers or something?"

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Ron

Ron's day was going surprisingly well. When he first woke up he went and acquired his bet money from the ponce who left with a few bruises. He then decided to take Shego shopping for a weapon of some-kind as he didn't think it would be a good idea for the mages to know she can throw plasma. And then they ran into a talking sword that reacted to Shego's plasma and was somehow related to the Lotus Blade. And now Shego was looking at the Lotus Blade even though it should be invisible.

"So Stoppable mind telling me about that sword on your back?" Shego asked curiously.

"Um well it's sort of a secret" on said nervously backing away.

The sword Derf started to whisper to Shego before she finally nodded "deal" she announced.

"I'm going to regret this."

"She is my sister known as the Lotus Blade or Lotus for short. We were made by a godly smith several eons ago. She has the power to change form at will and can turn invisible. Though she will only work as a sword for someone with Mystical Monkey Powers anyone else who tried to use her would end up killing themselves" Derf announced to Shego's shock.

"What he said" Ron mumbled looking for an escape route.

"So when were you going to tell me that you had powers?" Shego asked glaring at Ron.

Ron gulped "ummm well I was asked to keep it secret."

"Who else knows?"

"Just Monkey Fist and a few others who I am sworn to secrecy about" Ron said.

Shego paused. "You haven't told the princess?" she asked shocked.

"No I haven't told anyone. Everyone who knows found out on their own" he said pressing himself up against a wall.

"Lass you're scaring the poor lad" Derf piped up.

Shego smirked. "Good he should be scared" she then turned and faced Ron. "And you. We are stuck in a different world surrounded by mages. You are to tell me EVERYTHING about your powers at once" Shego growled.