Disclaimer: I do not own Toy Story. I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed, sent a suggestion, added this story to alert, added to favourites or has even taken time to read it. What would I do without y'all? Over halfway there! Not stopping now! Thanks to Jade Zimmer for this idea. Has nothing to do with previous chapter.
"Right guys," Hamm began. All the guys were crowded under the bed, apart from Peaty the pea. "This is a game I like to call 'Last Guy Wins All'."
"We know that," Mr Potato-head snapped.
"We don't," Buttercup exclaimed, indicating himself, Chuckles, Totoro and Mr Pricklepants.
"Yeah, so pipe it down Potato-head."
Woody had to contain himself from rolling his eyes.
"Could we just get on with the game?" Buzz asked, before sighing.
"I was trying to explain it for those who haven't played it before," Hamm claimed. "But as I was saying, the rules of this game are simple. Youb are given a simple question. You choose from Truth or Dare. And if you are unable to answer the truth or go through with the dare, you're out. No second chances. If you manage to go through with it, then you become the asker of the question. Now the main aim of the game is to get as many people out as you can, by asking difficult questions or placing challenging dares."
"Isn't this just a rip-off of Truth or Dare?" Buttercup asked expectantly.
"No," Hamm stated. "Because in this game, you only get one chance and ten seconds to answer the truth. And, it's a lot more manlier."
Woody smirked to himself.
"Any thing else?" Chuckles asked.
"Well, there is one more thing."
"What?" Mr Pricklepants asked.
"The last person in wins."
"Well that's oblivious," Buttercup remarked.
"You mean to say obvious," Hamm answered.
"What did I say?"
"You said oblivious."
Buttercup's eyes widened.
"I don't even know what that means."
"Right," Buzz began. "Are we all ready?"
Everyone agreed.
"Okay then," Hamm said. "Since I created this game, I get to start."
Hamm looked around, for anyone he could pick on.
"Oh...and if there's anyone who doesn't want to play, I suggest you leave now."
Only Totoro left the group.
"Ah, Rex. Truth or dare?"
"Ahhh!" Rex squealed. "I don't know. I hate it when everyone's eyes are on me!"
"Just pick one!" Mr Potato-head urged.
"Ah! Okay, I pick dare."
Hamm smiled. He had an excellent dare.
"Okay Rex, I dare you to...uh...rub the underside of Trixie's belly with your tail."
There were a few snickers from the group as Rex's jaw dropped.
"What?"
"You heard."
"But she's so...short," Rex anxiously stated, realizing how awkward it would be.
"Exactly," Hamm remarked, with a wink.
"You don't have to do it though," Hamm added. "Not if you're chicken."
"No, no, no. I'm not a chicken."
"Then do it."
Rex contained a whimper as he stepped out from under Bonnie's bed. The other toys watched as Rex slowly made his way up to the computer desk. But he abruptly stopped, before turning around and waving his arms frantically in the air.
"Ahh! I can;t do it!" He exclaimed, before he began to spin on his spot and he fainted.
Hamm snorted.
"I guess he's out then," Hamm remarked. "It's my turn to ask again."
There were a few sighs, but he continued.
"Ah, Buttercup, truth or dare?"
"Dare," Buttercup answered. "I'm not a sissy."
"Okay, I dare you to go into the garbage can and eat Bonnie's rotten apple core."
Buttercip's eyes widened.
"No way," He claimed instantly. "There's no way you're getting me to do that. Do I look like Bullseye?"
Bullseye then proceeded to look offended, but he shook the feeling off.
Buttercup then left the group..
"Okay," Hamm began. "Woody, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"If you had to be gay, which one of us would you go out with?"
"What...? That's not a fair question."
"10...9...8...7,"
"Okay, okay. It would have to be Buzz."
The whole group began to laugh, all apart from Woody and Buzz. Buzz blushed.
"All right, it's my turn now." Woody began. "Before his eyes settled on Chuckle's, who was frowning as always. "Okay, Chuckles?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to smile, while jumping up and down, for five seconds straight."
Chuckles huffed, he wasn't going to enjoy this.
He pulled the biggest grin he possibly could, before he jumped up and down slightly.
"5...4...3,"
But they were counting really slow and Chuckles hated this game.
"You know what?" Chuckles asked and he frowned, before stopping completely. "This is pointless. I'm going."
Chuckles left and Woody instantly turned to Mr Pricklepants.
"Truth or dare?" Woody asked.
"Dare."
"I dare you to speak with an American accent."
Mr Pricklepants instantly left.
"Wow," Hamm muttered. "This game is going to be short."
"Slinky," Woody began. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare Woody."
"I dare you to...uh...tell Trixie that the computer broke."
"Nuh uh," Slinky instantly said. "I ain't gonna be the one dealing with her."
Slinky left.
"Wow, everyone is rubbish at this game," Hamm commented.
"Hey I'm not, I could beat your butt any day," Mr Potato-head remarked, but was ignored.
Woody turned to Bullseye, who was looking really nervous.
"Bullseye...?" Woody began, with a sigh. "Are you wanting to leave?"
Bullseye nodded, before leaving.
Woody turned to Buzz, and smiled when he thought of an excellent question to ask.
"Buzz, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
Woody grinned to himself.
"Have you ever had any erotic thoughts of Jessie?" Woody asked and Buzz's eyes widened, before he blushed.
Woody knew that Buzz would act this way.
"10...9...8...7...6...5..."
Buzz was left gobsmacked and embarrassed. There was no way he was answering this one. But he wasn't denying that he had.
"3...2...1...0, times out Buzz, you're out!"
It didn't take long for Woody to lose, in fact just the word spiders made him uneased.
Mr Potato-head and Hamm stared at each other, both desperate for victory.
"Okay Hamm," Mr Potato-head began. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare,"
The game was on!
A/N Loved writing this chapter. Can't wait to write what Hamm and Mr Potato-head have in store for each other, even though I have a brief idea. Thanks again to Jade Zimmer!
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